Meme Encyclopedia

Popular right now

Fukouna Shoujo 03

Fukouna Shoujo 03

7 years ago

Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals image and meme examples.

Italian Brainrot Animals

Mateus Lima • about a month ago

Tralalero Tralala meme example.

Tralalero Tralala

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • 2 months ago

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

Owen Carry • 14 days ago

Tung Tung Tung Sahur meme image examples.

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Sakshi Rakshale

Sakshi Rakshale • about a month ago

Know Your Meme is the property of Literally Media ©2024 Literally Media. All Rights Reserved.

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)15:20:00 No.71398859 >Be me, beta f-- >Suddenly massive blizzard arrives >Gf calls and asks if I can come over Ok.png >3 feet of snow and blistering wind >Get to her home >She wants to practice applying on makeup and wants to try on me. Uhh haha ok. Not what I was expecting. >She puts on foundation, mascara, liptsick and all sorts of crap on me. >"Done! You look cute" >Pulls up mirror I do look kinda cute >We laugh and joke around. >She takes photos of me and I pose. We laugh some more >I use some special liquid to remove makeup >Lipstick doesnt come off to well. Whatever.jpeg >Eventually go home >Parents notice my red lips >"Anon whats wrong with your lips?" Panic >"Uh... its super cold outside, theyre probably frostbitten or something" > They buy the story. Mfw. Would prob do it again.

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (1069px x 1803px)

File size: 469 KB

HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

View All 45,737 Images

More:

Anon is all of us | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 254 KB JPG 12/07/21(Tue)21:07:06 No.868188782 >be me >have f----- name >request irl mom to call me anon >she agrees >calls me anon >I am now anon >I am all of you

Pin

Anon is 100% not a creep or a stalker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 412 KB PNG 12/14/22(Wed)15:07:30 No.69254932 I got kicked from my gym for talking to a girl. I am no longer granted access to the gym. This was about 5 months ago. I called to speak to the manager today and I'm getting a car in an hour. What should I tell the manager so that I can go back to the gym? 19 Replies / 2 Images >>69255938 # View Thread : Anonymous >>69254932 (OP) # >I got kicked from my gym for talking to a girl. you are lying or keeping important information to yourself 12/14/22(Wed)17:01:02 No.69255926 : Anonymous >>69255926 # OP is probably a painfully autistic f----- who cannot hold a conversation without creeping people out. 12/14/22(Wed)17:02:29 No.69255938

Pin

Anon likes the attention.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HELL 70 KB JPG her 10/02/21 (Sat)13:18:00 No.65607534 >wanted to dump gf for a while >gf looks like a billie eillish clone >always thought she looked goofy >billie eillish becomes famous >now everyone compliments her and tells me how lucky l'am >still want to dump her but like the attention I get when I'm with Is this what women feel like when they go out with Chads? I feel like some guys get really jelly

Pin

anon gets embarrassed in class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 197 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)16:18:45 No.890744107 I don't know how to do greentexts but here goes >be me in kindergarten >autistic kid >unaware of autism >teacher drops whiteboard marker one time >cue every kid laughing their asses off >confused.jpg >"why the f--- are they all laughing" I ask myself except without the swearing because I was 5 >fastforward two years, now in primary school >teacher drops whiteboard marker >I force myself to laugh >no one else did >awkward silence, teacher is glaring at me >"Oh you think that's funny anon? Here why don't you come pick it up" >forced to pick up the damn marker in front of 20 other kids >embarrassed as f--- >still confused to this day Why the f--- did that not work anons?? What did I do wrong

Pin

anon tells a joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)22:16:21 No.621103892 >>621103689 # your mom is so fat when she when she one time she went skydiving zelda from majoras mask reset time with the ocarino >>621104021 # >>621108471 # >>621109389 # >>621111190 # >>621113807 # >>621113876 # >>621114604 # >>621116775 # >>621117202 # >>621117271 # >>621117742 # >>621119592 # >>621119598 # >>621120332 # >>621121787 # >>621121889 # # >>621123557 # >>621124116 # >>621124256 # >>621122441 >>621124721 # >>621124760 # >>621131338 # >>621131494 # >>621131590 # >>621132186 # >>621132669 # >>621132785 # # >>621136823 # >>621137835 # >>621138183 # >>621136726 >>621138794 # >>621139123 # >>621139405 # >>621141623 # >>621141723 # >>621143395 # >>621143525 # >>621143696 # >>621143849 # >>621145747 # >>621145976 # >>621146062 # >>621146751 # >>621146956 # >>621147886 # >>621148091 # >>621148119 #

Pin

the cycle of life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 22 KB PNG mfw It never ends 07/06/18(Fri)09:02:54 No.46602339 >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

Pin

anon solves his porn addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/22(Wed)15:40:11 No.890742819 >be me >25 years old >addicted to t----- p--- and sissy hypno for 8 years >never done any physical gay s--- though >watch Nagatoro >read Nagatoro >Nagatoro's bullying of Senpai awakens something in 59 KB JPG me >No more urge to watch t----- p--- >no more urge to watch sissy hypno >Whenever I think about it out of habit I just think of Nagatoro's face >Think about her bullying me >Think about her saying "Gambare Senpai" >I Love Nagatoro

Pin

Anon lives in Memphis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous i f------ hate it here 552 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)08:40:58 No.71392465 >be me >cradle catholic >parents decide to birth me in major catholic city >f------ Memphis >80% Blacks >Jews everywhere >crackheads on every corner >blacks burned everything down when MLK got shot >basically wasteland >no good jobs, every good job taken by imported whites from Nashville or California >even nicer suburbs get shot up at least once a week Alaskan anons please come save me. View Thread

Pin

Anon observed something while watching yt shorts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 12/09/22(Fri)17:14:32 No.71322438 >Watch YouTube Shorts >Men make all kinds of videos >Meanwhile women pretty much only make videos about dating, looks or their bf Females are subhuman

Pin

anon gets banned on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 113 KB PNG 12/14/22(Wed) 07:59:59 No.890730099 >get perma banned on reddit for making a random shitpost that apparently people took to be a threat of violence. The aspies on r/gaming are a different breed of stupid. It's like adults with the intellectual capacity of 13 year old minecraft addicts. >use alt account forever without issues >get banned from some random shitposting sub >use my alt account on my phone >make new undetected account with a new email >accidentally post in the same shitposting sub with my new undedected account while using my old alt account on my phone >reddit's backend apparently really cares about sub bans is constantly logging and comparing IPs. >reddit bans my new undedected account and temp bans my alt account >it was a worthless shitposting sub >only made the new undetected account to distance myself from my old posts because I don't like leaving breadcrumbs online people can use to internet stalk Reddit is weird as f---.

Pin

anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 413 KB PNG 12/14/22(Wed) 08:31:43 No.890731229 >have decent amount of friends >have been told i am a solid 7/10 by female friends >can be social >still empty and lonely >still feels invisible >struggling with dating >suicidal thoughts w-- is my problem anons? why is life such a f------ struggle? its just an endless loop of numbness, sadness, and madness? why do f------ at school get to be happy and i dont? i seem to be fine but my retarded brain wont let me

Pin

Anon makes some observations | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous boy's club 72 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)09:25:21 No.71395491 >be me >schoolbus driver in America >notice several recurring patterns about students' habits >white kids always show up at the bus stop first, if I get there earlier than usual they're always already there >hispanic, Indian, Asian kids show up next, if I'm a little early they have to run to make the bus >black kids are always last, even when I'm on time or even a little late to a stop they are still on their way >they don't even run to get to the bus, make me and all the other students wait for them >if I am a little early they miss the bus altogether >this isn't just a few times or a few stops >this is every single day at every single stop, the exact same patterns I just described Why is this?

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon likes to wear makeup | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)15:20:00 No.71398859 >Be me, beta f-- >Suddenly massive blizzard arrives >Gf calls and asks if I can come over Ok.png >3 feet of snow and blistering wind >Get to her home >She wants to practice applying on makeup and wants to try on me. Uhh haha ok. Not what I was expecting. >She puts on foundation, mascara, liptsick and all sorts of crap on me. >"Done! You look cute" >Pulls up mirror I do look kinda cute >We laugh and joke around. >She takes photos of me and I pose. We laugh some more >I use some special liquid to remove makeup >Lipstick doesnt come off to well. Whatever.jpeg >Eventually go home >Parents notice my red lips >"Anon whats wrong with your lips?" Panic >"Uh... its super cold outside, theyre probably frostbitten or something" > They buy the story. Mfw. Would prob do it again.

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

367 views (3 from today)

Uploaded Dec 15, 2022 at 12:23AM EST

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/495/989/656.png!

Today's Top Image Galleries

My Little Pony characters

My Little Pony

Test Horse Race / Horse Racing Tests game image example.

Horse Race Tests

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics example panels.

Merrivius Elf and Human Comics

anisa jomhas onlyfans meme with idubbz of her in a low-cut tank-top captioned BABE ITS 4PM TIME FOR MY ONLYFANS PHOTOSHOOT and a picture of a dumbfounded iDubbz saying YES HONEY implying very simp like behavior

Anisa Jomha's OnlyFans

Encyclopedia	Media	Editorials	More
Cultures Events People Sites Subcultures Submit	Episodes Images Images Trending Images Templates Upload an Image Videos Videos Trending Upload an Video	News Explainers Collections Interviews In the Media White Papers Behind the Scenes Meme Review Poll Meme Insider Insights	Meme Insider Magazine Meme Store Forums Our Story Staff Contact Credits Site Rules Guidelines and Policies The Style Guide

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.

KYM instagram

KYM tiktok

KYM youtube

KYM discord

KYM discord

Legal Information: Know Your Meme ® is a trademark of Literally Media Ltd . By using this site, you are agreeing by the site's terms of use and privacy policy and DMCA policy .

© 2007-2025 Literally Media Ltd.