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: Anonymous 1 12 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:57:29 No.893559971 >be the only black guy in the majority of classes all through school >sit next to qt white girl >one day asks "why aren't you like normal black people" >get mad and ask what she means >"you know like loud" >class lets out and immediately see two black people fighting >oh

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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Anonymous 180 KB JPG 01/30/23(Mon)13:12:30 No.893544369 >used to be a failure on dating apps but have quality pics, interesting experiences, and better luck on apps now >6'3" helps a lot too I am here to answer your big question: why are women so s----- on dating apps? >be me, get lots of matches and likes >start g----------- >some women take me out on dates, pay for dinner and everything >after a while, stop seeing them as people >they're like memes, there's always another so don't care >spending effort on charming small talks feels tedious >no one stands out, romantic life is a chore It's not their fault brethren. When you get so much simping, no one stands out, no one feels special. In fact, it all feels tiring and pointless. my advice is, if she doesn't show you interest from the first message, it's not worth it, you're already just one of the many meme pics on her app. Move on, spend your energy only when its reciprocated, otherwise just die a virgin instead of dancing like an entertaining monkey just to get a "hey" from her.

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: Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)18:21:56 No.116912236 Anonymous A0B8A20F-CF44-4A90-9CB6-5530F04A90B1.jpg 248 KB.JPG >>116910163 (OP) # Let me lay here for a sec lads >>116912326 # >>116914291 # >>116915705 # : Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)18:36:29 No.116912726 Nah bro go ahead take a load off.jpg 497 KB JPG >>116912326 # Hey guys, got room for one more? 06/20/19(Thu)18:24:31 No.116912326 1549040522625.jpg 323 KB JPG >>116912236 # I'm gonna join you, hope you don't mind. Anonymous >>116912726 # >>116913922 # >>116914291 # >>116915705 # S 06/20/19(Thu)18:51:23 No.116913238 4G.jpg 138 KB JPG >>116912946 # Go ahead bro, the more the merrier >>116913756 # >>116913922 # >>116913957 # >>116914291 #

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Anon is the reason rules are made | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)14:04:21 No.625269960 >>625270074 >>625270132 1656898247190.png (586 KB, 400x580) google yandex iqdb wait YU-JO FRIENDSHIP SV 81332143 V Emil [SPELL CARD] LIMITED EDITION JUMP-EN007 Offer your opponent a handshake. If they accept your handshake, each player's Life Points become half the combined Life Points of both players. you have "Unity" in your hand and show it to your opponent, they must accept the handshake. 1996 KAZUKI TAKAHASHI >play this card >have Unity >immediately stick my hand inside my anus, wriggle it around in there for a bit and pop it out >offer you a handshake you cant refuse Well? You dont want to be disqualified, right? Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)14:06:17 No.625270132 ✓ >>625269960 Judges ruled a long ass time ago that the handshake was simply verbal because of weirdos like you.

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Anon finds Reddit for the first time. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/28/18 (Wed)18:37:23 No.78605778 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

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Anon takes a selfie. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 57 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)01:14:36 No.72028237 >look in the mirror >damn im handsome >take a selfie >look like a dysgenic subhuman why does this happen

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Anon is a very big adult | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)18:24:10 No.16081718 00 7 KB JPG >go to the bank of mummy >ask for a loan of 500 GBP to buy a playstation with >she denies the loan on the basis I was late on my GBP payments on my big boy credit card last summer when I was buying pokemon cards >build up credit purchasing tendies over the next few months >reapply for a loan and put that she is the "best mummy" at the end of my submission >just recently able to take out 400 GBP with a 4.5% interest rate this week Feels good being an adult.

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: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)04:57:52 No.18864509 >service charge >delivery fee >mandatory tip who do i blame for this? why is my 20 dollar order now 35 dollars?

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1487814942468.jpg ✯ (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>11390056 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No. 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.

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: Anonymous ţ E How do I deal with balding and bad breath? (self.IncelTear) submitted 17 hours ago by DoubleLocation5925 I'm 16 and in the US. I'm not radical or anything, I just have some stuff to ask. I'm a balding 5head with bad breath. Wherever I go, people make fun of me, post pictures of me online, beat me up, and threaten me. Even in public people laugh at me and take pictures. I know this as I see them online and on peoples screens. I tried mints, water flossing, and various mouth washes. Nothing works for my breath. I also have some acid reflux. I can't workout due to upcoming surgeries. 01/30/23(Mon)16:45:41 No.72027425 In 8th grade, I started online school to escape the bullying and humiliation. Whenever I vent online, people call me an incel. Other's insinuate that I must've caused this somehow. You guys just have to accept some people are legit incels. 10 comments share save hide report all 10 comments sorted by: best Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT [-] Vivissiah Popess of Womanity 6 points 2 hours ago Balding is not an issue, it is a style many choses and when they bald they often chose to take it all off for the reason of making it appear like a choice. Bad breath, clean your mouth, brush your teeth and wash your mouth and use mouth sprays. If none of this work talk with a doctor and or dentist to see what the cause is. Let them laugh, it might not even be your appearence but more your posture. If you look weak and pathetic a lot of immature people will laugh. Incels DO exist, they are defined as bigoted hateful misogynists. It is 100% a choice and nothing involountary. You might have been dealt a bad hand, or be down on your luck. But I will say what I have before. If 3rd degree face burned people can get partners, so can you. But if you remain hateful, bigoted and misogynistic and all that and don't build up confidence (which is super sexy) you will indeed remain single for a long time. Dermalink embed save report reolv Nicest people on the internet.png 71 KB PNG Insecure 16 y/o kid: >Hey guys kids at my school are terrorizing me and I can't even go to school in person anymore because I get bullied mercilessly, do you have any advice? r/inceltears: >Have you considered that the problem is you look weak and pathetic? H-------- the people on Reddit are legitimate sociopaths Imfao 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon sniffs | /r/Greentext

File: 7R308726.jpg (2.06 MB, 3984x2656) /dog/ - *sniff sniff* Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:12:06 No.4421224 *sniff sniff sniff* >>4417079 Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:18:16 No.4421225 >>4421830 File: schlop.png (439 KB, 588x391) SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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Anon realizes how much his blind sister loves him. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)19:17:20 No.11958216 ► >>11958244>>11958249 >>11958265 >>11958273 >>11958321 >>11958479 >>11958749 >>11958754 >>11959124>>11959538 File: 12546356785.jpg (113 KB, 839x1000) >tfw sister is blind >spent entire life looking after her >she would follow me around like a puppy even into her late teens >thought she was being annoying and always made jokes about her and called her names C >she pretended to think I was kidding and always laughed it off and made self depreciating jokes about herself >one day went to a mall in another city and ditched her as a mean spirited prank >watched what she did from a few feet away >she walked to the edge of the side wall and started yelling my name >a few passers looked at her weirdly but kept walking >she starts crying and sobbing my name >feel bad for her and people are starting to notice so pretend I was looking for her and go up to her >she hugs me quietly sobs and holds my hand until we get to the car >in the car starts crying and telling me how much she's always loved me and being sorry for being such a burden >mfw I realized I was a true monster

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274 KB JPG >be me as a preteen >Sheltered, innocent >One day at school I hear the phrase "suck my d---" >I am confused as to what this means and I ask a friend >He says it's something adults do during sex >In my head I imagine a woman inserting a straw into a man's urethra and slurping the urine out >Fast forward a few years, enter puberty >Have feeling to masturbate >Remember people saying that sucking d--- feels good >I get a pack of straws >Tape a few together creating one long straw >Start inserting straw into urethra, it hurts like f--- >I can't take it anymore and let out a scream, my dad barges in >He screams >Fast forward another few years, my dad has taught me all I need to know I'm not the only one right

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