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: Anonymous how do I get a tomboy gf please help >>4203395 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)09:01:25 No.4203360 450 KB GIF 11/09/21(Tue)09:06:30 No.4203368 11/09/21(Tue)09:28:20 No.4203395 >>4203360 # >go outside >find qt tomboy >talk to her non-autistically >become acquaintances >ask to go to some kind of event or activity together >>4203557 # >>4205015 # >>4205033 # >>4205058 # >>4205267 # : Anonymous >>4203395 # >talk to her non-autistically That's where most of us fail, kiddo. 11/09/21(Tue)11:59:27 No.4203557

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them

Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much

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Anonymous 129 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:51 No.27306366 >Every time a homie's birthday rolls around I ask them for their measurements >Buy them a cosplay of their waifu or shimakaze >As a joke of course >They will laugh at it while thanking me >They will get curious and put it on in private >I will jokingly ask them for pics >They will jokingly send them to me I am grooming the homies

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53 KB JPG >Be me, 19 >See my friend reading those 'how to get rich', 'how to become a millionaire' books >Tell him the best way to become a millionaire is simply to write a book about 'how to become a millionaire' >He laughs at me >Take up the challenge >Start writing my book >Mainly just copy and paste general information from google >It gets published >HolySh*t.exe >Promote the book via social media etc >Ret*rds start buying the book knowing very well they won't even apply the information to their life will probably forget everything they read in two weeks >Sales explode >HolySh*t.exe >2 years later, multi millionaire, wrote a couple more books which didn't do as well but no complaints from me 1

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"B-but Wakanda IS real! It's INSIDE us!" Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)16:25:41 No.177538201 ► >White man creates fictional black country of Wakanda >Black people latch onto and make fictional country entire identity >White people propogate this and continue to write Wakanda comics to keep black people under control. >Black people continue to eat it up and consider it "diversity" and "empowerment" But Wakanda is sooo empowering to black people, right?

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File: 1331359893645.jpg (37 KB, 231x251) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri)15:21:30 No.71230406 >make friends with a stacy from my job >within 1 month she starts showing me texts from other men who tried to hit on her >shows me texts from her two stalkers as well >including one that messages her every single week and she doesnt respond >hes been doing this for 4 years >tells me about another guy that followed her from job to job >tells me about the random encounters every time she goes out and gets hit on Am I supposed to feel sympathy? I don't. I feel an incessant disgust for women like this. F--- you for getting attention even if it's creepy. [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/1

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Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.5812265. >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme

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Anonymous (ID: LTGpIUS) 10/30/14(Thu)13:00:58 No.576660916 ► >>576661060 >>576661213 File: 123121.jpg (127 KB, 500x667) You know what would be funny as f---: >Track down one of these extreme fatfucks, shouldn't be too hard to spot them >drug them down using horse-tranquelizer >use forklift to put them into the back of your van >drive to "the location" >an empty building with a drained pool >drop f------ down into pool >they wake up >you've successfully trapped a f------ >even though the height of the ledge in the shallow end is just 1 meter, it's impossible for them to get up >watch them waddle around ranting about thin priveledge >All there is in the pool is a hole at the bottom to s--- in >every day you bring in a bag of mcdonalds and some salad >throw the salad to the f------ while sitting nearby(where they can watch) feasting upon their lifeforce >eventually one day, they get light enough to climb out of the pool >at the first sight of them doing that, I will shoot them with another tranquelizer >put them in van and dump them back near some random houses where they can get help >All thats left from me is in their pocket >a note >"If you ever ecome that fat again, you'll be back. But with no light, no food and no s-------" >repeat with next fattie >One day I may even manage to get a f------ that wants to learn after me >l effectivly become jigsaw >I need my student to take up after me as police will one day get me >in the police station they realise I'm wearing a mask >they rip it off >I'm actually an anteater >outside the juristiction of law >released on legal default >mfw

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG >b-but it's not healthy Don't care >b-but it's gonna be mostly water weight! Don't care >b-but its harmful to your health Don't care >b-but... Don't care How do I lose 1 kilo every 2 days while still staying alive? Anonymous >>69154669 (OP) # you could try cutting off your arm Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:43:38 No.69154669 I need to lose 15 kilos in 30 days >>69154676 # >>69156216 # Anonymous >>69154698 # Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:32 No.69154675 >>69154690 # >>69154707 # >>69154757 # >>69154698 # 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:57 No.69154676 12/04/22(Sun)19:45:27 No.69154685 12/04/22(Sun)19:46:34 No.69154690 >>69154676 # >don't care if it's harmful to your health >but no physical danger must come to you You could scoop out your brain, it's only half a kilo but you aren't using it anyway

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: Anonymous 815 KB PNG 12/01/22(Thu)17:03:37 No.71210116 >go on tiktok >all the girls there are w----- and sluts >FYP starts to show me a girl with no views >she seems very sweet and just showing off her nerdy art >dresses like an elf and rps as a shopkeeper >follow her cuz she's wholesome >one video pops up talking about middle age men trying to talk to her >is middle age but hasn't talked to her >find out she's underage >unfollow her immediately First "femcels" on there larping and trying to trick me they hate men and now the actual interesting and wholesome girl is just a kid. F--- this world i thought she was like 19 or 20 but nope of course there is a catch

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: Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)14:18:47 No.890230878 >Watch people have sex online 15 KB JPG >Perfectly acceptable, some call it healthy, only christcucks are upset >Watch people have sex in real life >Instantly get called a cuck, a pervert, or a home invader Why are people such massive hypocrites?

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: Anonymous how do I get a tomboy gf please help >>4203395 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)09:01:25 No.4203360 450 KB GIF 11/09/21(Tue)09:06:30 No.4203368 11/09/21(Tue)09:28:20 No.4203395 >>4203360 # >go outside >find qt tomboy >talk to her non-autistically >become acquaintances >ask to go to some kind of event or activity together >>4203557 # >>4205015 # >>4205033 # >>4205058 # >>4205267 # : Anonymous >>4203395 # >talk to her non-autistically That's where most of us fail, kiddo. 11/09/21(Tue)11:59:27 No.4203557

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