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Samus Aran is about to make you her BITCH. TEEN T ESRB Just remember: there's no safe word. Nintendo's ultimate gaming challenge has arrived. It's Metroid Dread the heart-stopping, pulse-pounding thrill ride that will grab you by the balls from beginning to end. Explore the planet ZDR as you survive the fearsome E.M.M.I. killer robots with new Aeion powers, and take on new foes - as well as a few familiar ones - with a robust arsenal of weapons and upgrades to Samus's Power Suit. All of this and more crammed into an intense 4 GB package you won't find on PC or any other console. Fantasy Violence Animated Blood 111 NINTENDO SWITCH. AD Now be a good boy and bend over. DISCLAIMER: This is an unofficial fanmade mockup and not a genuine advertisement. Metroid Dread © 2021 Nintendo. All rights reserved. Metroid Dread and Nintendo Switch are trademarks of Nintendo and their use is protected under fair use in the United States (17 U.S.C. § 106) and under fair dealing in other territories. Nintendo® METROID DREAD

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Metroid Dread ad in the style of the 90s and early-to-mid 2000s


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