>call up local bar >"Hey I'm looking for a Mr and Mrs Wall" >few minutes pass >"Nobody here by that name mate" >"No walls there? >"No mate no walls here" >"THEN WHAT'S HOLDING UP YOUR ROOF" HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 08/07/21(Sat)01:28:50 No.64868811 >about 5 years ago >make girl in sims 4 >f------ perfect >give her a name and a back story >imagine she has a little mole on her hip you can only see when her shirt rides up >few years later >get roommate >dead ringer for sims 4 girl >lifting box into closet >shirt rides up >its the f------ mole W-- is going on?

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apeau de la France[1].png (66 KB, 220x221) Anonymous 09/03/14(Wed)19:43:47 No.2969 >>29700838 >>29700861 >>29700969 >>29701506>>29702088 >most beautiful language in the world >warm climate >beautiful countryside >picturesque cities >attractive women >one of the richest artistic heritages in the world >best food in Europe >best-dressed people in Europe That's right, it's time for an Italy thread. Pic unrelated Showing all replies.

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Anonymous How to deal with looking like (...) 22 KB JPG 08/17/21(Tue)12:49:08 No.63076815 >Be me >Deadlift stooge >6'4 280 lbs >leave the gym after a comfy lift and swim >qt cardio bunny mirin as I'm headed out >next day go gym >qt there again >decide to approach her with confidence >"you look like Hodor" How does one recover from this?

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DELUXE BATHROOMS TNTLY LIMITED TO (3) MINUTE 0635961E-B2BA-422C-AB2A-4744ECB6DD8C.jpg 170 KB JPG >Trans bathroom >Someone is hanging from the ceiling

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Anon wants to have daughters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/30/23 (Mon)18:07:34 No.626053256 >>626053498 >>626053805 >>626054078 >>626054153 >>626054212 >>626055330 >> >Your daughter contains 50% of your genes >Your daughter you have with your daughter will contain 75% of your genes >Keep doing this until you die to leave an offspring with as close to your genes as possible >This is somehow considered wrong and against nature when evolution dictates you pass on as much of your genes as possible. Anonymous 01/30/23(Mon)18-09-31 No 626053427 676054365

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File: 1387332734498.jpg-(6 KB, 246x205, images (6).jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)19:12:14 UTC-7 No.521945124 Replies: >>521946629 >>521946884 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomething something >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers [Autism Intensifies] >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee." >Soundsgood.jpeg >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >I offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling." >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >Is about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...?"

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: Anonymous (ID: 4LDU7w4x) Is Andrew Tate the most remark(...) 44 KB JPG 01/29/23(Sun)23:16:48 No.414170060 >total nobody in his 20's, no connections, no wealth >became the most promising influencer just 10 years later with nothing but his charisma >created the most gigantic following in internet history from scratch >created an entire university from scratch >exposed the matrix to billions >gave defeated and demoralised men their faith and confidence back >told men they're the best people in the world in a time they are considered a joke >literally risked his own life in kickboxing for his nation >whenever he speaks the crowd become f------ ecstatic, almost like under a spell >conquered women all of the world >withstood the entire matrix alone with his brother >still lost due to betrayal >went down fighting till the last second until his arrest Seriously, is he even human? There must have been demonic possession involved or aliens or some s--- because there is no way that 1 person can achieve so f------ much in a single lifetime and have such a titanic willpower. He is the closest someone ever came to Nietzsches Übermensch.

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Gender Affirmist 01/30/23(Mon)19:04:18 No.893561575 >be me >want to make more money >decide to cut off all male workers >get more female (lower wages) >decide f--- it, i want trans women (strength of man, but must take lower wages of woman) 27 KB JPG >advertise gender affirming work environment >get more monies for myself whilst also having bitches to look at all day i beat the system

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Anonymous Share stories you shouldn't re(...) 6 KB JPG 06/21/21(Mon)12:11:05 No.147154827 6 Replies / 1 Image >Be me, 14 >Parents leave me at Persian family friends house for a week bc funeral > She says "I always wanted a cute blond son :))" >She keeps bear hugging and squeezing me every time I walk past, >She gave me tea while we were watching tv >don't remember anything else after that except driving home >MFW >MFW View Thread

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Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/14/21(Thu)00:44:08 No.63920067 >Go to the doctor for physical >Have to see female nurse practitioner, because regular doctor is out >Are you sexually active Anon? >Tell her no >Smiles I didn't just mean recently anon, some stds can remain dormant you know? >Give her blank stare >She immediately transitions to somberly questioning me on my mental health Sigh...

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: Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)22:02:56 No.724775776 >drive a creepy r--- van equipped with twin hadley air horns. >pull up behind 16 year old girl in a early 90's vw cabriolet. >at a red light. >she's not paying attention and texting on her phone. >think it would be funny to make her jump. >blast my horns. >she panics and floors it right into the busy intersection without looking. >gets t-boned be a full sized chevy truck doing 45mph. >she never stood a chance. >I drove away slowly, went home and ate dinner. >>724775862 # >>724775992 #

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: Anonymous 1 12 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:57:29 No.893559971 >be the only black guy in the majority of classes all through school >sit next to qt white girl >one day asks "why aren't you like normal black people" >get mad and ask what she means >"you know like loud" >class lets out and immediately see two black people fighting >oh

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