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SISTER-IN-LAW From a wealthier Married into our family in the north family, but seems only my cousins to stay to love her kids and not the rest of us at home into their 40s Worked in a factory as a unionized mechanist Acts pretty aloof Is disgusted by the existence of cousin #5 UNCLE (BY MARRIAGE) Married to aunt In 2002 he and his Asked with distaste whether I voted for Trump Lives on a farm with many assorted animals, tries to live off the land W parents were walking home from church when they got hit by a car, his parents were killed and he lost his arm Nevertheless happy and now relies on government social security UNCLE #1 Installed solar panels on his house He's a professional artist but makes very little off commissions Father of Cousin #5, from whom he's estranged COUSIN #2 Didn't get any job until he was 37 Quit in two years and went back to university, majored in Japanese Started dating a Japanese woman on the Internet and moved out there Now lives in Kyoto, has fully assimilated AUNT Clingy, encouraged Whenever I come over she starts making copious volumes of food without prompt I often come back from a shower to find she's emptied my bag to do my laundry Even sews together the holes in my damaged clothes GRANDMA Salt-of-the earth peasant lady who hauled firewood two miles each day Had all sorts of rural holistic remedies and recipes Aged 4 and 2 Died when she broke her leg and was too proud to ask for help Mi manchi nonna :( COUSIN #1 Professional percussionist, is actually decent at it Has released a couple albums Poor but happy NEPHEWS Absolute menaces, knock everything off tables and eat anything in sight Cry when they don't get their way GREAT-UNCLE #1 Conscripted into the Italian Army and sent to Stalingrad, died. We don't know where his body is I've been over this story with you guys before but I needed something to fill this square COUSIN #4 Works a modest job and has a loving wife and kids Very level- headed, is seen as the family voice of reason UNCLE #2 Owned a pizza shop but damn taxes got too high so had to sell Now part-owner of a vineyard and loving it DAD cruise Worked on ship through his 20s, brags to me about all the exotic women he banged Speaks 21 languages Started dating my Mom because he mistook her for a Frenchwoman and he hadn't crossed that off the fuckit list yet Now owns a restaurant and cooks for a living GREAT X17 GRANDPA Helped put down a rebellion in the 15th century and got knighted by the local noble We still have a facsimile of the document Furthest back I can trace my lineage COUSIN #5 Lives in the countryside and works as a mechanic Hit on my sister then got a girl pregnant when he was 17 Huge Meloni supporter, posted MAGA stuff too. even though he's from. Italy Thinks African migrants are taking his job COUSIN #3 Family's major success story, moved north and climbed a corporate latter and is now wealthy Owns multiple apartments and a sailboat, goes skiing in the Alps and dates very hot chicks Hates the EU "Mussolini wasn't so bad, Hitler was just a bad friend for him" GREAT-UNCLE #2 Was born mentally retarded because of all the i----- in our family Got wheeled out at family gatherings and everyone laughed at him like he was a jester He acted like a toddler until he died

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