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NOTHING Haha get it Communists starving In all seriousness, this is probably what North Koreans eat for breakfast Or ascetics, it can go either way SOMETHINK SOMETHING COMMUNIST THEORY CONGEE Popular breakfast food in Asia, especially China People who grew up people in in Asian families have PTSD from being force-fed the stuff....and the piano lessons When I think of this food I imagine a stern Chinese woman shouting MUFFIN The bland cupcake Usually served in school cafeterias or soup kitchens Unfit for consumption by the rest of civilized society Either for the French or those hoping to appear French CREPE This, and its cousin blini, have a long-standing association with the working class And gay people FANCY COFFEE "F--- capitalism," but goes to Starbucks every morning and buys a $6 milkshake with maybe a tiny bit of coffee Goes nuts over the pumpkin spice latte every year and blows a load when the unicorn latte makes a comeback Makes me fear for society FRUIT The easiest breakfast food, just grab and eat - very tasty Only downside is that except for bananas, there aren't many calories GRUEL/OATMEAL But some people swear by it and claim it's the best breakfast ever; it has its own cult of personality Also make you hit the bathroom real fast Extremely bland, basic, and tasteless HASH BROWNS Haha get it potatoes = poor Eastern Europe!? "Overnight oats" "tiny home" "gig economy" You are a peasant eating gruel For the outdoorsy- type on the go Sincerely though it's the only potato-based breakfast food on the compass SCRAMBLED EGGS I've never seen scrambled eggs in a household setting, it's always in some mass-produced place like a hotel breakfast buffet or summer camp Pretty versatile, you can do a lot with them, also hella filling Popularized by Hispanic immigrants to the US Mostly made with a disgusting- looking powder mixed with water and served to people too tired to care what they're eating YOGURT Usually consumed by urban millennials and promptly posted on Instagram stories Also a diet food "Omg have you tried Fage!!?" Yes stfu BREAKFAST BURRITO You'll find them all over California and the Southwest BLACK COFFEE Pairs well with cigarettes and Advil For insomniac workers being abused by their totalitarian bosses It's like breakfast, but with a tortilla and good spices TOAST For when you don't have time to make a better breakfast so you just butter some bread one so I stuck Extremely portable it in the center and really hits the spot after a long hike GRANOLA (BAR) | FRENCH TOAST I couldn't think People of all Quick and easy nutrition kinds eat it, and nobody sincerely enjoys it The universal workers' breakfast Fr though when you're about to do something tough and you don't have the stomach for it, black coffee hits the spot BAGEL of a political bias for this Idk why but I always associate it with government bureaucrats Really bland Quick, inexpensive, nutritious, filling, customizable Upper classes avoid it but wagies fill up on it before their shifts It sticks in the throat and makes your mouth dry First time I tried it it changed my life for the better I want to give myself over to the dark side so badly but I don't want to die of diabetes OMELETTE You know all the usual breakfast ingredients? Yeah, just chuck them into an egg. GRITS Standard food in the American South, has deep associations with slavery Cheap and easy to mass-produce I don't even know what's happening in my mouth but it's explosive My personal favorite breakfast food, because it's like oatmeal but corn just tastes so much better BACON Crispy, greasy, piggy goodness Universally- beloved breakfast food Can serve it straight up or mix it into something else (like grits!) Worth the inevitable heart attacks WAFFLES Has a long history of use in traditional European cuisine, now more associated with America If you've never had waffles with peanut butter and whipped cream, you've never lived PANCAKES The single most basic breakfast food around CHICKEN AND WAFFLES SUGARY CEREAL Extremely delicious but cholesterol- heavy southern dish invented and consumed by black people Many ways to make them and many ways to customize what you've made Everyone has at least one good pancake-associated memory Invented as a giant marketing scheme, and it f------ worked Beloved by children and adults alike although it almost totally lacks nutrition POP TARTS Genius idea, you pop it in a toaster and have an extremely tasty pastry of various flavors Capitalism at its best COTTAGE CHEESE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST No Grandma, Martin Luther King is not a "n---- agitator," you're having another dementia episode The only people I know who like this are unironic colonialist Tories and Brexiters "It's the last bast'ion of English cu'tur, innit?" LOX If you're Jewish, The perfect meal you know what's for Shabbat up mornings For those on the go early in the morning Seriously though I've I never seen anyone younger than 60 eat this Fun fact: it's the last meal President Nixon had before leaving the White House PIE WOJOK Unfortunately with inflation prices have skyrocketed m DONUT Traditional breakfast of the red-blooded American male Seriously, donuts dipped in black coffee are one of life's minor pleasures M Sold at truck stops and diners The consumers are gruff men in their 50s who call the waitresses "sweet t---" FRITTATA An Italian egg hash, usually with diced meat and peppers So many different kinds but the old fashioned are the best BREAKFAST SANDWICH The bane of Popularized teenage by fast food chains wagies everywhere Not so common in the US but I have fond memories of my Dad making this for me on Sunday mornings They're not even that good, and they fall apart easily BISCUITS AND GRAVY Sunday morning after church, your grandparents go to Cracker Barrel and order a feast of this stuff BELIEVE IN AMERICA I feel like it's not even tasty, they're just trying to prove a point It's really damn good but heart disease central make Traditionally eaten by Republicans in the American South CORN FLAKES Not a joke: it was invented and marketed as anti- m----------- cereal Essentially, John Harvey Kellogg was a eugenicist wacko but Kellogg's likes to sweep that part under the rug Now corn flakes are part of a regular breakfast for bland Midwest families EGGS BENEDICT For the upper crust: expensive, time-consuming, difficult to Best leave it to the maid while we read about today's market action then get in our helicopter JOHNNYCAKES Started as a poor-persons' dish in colonial America Now consumed by poor modern Americans in Appalachia It's good but extremely unnutritious ALCOHOL You wake up after a hard night of partying violently hungover You can't stomach anything else but a little hair of the dog You are an addict and your life is spiraling downhill

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