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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Just As The Founding Fathers Intended


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Anonymous Based people 10 KB JPG Greentext thread of based s your family has done Ill go first 06/03/22(Fri)20:23:23 No.68898367 >Be me, 19 >My grandpa (60ish) still actively uses Internet, lives in a not so safe area >I show him the greentext about the Anon with a musket, You know how it goes >He thinks its hilarious >He talks about old weapons (He was in 'Nam, so he has a lot of experience) >Next day he sends me a picture >Its him holding a f ng musket >He posts it to fb and all that jazz, we get a good laugh About a month 18er >Get a call, apparently 3 s tried beating a middle schooler near my Grandpas house >Grandpa walks out with the musket, and starts shouting at the >The Trio of ng bolt and my grandpa shoots in their direction >F------ SHATTERS a window of some store >Im not talking like 4-5 pieces, Im talking I ing POWDER. got sent to jail, >He got in the newspaper too, Middle schooler only had a few bruises I think my grandpa is the most based man on the planet Pic is not my grandpa, its just some pic I got off the internet 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
- I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. - Four ruffians break into my house. - "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. - Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. - Draw my pistol on the second man. Misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. - I have to resort to the cannon at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot. - "Tally ho, lads." The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. - Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. - He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are difficult to stitch-up. - Just as the founding fathers intended. Tally ho, retards
>Be me >Be sleeping >Hear a window smash at 3:49am >Grab my home defense musket because that's what the founding fathers intended when they wrote the second amendment 32 KB JPG >Run out of the room and see two masked men >Fire musket at first one, blows a hole a foot in diameter in him >He's dead on the spot >Musket ball continues to fly wildly going through my neighbor's wall and nails his dog >Grab my flintlock pistol and fire it at the second man >Musket ball misses entirely because is smoothbore >Ball goes through other neighbors house and destroys his TV >Fix Bayonet to musket and jab the second guy 15 times >Reload my musket in case any more rapscallions arrive >Police knock and enter upon hearing the ruckus >Can't hear or see because of the flintlocks report >Mistakenly shoot the police officer >Stabbed guy bleeds out at the hospital after using four pints of blood because triangle bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up >Just as the founding fathers intended.
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