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Anonymous No.691516436 3 minutes ago ITT: Most autistic things you did in school. >be 12, 6th grade >at school dance >see 8/10 gril, think for a moment what to do >decide that I'm gonna impress her by jumping as high as possible >i walk over to her >i say, "watch this!" >i jump as high as I can about eight times >thefuckjusthappened.png >she looks at me like I just stomped a kitten's skull into the ground >never speak to her again. ●●●●

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Daily Daily Mail US @DailyMail - 1m mail American women denounce men and sex as .com 600 revenge for Trump election win trib.al/MCBOOSJ 3 271 2 ili 140 IMG_9025.jpg 651 KB JPG Sorry, bros. But sex just isn't happening anymore. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article- 14049931/american-women-boycott-sex-men-revenge- election-trump-kamala-harris.html Anonymous (ID: Pil/kYhY) 11/07/24(Thu)07:39:34 No.487437451 >>487437006 (OP) # >Trump not even in office yet >Gets women to stop being w----- voluntarily. 15 KB PNG >>487445048 # >>487445214 # >>487452134 # >>487457290 # >>487461260 # >>487464974 # >>487465414 # >>487467206 # >>487469969 # >>487470460 # >>487470855 # >>487473285 # 197175206 # 197176206 # 1971776 11 # 197101015 #

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1/3 qh8vCg86 (OP) US • 1h (07/14/24 20:51) 474212799 51 Re 11 lmg JPG 4KB (250x140) 1721001754684810s.jpg 31 Replies >decide to assassinate the president >have clear shot at a man who is the size of a city block >have ridiculous amount of time to aim and take shot >miss >miss >miss >miss >hit 3 randos instead thank you Ree Tardy Oswald 000

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: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)15:20:00 No.71398859 >Be me, beta f-- >Suddenly massive blizzard arrives >Gf calls and asks if I can come over Ok.png >3 feet of snow and blistering wind >Get to her home >She wants to practice applying on makeup and wants to try on me. Uhh haha ok. Not what I was expecting. >She puts on foundation, mascara, liptsick and all sorts of crap on me. >"Done! You look cute" >Pulls up mirror I do look kinda cute >We laugh and joke around. >She takes photos of me and I pose. We laugh some more >I use some special liquid to remove makeup >Lipstick doesnt come off to well. Whatever.jpeg >Eventually go home >Parents notice my red lips >"Anon whats wrong with your lips?" Panic >"Uh... its super cold outside, theyre probably frostbitten or something" > They buy the story. Mfw. Would prob do it again.

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: Anonymous 254 KB JPG 12/07/21(Tue)21:07:06 No.868188782 >be me >have f----- name >request irl mom to call me anon >she agrees >calls me anon >I am now anon >I am all of you

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: Anonymous 412 KB PNG 12/14/22(Wed)15:07:30 No.69254932 I got kicked from my gym for talking to a girl. I am no longer granted access to the gym. This was about 5 months ago. I called to speak to the manager today and I'm getting a car in an hour. What should I tell the manager so that I can go back to the gym? 19 Replies / 2 Images >>69255938 # View Thread : Anonymous >>69254932 (OP) # >I got kicked from my gym for talking to a girl. you are lying or keeping important information to yourself 12/14/22(Wed)17:01:02 No.69255926 : Anonymous >>69255926 # OP is probably a painfully autistic f----- who cannot hold a conversation without creeping people out. 12/14/22(Wed)17:02:29 No.69255938

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Anonymous HELL 70 KB JPG her 10/02/21 (Sat)13:18:00 No.65607534 >wanted to dump gf for a while >gf looks like a billie eillish clone >always thought she looked goofy >billie eillish becomes famous >now everyone compliments her and tells me how lucky l'am >still want to dump her but like the attention I get when I'm with Is this what women feel like when they go out with Chads? I feel like some guys get really jelly

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: Anonymous 197 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)16:18:45 No.890744107 I don't know how to do greentexts but here goes >be me in kindergarten >autistic kid >unaware of autism >teacher drops whiteboard marker one time >cue every kid laughing their asses off >confused.jpg >"why the f--- are they all laughing" I ask myself except without the swearing because I was 5 >fastforward two years, now in primary school >teacher drops whiteboard marker >I force myself to laugh >no one else did >awkward silence, teacher is glaring at me >"Oh you think that's funny anon? Here why don't you come pick it up" >forced to pick up the damn marker in front of 20 other kids >embarrassed as f--- >still confused to this day Why the f--- did that not work anons?? What did I do wrong

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Anonymous 22 KB PNG mfw It never ends 07/06/18(Fri)09:02:54 No.46602339 >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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: Anonymous 12/14/22(Wed)15:40:11 No.890742819 >be me >25 years old >addicted to t----- p--- and sissy hypno for 8 years >never done any physical gay s--- though >watch Nagatoro >read Nagatoro >Nagatoro's bullying of Senpai awakens something in 59 KB JPG me >No more urge to watch t----- p--- >no more urge to watch sissy hypno >Whenever I think about it out of habit I just think of Nagatoro's face >Think about her bullying me >Think about her saying "Gambare Senpai" >I Love Nagatoro

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Anonymous i f------ hate it here 552 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)08:40:58 No.71392465 >be me >cradle catholic >parents decide to birth me in major catholic city >f------ Memphis >80% Blacks >Jews everywhere >crackheads on every corner >blacks burned everything down when MLK got shot >basically wasteland >no good jobs, every good job taken by imported whites from Nashville or California >even nicer suburbs get shot up at least once a week Alaskan anons please come save me. View Thread

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: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 12/09/22(Fri)17:14:32 No.71322438 >Watch YouTube Shorts >Men make all kinds of videos >Meanwhile women pretty much only make videos about dating, looks or their bf Females are subhuman

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: Anonymous 113 KB PNG 12/14/22(Wed) 07:59:59 No.890730099 >get perma banned on reddit for making a random shitpost that apparently people took to be a threat of violence. The aspies on r/gaming are a different breed of stupid. It's like adults with the intellectual capacity of 13 year old minecraft addicts. >use alt account forever without issues >get banned from some random shitposting sub >use my alt account on my phone >make new undetected account with a new email >accidentally post in the same shitposting sub with my new undedected account while using my old alt account on my phone >reddit's backend apparently really cares about sub bans is constantly logging and comparing IPs. >reddit bans my new undedected account and temp bans my alt account >it was a worthless shitposting sub >only made the new undetected account to distance myself from my old posts because I don't like leaving breadcrumbs online people can use to internet stalk Reddit is weird as f---.

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: Anonymous 413 KB PNG 12/14/22(Wed) 08:31:43 No.890731229 >have decent amount of friends >have been told i am a solid 7/10 by female friends >can be social >still empty and lonely >still feels invisible >struggling with dating >suicidal thoughts w-- is my problem anons? why is life such a f------ struggle? its just an endless loop of numbness, sadness, and madness? why do f------ at school get to be happy and i dont? i seem to be fine but my retarded brain wont let me

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Anonymous No.691516436 3 minutes ago ITT: Most autistic things you did in school. >be 12, 6th grade >at school dance >see 8/10 gril, think for a moment what to do >decide that I'm gonna impress her by jumping as high as possible >i walk over to her >i say, "watch this!" >i jump as high as I can about eight times >thefuckjusthappened.png >she looks at me like I just stomped a kitten's skull into the ground >never speak to her again. ●●●●

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