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: Anonymous 02/04/16(Thu)09:54:59 No.667133747 I f----- up bigtime /b/ >my folders are full of all kinds of gore and s--- that normal people would consider as psychopatic (actually no cp) >yesterday I felt asleep, forgot to 106 KB JPG turn off computer >mom came in on my room, and for a reason she went through my pc and found all the s--- i have on my pc My mom know me as a good boy, with good grades and doing no harm to other people. She haven't talked to me all day and I think she'll try to send me to a mental hospital or something What do otherwise than killing my self? 02/04/16(Thu)09:56:14 No.667133872 : Anonymous learn to speak english 02/04/16(Thu)09:57:10 No.667133945 : Anonymous >>667133747 (OP) # Masturbate yourself to death you ultra faglord

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Femanon tried to hang herself after getting rejected | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.23 MB JPG 11/25/22(Fri)10:47:07 No.71120218 >i posted a few days ago about how i was gonna confess to my crush >i passed him a note and asked him to be my friend >he said no >i spiraled and tried to hang myself >ive failed and he probably thinks im a f------ schizo

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Anon have a bubble butt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 75 KB JPG walking U-Uh... 07/29/21(Thu)21:35:29 No.64761502 >Walking with GF and her sister >Wearing short shorts >Sister says I have 'bubble butt' >What? >Pats me on the ass >Um >GF doesn't say or do anything >Both laugh it off we keep

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Anon is in the movie “Inception” | /r/Greentext

105 KB JPG >be me >19 m >fat sweaty Cheeto fingers virgin >too fat and sweaty for girls, fml >want to experience vagine >maxed out m----------- skill, what do? >fun fact about me, diagnosed with parasomnia as a kid >like lucid dreaming but for f---, super real vivid dreams, often nightmares >fall asleep thinking about busty goddess in my sociology class >runvividdreams.jpg >dream I am f------ busty >so real, feel the warmth of vagine and squishy bust >crying literal tears of joy in dream >so happy, but then >que boss music >busty transforms into horrible insect-like monster >big ass sword claw hands >f------ rips me apart >dream still vivid, feel the pain >wake up covered in coom and tears >next night >bust nut thinking about busty >dream starts, same. F------. Dream. >know what's coming >decide then and there I want to dream f--- busty mutant insect monster and then die for the sweet sweet vagine >same thing happens every dream, usually can coom quickly before death >had this dream at least once or twice a week for at past 6 months >delish coochie is worth violent death >mfw my disease became my power >not sure how to feel >I find it kind of funny >I find it kind of sad >the dreams in which I'm dying >are the best I've ever had

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Anon wants to take the sock off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21 (Wed)18:39:19 No.65130783 >Coworker at work >Always takes her shoes off at her desk >Always wearing socks What can I do to get her to take her socks off? Thinking about spilling something on the floor but not sure if it will bother her enough. 2 Replies 113 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/25/21 (Wed)19:29:31 No.65131387 pls she is leaving soon : Anonymous 08/25/21 (Wed)21:16:04 No.65132524 >>65130783 (OP) # Maybe if you blow your brains out it'll scare her socks off

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Anon shares his stair routine | /r/Greentext

>>619342902 # >not using trailing hand technique NGMI : Anonymous 101 KB JPG 11/27/22(Sun)01:55:31 No.619343865 >>619343183 # Looks dumb to me. Regular stairs allow faster ascension using this method, do you guys not traverse stairs like this? I can scramble up in less than 2 seconds >>619343921 # >>619343957 # >>619344013 # >>619344060 # >>619344136 # >>619344201 # >>619344556 # >>619344752 # >>619345049 # >>619345385 # >>619346062 # >>619346360 # >>619346412 #

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Anon is fucking sorry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 40 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)09:07:14 No.889842076 >be me >be child >brother introduces me to computer gaming >shows me steam on the family computer >helps me set up an account >play TF2 >hooked >go to friends house >ask if he has steam so we can game together >he doesn't >we go ask his dad if we can download it on their computer >he says sure and comes to the computer to help >look up steam on google >start to panic >don't know what link to click >steam.com eludes me >tell his dad I don't know what website to download it from >he says to just download it and he trusts me >click the shadiest f------ website >click download >infest his computer with viruses sorry

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: Anonymous >genie light comes on >wish for infinite wishes 05/04/22(Wed)19:00:06 No.2543988 file.png 75 KB PNG >engine explodes shouldnt have tried to fool him >>25439915 # >>25441515 # >>25444652 # >>25447053 # >>25455269 #

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Fembot revenge stories | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous po the m 72 KB PNG 11/28/22(Mon)09:48:38 No.71165846 1 Reply >be me, couple years ago >boyfriend cheated on me >develop a burning hatred for men >start creating fake profiles of attractive women to goad married guys into online relationships >seduce them into sexting, sending money, buying me things etc >send every screenshot, video and voice-message they've made to their partners >have destroyed 54 relationships so far View Thread Anonymous >>71165846 (OP) # Very based but youre still a normie so go away 11/28/22(Mon)09:52:44 No.71165869

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Anon has a fat fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Unintended consequences? 09/30/21(Thu)14:04:30 This s--- is seriously ruining my life. Pic unrelated 578 KB PNG >Be me >Cursed with fat fetish >Hate it, but oh well, at least it's easy to get girls >After the third time feeling like I was about to get crushed to death decide to get /fit/ >8 months later >Made decent progress >Start to feel disdain for fatties No.65582655 >See fat women and think about how lazy they must be >Feeling keep growing >Take landwhale home >She takes her clothes off and I am truly disgusted by how much of a slob she is >Can't get it up. >Still don't get attracted to fit women I can't even f------ j------- anymore. I've f------ /fit/ed myself out of f------ chaddom this is hell

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: Anonymous 3 KB JPG 09/30/21(Thu)09:13:05 No.572761537 >Be playing vidya >Enter co op game >Black guy has joined >He's new to the game >Doesn't realise his mic is on and is recording the whole room. >He's low on health >He doesn't know how to heal. >I heal him for him >"Thank you!" >"That's so nice" >Later in the game I get downed >"I'm coming my n----" >Comes to my rescue >"I got you bro" >Finish the mission >"Yo G you're ma real n----. Respect" Mfw feels good man

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Anon kills a man | /r/Greentext

Two years ago, a man broke into my home a little before 2:00 AM on an early-December night. I shot him four times (fired five shots - stopping when he fell). He was still alive but died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. >Police find no evidence of wrong doing on my part - I live in Florida >The family of the deceased filed a civil suit against me >Gets dismissed >They harass me on social media >Delete social media, and the sister of the deceased calls my job, telling them I'm a murderer It calmed down toward the beginning of this year but this last message sent me overboard YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU TOLERATE 93 KB JPG >I got a message on LinkedIn from the pastor of their church, asking me to publicly apologize and give the family closure >Evidently, the guy's birthday is coming up. It's a birthday he shares with his sister - born on the same date, two years apart. >It's the sister that called my job. >Block the pastor on LinkedIn. >Get curious and go check their public Facebook pages. >They all talk about me being a gun-nut and murderer >They all have #Justice4****** on their pages >His mom and sister have poorly photoshopped pictures of me with a burning cross in the background How did me defending myself and my wife from a man breaking into my home turn into me somehow being a gun nut, supremacist, and a supposed murderer? I just want to be left alone.

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Anon is now a serial killer | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 11/27/22(Sun)21:43:51 No.889827134 Picked up a hitchhiker once >smoking hot, walking alone >wanted to go to a concert >i said sure, lets grab some beers and smoke weed at mine first >agrees and gets in >take hitchhiker back to mine >work out and drink some beers >smoke some weed >hitchhiker doesnt wanna miss show >starts pressuring me to go >i dont want hitchhiker to go >i go for a kiss >super awkward >hitchhiker freaks out >confronts me if i was ever planning on even going >i try to play it off like a joke >i start crying >>hitchhiker gets mad at me for wasting time and starts leaving >i smash a dumbbell across skull >hitchiker is gurgling and wont get up >i try to help >turns into a strangling match >i win and start kissing dead body >reality kicks in >i freak out >dismember body in shed in backyard >never got caught >fetish for strangling and f------ corpses develops >currently on the 18th body

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: Anonymous 02/04/16(Thu)09:54:59 No.667133747 I f----- up bigtime /b/ >my folders are full of all kinds of gore and s--- that normal people would consider as psychopatic (actually no cp) >yesterday I felt asleep, forgot to 106 KB JPG turn off computer >mom came in on my room, and for a reason she went through my pc and found all the s--- i have on my pc My mom know me as a good boy, with good grades and doing no harm to other people. She haven't talked to me all day and I think she'll try to send me to a mental hospital or something What do otherwise than killing my self? 02/04/16(Thu)09:56:14 No.667133872 : Anonymous learn to speak english 02/04/16(Thu)09:57:10 No.667133945 : Anonymous >>667133747 (OP) # Masturbate yourself to death you ultra faglord

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