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: Anonymous >>65568150 # >be me walking home from uni >middle of winter so it's already dark out >streets are pretty empty >see pretty blonde walking the same direction across the street 02/14/22(Mon)17:29:48 No.65569206 >miraculously her face lights up and she starts running towards me >"oh hey it's you! We met at inserttrendylocationinmycity!" >pause >this is literally impossible since I only ever go to uni and gym >"yeah no sorry that's not me" >she keeps f------ walking towards me spouting some non commital garbage >even my autistic ass realizes that there's no reason for her to come this close if she just wants to talk >in a stroke of autistic genius I smack her across the face as hard as I can >she staggers back a little and drops something >couldn't see it in the dark but sounded like glass or possibly thin metal >at the same time the backdoors of what I thought was an empty van parked nearby burst open and 2 huge n------ walk out >like bigger than the biggest roidtranny at my gym huge >they wear regualr clothes but there's no question of them being innocent bystanders as there isn't a hint of shock or outrage on their faces >they just start quickly walking towards me >I turn around and start sprinting as hard as I can >no idea if they even gave chase since I didn't want to risk turning around to look >sprint past my subway station all the way to my apartment >lock the door, put in the chain, even jam a chair under the doorhandle >puke from exhaustion and anxiety >have nervous breakdown >slow breathing, drink water and decide to call the cops >they're probably just gonna laugh and call me crazy >nope >operator tells me to hold while she reroutes my call >never heard of this happening before >some guy from the actual police picks up >he's super serious and wants me to come in for questioning while the memory is still fresh >tell him there's no way I'm leaving my house tonight >actually sends a f------ cop car to fetch me >cont. >>65569387 # >>65569754 # >>65573409 # >>65574553 # : Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)17:45:43 No.65569387 >>65569206 # >get driven to police station >meet guy from the phone call >nice enough guy but also f------ relentless 49 KB JPG >questions me for hours about an event that lasted literal seconds >sits me down with a sketch artist to describe the girls and the n------ as precisely as possible >sits me down with a car expert to identify the van (didn't help them much there since I don't know s--- about cars) >keeps asking me about seemingly unrelated background information >what am I majoring in, who knew I would walk home from that class that night, do I always take the same way home, which doctors or pharmacies did I recently visit, could anyone else have possibly gotten access to my medical information >turns out there's an organ harvesting ring in town and I'm the first guy to have gotten close enough to see something useful, but not close enough to get murked >makes me repeat everything like 10 times over to make sure I didn't forget anything then thanks me for my cooperation and sends me on my way >same guy who fetched me brings me home >actually accompanies me all the way to the door of my apartment then leaves >disn't Iwave the house for a week after that s--- >as far as I know they never caught the f------ either So yeah, unless you're gigachad incarnate you should take random thots approaching you as the biggest red flag imaginable. >>65569754 # >>65569880 # >>65574553 #

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: Anonymous >>65568150 # >be me walking home from uni >middle of winter so it's already dark out >streets are pretty empty >see pretty blonde walking the same direction across the street 02/14/22(Mon)17:29:48 No.65569206 >miraculously her face lights up and she starts running towards me >"oh hey it's you! We met at inserttrendylocationinmycity!" >pause >this is literally impossible since I only ever go to uni and gym >"yeah no sorry that's not me" >she keeps f------ walking towards me spouting some non commital garbage >even my autistic ass realizes that there's no reason for her to come this close if she just wants to talk >in a stroke of autistic genius I smack her across the face as hard as I can >she staggers back a little and drops something >couldn't see it in the dark but sounded like glass or possibly thin metal >at the same time the backdoors of what I thought was an empty van parked nearby burst open and 2 huge n------ walk out >like bigger than the biggest roidtranny at my gym huge >they wear regualr clothes but there's no question of them being innocent bystanders as there isn't a hint of shock or outrage on their faces >they just start quickly walking towards me >I turn around and start sprinting as hard as I can >no idea if they even gave chase since I didn't want to risk turning around to look >sprint past my subway station all the way to my apartment >lock the door, put in the chain, even jam a chair under the doorhandle >puke from exhaustion and anxiety >have nervous breakdown >slow breathing, drink water and decide to call the cops >they're probably just gonna laugh and call me crazy >nope >operator tells me to hold while she reroutes my call >never heard of this happening before >some guy from the actual police picks up >he's super serious and wants me to come in for questioning while the memory is still fresh >tell him there's no way I'm leaving my house tonight >actually sends a f------ cop car to fetch me >cont. >>65569387 # >>65569754 # >>65573409 # >>65574553 # : Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)17:45:43 No.65569387 >>65569206 # >get driven to police station >meet guy from the phone call >nice enough guy but also f------ relentless 49 KB JPG >questions me for hours about an event that lasted literal seconds >sits me down with a sketch artist to describe the girls and the n------ as precisely as possible >sits me down with a car expert to identify the van (didn't help them much there since I don't know s--- about cars) >keeps asking me about seemingly unrelated background information >what am I majoring in, who knew I would walk home from that class that night, do I always take the same way home, which doctors or pharmacies did I recently visit, could anyone else have possibly gotten access to my medical information >turns out there's an organ harvesting ring in town and I'm the first guy to have gotten close enough to see something useful, but not close enough to get murked >makes me repeat everything like 10 times over to make sure I didn't forget anything then thanks me for my cooperation and sends me on my way >same guy who fetched me brings me home >actually accompanies me all the way to the door of my apartment then leaves >disn't Iwave the house for a week after that s--- >as far as I know they never caught the f------ either So yeah, unless you're gigachad incarnate you should take random thots approaching you as the biggest red flag imaginable. >>65569754 # >>65569880 # >>65574553 #

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