Notes:

Now with functional motion controls!

If you like the style of his art, you can find more of it over on Kaijin's Newgrounds profile.

Because Kaijin is an actual artist who does the art, unlike my approach which is to cackle madly as I steal from as many sources as possible and merge them into a slightly humorous abomination or I realise the weakness of my flesh and turn to the glory of the machine for my shitposting needs.