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Anonymous 04/18/15(Sat)23:09:36 No.31975967 >>31976041 >>31976118 >>31976313 >>31976389 >usually buy my weekly groceries at the same store >there's this maybe 7-8/10, not perfect but cute cashier >she's always smiling at me and making small talk and s--- >finally realize she's not just being nice >she's mirin hard >gather all my courage and go to store again >buy my usual stuff and pick her line >she offers me the receipt >"how about you write your number on it?" >she blushes bright red, writes down a number >i smile and say i'll call her >I'm so euphoric i'm not thinking right >I don't usually hold on to receipts >i glance at the receipt, crumple it and toss it in the trash bin by the door in full view of her >panic and just walk out DEVILISH

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon dates Japanese models | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)19:37:17 No.65381900 >look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T 96 KB JPG >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.

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anon has the nut of his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Is this it? If you see this whilgenrolling You have been cisited by Pete knows is very tired and s peacefullend your life in you ep soon But only if you smotivate Tue)08:50:1 >Be me >Be 5 minutes ago >Have the best nut Ive ever had in my entire life, feeling of nutting drawn out over a solid 90 seconds of ecstasy, eyes rolled into the back of my head for like 30 >Not to nudes >Not to regular p--- (do not watch, it is for cucks) >Not with any woman >Not with my wild imagination >But to f------ Fortnite pov p--- Is this it? Should I just kill myself? How the f--- did I go from dropping bombs on cavemen in Afghanistan to this. 142 KB JPG 5730

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The crackpot | /r/Greentext

File: happy pepe.jpg (305 KB, 1600x2000) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA /crockpot/ Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)11:38:34 No.34956962 ► I'm thinking of buying a crockpot. Is it any good? I just want to cook frozen vegetables and chicken breast. Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)11:40:59 No.34956999 ► >>34957017 >> Crockpots are awesome. Put the ingredients in in the morning and it's ready to eat when you get home. Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)11:42:04 No.34957017 ► >>34956999 (You) I never leave the house, but I get what you're saying.

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Anon is a Sinophile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 81SGq7P2) 12/15/21 (Wed)13:54:13 No.352227367 >>352220227 # The entire history of China is >Ching dynasty established >Chong rebellion >Chong seige the capital of Ching >1 million casualties >50,000 civilians cannibalised >Chong dynasty established >>352227556 # >>352227750 #

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Anon has post nut clarity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous P--- is for P--- boards 09/27/22(Tue)20:37:40 No.886354127 289 KB PNG a few funny p---------- facts: >addiction to p---------- functions similarly to the chemical dependency on cocaine >the earlier you start using p----------, the more likely you are to form a drug addiction >some studies suggest it reduces grey matter in the brain >P----use being OK is a lie perpetuated because it brings in more money than the NFL, NBA and MLB combined >watching p---------- doubles the rate of divorce >the more you watch p----------, the more likely you are to watch "minor intercourse" >erectile dysfunction is rising by the day >the parent company of pornhub has a history of human trafficking monetization >p--- use is rising in adolescents, resulting in higher rates of depression and decrease in academic performance Quit now and end these mental restrictions >sneed

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Anon thinks anime teenagers are based on real life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Seriously? So, t your first time drinking 1.32 MB PNG 09/25/22(Sun)22:46:39 No.27378658 >Watch anime >Characters having interesting experiences, earning money, pursuing goals etc. >Look up their age >They're in their teens How do I cope?

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Anon has an interesting hypothesis on cheating | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>886340550 (OP) # The weird truth is that women tend to cheat down. Many times when women cheat it's due to reasons that isn't sex. Like insecurities and thinking they're ugly. They cheat down because that gives them more of a success at satisfying whatever f----- up problems they have in their heads. 09/27/22(Tue)09:31:29 No.886341699 Also statistically dudes with bigger d---- get cheated on more. Not s------- you, look it up. Weird huh? But seriously it's way easier to get an attached woman than you think. Easier than a single woman in some cases. Almost can be done in steps. Get close to her and get to know her until you're familiar on a "friend" level. Start inquiring about her relationship, complain about your relationship or past relationships so she can "relate". Get her to the point that she complains about her relationships with you. Next just get her to spend as much time as you as possible since she will build you into whatever she needs in her head. Now start drinking alone with her and the first kiss and you have an affair. Now it's the chick that will f--- you at first sight with no work on your part...that's the Chad zone. Get hella fit, dress well, talk suave. It's really not a big achievement. Women are built to cheat. ›>886341853 # >>886343682 # : Anonymous 24 KB JPG >>886342639 # 09/27/22(Tue)09:35:10 No.886341853 >>886341699 # >Chicks risk everything to be with ugly dudes, not chads >They also cheat more on big dicked chads than little d--- betachads >The way to seduce a woman is to get her to friendzone you deliberately >??? >Profit

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doesn’t understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)07:00:31 No.67081872 doing everything right: >hit the gym a couple times a week >clean diet >>67082078 # >1.5/2.5/3/4 >cut down to 10% bodyfat >stil look f------ yoked >haven't showered in months for pheromone gains >succesful career >wear nice clothes >nice haircut >generally friendly guy with natural charisma basically: i'm lifemaxxing but anytime I get a date on tinder they will leave in a matter of minutes. What the f--- am I doing wrong? Am I too big? or too small? : Anonymous >>67081872 (OP) # autistic, anon, you're autistic 06/07/22 (Tue)07:04:31 No.67081905

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Anon reads manga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, 29 yo KHV >for the first time in my life, I have a female friend who talks to me while hiding the disgust she has for me from her voice, unlike every other woman I've ever talked to >met online thanks to manga, talk mostly about the manga we have read >we have a sort of 2-person book club thing going on where we'll read the same manga >latest read was Oyasumi Punpun, which I've read before, but I love it so much that I don't mind the reread >she seems to really like it too, we spend a while talking about it every day for the past week >Eventually she gets all serious and says "Answer me this honestly, it's important. Do you think Punpun is a bad person?" 1 4 09/27/22(Tue)03:40:05 No.70366962 58 KB JPG >I'm really confused why this is so important when it's just another aspect of the manga, like the hundred other aspects we've discussed >I say "He's an awful person, it's surprising he gets as good an ending as he does" >She seems disappointed in my answer because she just says "oh" and goes quiet >When I try to keep the conversation going, she says she has to go and logs off without saying bye Am I wrong? Punpun is a bad person, right? What answer did she want?

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Anon learns that no good deed goes unpunished | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 09/27/22(Tue)11:32:57 >be me, only child to single mom >she starts dating a deaf guy >she learns sign language to be with him but I haven't because he's not around much when I'm home No.886346634 >the relationship gets more serious and the guy seems cool so I decide to learn sign language so we can converse with each other better >decide to keep it a secret from them so I can surprise them on his birthday >once I get pretty good I decide to try and interpret their signing as practice >big mistake >immediately horrified at the sheer amount and level of dirty talk going on between them at any point in time >can't remove the thoughts of knowing how "robust' my mom thinks he is or how "using sign language made his fingers stronger wink wink" KILL ME NOW

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anon finds the little mermaid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 73 KB JPG 08/10/21(Tue)09:06:09 No.125014102 >meets a disabled 14 year on the beach, completely naked >attempts to marry her without once trying to find our where her parents are : Anonymous >>125014102 (OP) # Finders keepers. 08/10/21(Tue)09:07:48 No.125014133

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Anonymous 04/18/15(Sat)23:09:36 No.31975967 >>31976041 >>31976118 >>31976313 >>31976389 >usually buy my weekly groceries at the same store >there's this maybe 7-8/10, not perfect but cute cashier >she's always smiling at me and making small talk and s--- >finally realize she's not just being nice >she's mirin hard >gather all my courage and go to store again >buy my usual stuff and pick her line >she offers me the receipt >"how about you write your number on it?" >she blushes bright red, writes down a number >i smile and say i'll call her >I'm so euphoric i'm not thinking right >I don't usually hold on to receipts >i glance at the receipt, crumple it and toss it in the trash bin by the door in full view of her >panic and just walk out DEVILISH

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