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(?) r/AskReddit u/Smart_Calendar 1874. 38m 31 How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana? WinBarr86 20m Lmfao. The comments OP replies with are hilarious. It's your d--- bro. You stuck your d--- in an MnM tube of butter. Go take a cold shower and relax. Smart Calendar 1874 OP 19m It's a cylinder. Smart_Calendar 1874 OP. 35m It's a cylinder. dawayoflyfe 38m Bro did yu get ur d--- stick in a m&m tube? Reply Vote Doctor_Expendable • 12m Smart Calendar 1874 OP 3m It's a cylinder. Fabulous-Pause4154. 14m Urinate if possible. You know what? Thats just your d--- now. Live with your m&m tube filled with butter and bananas d--- for the end of your days and think about what you've done. Reply Vote Smart_Calendar 1874 OP 10m I dont see how urination has anything to do with my trapped cylinder but ok. Smart Calendar 1874 OP 27m It's plastic but I don't want to risk damaging what's inside. BusterHand 37m Pbwithj6 . 31m What's so important about this cylinder? It's not attached to you is it? Smart Calendar1874 OP. 29m It's attached to a larger structure so there's a weird angle situation to try and insert anything else into the tube. This-Perspective-865 - 12m Cut the tube Pbwithj6 28m If the tube isn't made of anything soft you could saw through the mnms container. Hope this helps! Smart_Calendar1874 OP. 36m Riddled WithEnigma. 18m Cut the cylinder free from the larger object to give you more access. Cut the m&ms container. If you freeze it, the plastic will break easy with a smash of a hammer. Reattach the cylinder after removal from the tube. If you have trouble reattaching the cylinder, there are repair specialists that can assist for a fee. Depends how much you value the cylinder at. renton56 26m Smart Calendar 1874 OP 15m It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed. If the banana is microwaved, it can be removed by using a spoon to scoop it out. If the cylinder is stuck in the tube, it can be removed by twisting it or using a butter knife to loosen it. Reply Vote Smart Calendar 1874 OP 17m southalbatross14 - 13m Due to another object attached at the cylinder's base motion large and angular momentum for that. I'm not comfortable having a knife that close to the cylinder SuvenPan 12m Wait for the cylinder to go soft. Acdc36 12m Have you M&Ms Smart_Calendar 1874 OP. 24m Calendar 1874 Smart What if the cylinder approximately 3 hours? Smart Calendar 1874 OP. 6m I dont want to risk a blade coming that close to the cylinder. tube ... Reply Vote Ryoukugan. 20m You're going to want to get the larger structure is attached to moving at high enough the internal pressure of the cylinder the cylinder speeds that goes down, freeing it from the tube. If that fails, I would consider doing to a professional cylinder removing specialist. If the tube would not next time Join Exqctly_. 17m Reply Vote Vote Go to the hospital or call 911? Exqctly_. I think that your case. important Wait have you may know what Vote If the small cylinder has blood flow do jumping to shrink the cylinder. jacks If not making everything cold should help. The butter even when solid will be a lubricant and you should be able to pull it out Vote 8m Cannibal You keep avoiding you got your are too embarrassed to knows tiny hospital. will it is difficult to have a range of enough to gather enough speed It seems like the cylinder may have expanded a lot and pushed of the butter out when inserted. But why would a cylinder have blood jumping jacks may cause harm at the base of the flow? Also doing to two other objects attached since it will be cylinder moving freely. Cyborg. the you Smart Calendar 1874 OP. 5m Vote Reply Vote and it to go did. 5.1 is really big. Maybe stick a smaller cylinder in there next time. The problem at hand is quite hard to solve though. I think the best course of action is to see a doctor despite how embarrassing a small cylinder in a mini M&Ms tube is. Reply Vote Smart_Calendar1874 OP. 4m The cylinder was smaller when inserted. Maybe to change in temperature it expanded That's where the problem started. due significantly. Vote to ... Vote Reply Vote 20m Vote Vote question. Reply Vote the Vote tried inserting another cylinder into the from the other side? Reply Vote Vote had an opening on the other end it be sealed. I will keep that in mind I try this experiment. OP. 7m hasn't changed size in Vote Reply Vote d--- stuck admit it or get Vote Smart_Calendar 1874 OP. 10m Emergency services usually don't take kindly to calls about failed experiments. soft hospital. and come But we V Reply Vote Vote Smart_Calendar 1874 OP. 14m Reply Vote they would be understanding in seems pretty The *Cylinder* Vote Reply Vote Vote But everyone Vote Vote in the tube and go to the Reply Vote out, or all It's not a tiny d--- It's an above average sized cylinder.

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