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No. 72104680 30 minutes ago images.jpeg-1.jpg JPG 21.8 KiB 679x452 >be me 20yo beta virgin >start trying to make an effort to start dating >not going well >sister said she could set me up on a blind date >sister is kind of a bitch but really want a gf so agree >get to the meeting place to meet my date >just some s----- pub/resturant >guy comes up to the table im waiting at for my date >ask if im anon >".....yes" >"hey im chad, your date" >w-- >going to kill my sis >explain to him im not gay and that my sister is just a bitch >his chill with it >we have a fee drinks and something to eat since were there anyway >his actually cool to talk to, likes vidya just like me >time to go >he invites me to his place to have a few more beers and play vidya >fast forward drinking beers and playing mario cart >very drunk >guy starts kissing me >way to drunk to resist >get carried to his room and f----- >wake up to an ass full of c-- ... Am i gay now anons? I dont want to be gay. Why did my virginity have to get taken by a man and not a beautiful woman.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)13:16:50 No.72102419 >be aspie gf >bf yells at me all the time for just acting autistic >cry all the time >bf gets mad and just calls me sensitive 159 KB JPG >learn to cry quietly so I dont upset him and so he wont be mad and hate me all the time >try to be less autistic always fail >doesnt give me physical affection very often >I feel touched starved and lonely all the time I hate being autistic, just wish I was normal

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Anon is an IT student | /r/Greentext

J fd.jpg 467 KB JPG ago >and this is our son's room, he's quite the computer nerd >come say hi, John

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Anon is Chinas most cowardly worker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)00:36:16 No.24486142 >be Chinese >wake up for work >elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half >use stairs instead >can't use car because the garage 1.66 MB WEBM collapsed on it >barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole >narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child >finally make it to train station >escalator eats the guy in front of me > 10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train >train derails killing hundreds >crawl out of rubble and stumble to work >clock in at the oil refinery and light a c-------- >resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks >>24486177 # >>24487701 # >>24488718 # >>24489177 # >>24491092 # >>24491128 #

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Anon uses a GPS tracker | /r/Greentext

5m (9/20 9:39)-863436421 2 Re-2 Img JPG 1MB (1080 x 2220) 1 Reply >superglue GPS tracker to bicycle >leave it unlocked infront of my apartment >wait for people to steal it >chase them in my car, get out and kick their ass >take their wallets >repeat I made $800 in a month doing this

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Anon. Just lie man. It’s to see your writing skill not to introduce yourself. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 01/21/22(Fri)20:06:55 No.67093170 >First college essay >It's only 500 words >Just for the English teacher to get a grasp of your writing skills >It's and essay about your life and all the "interesting" things about you I'm already f-----

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Anon works at a petrol station | /r/Greentext

File: 16b.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481) Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)13:37:32 No.72100730 [Reply] >>72101014 Anyone here /evilmaxxing/? >work at gas station >people constantly leave their credit cards by accident >i used to save them and wait for them to come back and pick it up >now I've just been snapping them in half and throwing them away >when they call in asking if I've seen their card and ill say no 4 replies omitted. Click here to view. ENTJ 02/05/23(Sun)13:47:49 No.72100899 >>72100919 >>72100827 You are on camera you genuine sperg did you not listen to a word I just said?

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Anons make a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: CVKPWmoR) /CTB/- Capture The Balloon: S(...) 02/03/23(Fri)14:56:31 No.414730044 22 KB JPG This is the first time since He Will Not Divide Us that we have the opportunity to weaponise our collective autism and steal a Chinese spy craft. Anons have been talking about ground- to-air lasers, as well as drones. Drones, however, might not be able to reach such altitudes. Got any ideas? Previous Thread: >>414716993 →#

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Anon has a VERY specific type | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 143 KB JPG 02/04/23(Sat)22:00:48 No.72101101 Would you date a girl who is a vampire? >looks 13 but is over a century old >can't get a regular job because she looks 13 >very skilled in credit card fraud so can still make some money though irregularly >must stay in your house/apartment during the daytime. usually asleep in your bathtub or under your bed. >will go out and murder people for blood every couple weeks or so. prefers you not ask her about it but will tell you if you persist >doesnt like being called a vampire says she just has a condition >will also go out at night to break into mailboxes to get fraud stuff >cannot eat regular food but can cook for you >will get emotional and teary eyed if you yell at her >will let you hit her and beat her if you want. will heal anything you do to her in minutes anyways >is very in love with you. >is a vagrant used to moving around after a couple months in one place but will stay because she doesnt want to leave you >if she stays for awhile police in area will report crazy serial killer on the loose and feds and state law enforcement will start investigating >will stay if you stay, go where you go. >high chance that if you tell her that she's a monster and she should kill herself, she'll go walk out during the daytime and burn to ashes on your porch >starts to smell stinky if she goes without blood for prolonged periods because her body will slowly rot like a corpse >is very vulnerable when asleep during daytime. almost in coma-like state but can still awaken >can beat you in chess >likes shoegaze. favorite band is slowdive >favorite movie is Amelie >knows how to skateboard fairly well >is fine with you telling your friends or people that come over that shes just your cousin visiting so people won't think you're a f------ p-------- >can fly by shapeshifting weird-ass wings under arms. >will kill anyone that tries to harm you >will refuse to turn you into a vampire no matter how many times you ask

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Anonymous (ID: SGhdxLzG 02/03/23(Fri)06:11:47 No.16971326 frog.png 568 KB PNG 0 t d BIF 8THC NEA& 1700 TEAZ 80A4 747 If I could choose a superpower it would be to make anybody I want c-- hard just by willing it. Think about it.. >some hulking aggressive chad confronts you at the bar for no reason >he refuses to leave you alone >"Alright Chad, have it your way... C--" >he collapses on the floor and instantly soaks his pants with the most potent j--- in existence >the stench fills the room and his moans are louder than a t-rex >he has a heart attack and dies from c------ so much

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Anon trys to fight China. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: G3/enqPA) 02/03/23(Fri)23:11:02 No.414751627 File: E63EC7CA-5623-4C67-9978-4(...).jpg (51 KB, 1280x720) >>414750202 >>414750522 >>414751325 >>414751413 >>414749233 (OP) >>414749233 (OP) >>414749778 >>414749868 >>414750102 >Firstly, buy a space balloon and a RC rocket, or a rocket powered RC plane, with a large sharp needle attached. The RC rocket plane will also need a small built in parachute. >Next, use the space balloon to send the RC rocket into the stratosphere. >Then, release the remote controlled rocket near the chink balloon and use the RC rocket to ram into it. >Afterwards, deploy parachute and allow the rocket to come gradually back down to Earth. >Finally, if it is possible, retrieve rocket when it does eventually land. Alternatively, head straight to the chink balloon crash site and take a picture with it as proof and post it on /pol/. Something similar to this video: [Embed] https://youtube.com/watch?v=rpBnurznFio >RC ROCKET plane, ME163 Komet: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AtgdBFpbIVM [Embed]

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Anon gets scapegoated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 10/08/21(Fri)04:56:36 No.65679822 >be on second date with girl >be having fun and laughing >her female roommate also shows up and hangs with us >we all joke around and have a great night >go home and agree to go out again >next morning she tells me shes no longer interested because of 'my racist and inappropriate jokes' >she literally cracked racist jokes about her roomate in front of me while I literally kept my edginess to a minimum what's actually going on

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Anon likes trans women | /r/Greentext

File: 1665442344950456.png (119 KB, 512x288) Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)15:58:51 No.29468330 [Reply] >>29468354 >>29468369 >go to gym >see cute trans girl >get so horny i have to leave early Why am I like this? 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)16:00:12 No.29468354 >>29468378 Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat)16:01:13 No.29468373 File: Untitled.jpg (32 KB, 509x465) >go to gym >see cute trans girl >ask her to spot me >pic related >>29468330 (OP) You should've asked her out

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No. 72104680 30 minutes ago images.jpeg-1.jpg JPG 21.8 KiB 679x452 >be me 20yo beta virgin >start trying to make an effort to start dating >not going well >sister said she could set me up on a blind date >sister is kind of a bitch but really want a gf so agree >get to the meeting place to meet my date >just some s----- pub/resturant >guy comes up to the table im waiting at for my date >ask if im anon >".....yes" >"hey im chad, your date" >w-- >going to kill my sis >explain to him im not gay and that my sister is just a bitch >his chill with it >we have a fee drinks and something to eat since were there anyway >his actually cool to talk to, likes vidya just like me >time to go >he invites me to his place to have a few more beers and play vidya >fast forward drinking beers and playing mario cart >very drunk >guy starts kissing me >way to drunk to resist >get carried to his room and f----- >wake up to an ass full of c-- ... Am i gay now anons? I dont want to be gay. Why did my virginity have to get taken by a man and not a beautiful woman.

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