: Anonymous 94 KB JPG 03/13/22(Sun)15:49:12 Has your muscle gain help you with women? No.65899951 03/13/22(Sun)15:50:19 No.65899962 : Anonymous >>65899951 (OP) # Nah I was already strong enough to defeat all women before I started lifting. >>65899967 # >>65900036 # >>65900229 #

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (640px x 533px)

File size: 200 KB

Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

View All 44,267 Images

More:

Anon stalks a guy on reddit | /r/Greentext

Pin

Germanon is mad | /r/Greentext

No.87571996 11 hours ago Germany >Jurgen WHY THE F--- CANT YOU JUST WRITE JUERGEN ITS F------ JUERGEN IF YOU DONT HAVE AN UMLAUT HIS NAME IS NOT JURGEN 25 replies No.87572151 11 hours ago Israel >>87571996 how about killing yourself you disgusting germ*n 24 replies No.87572244 11 hours ago Germany >>87572151 how about you leave through the chimney like your grandpa 32 replies

Pin

burger land | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 175 KB PNG 02/06/23 (Mon)15:24:39 No.893917217 > be americans living in land of the "free" > food not free > not free to marry or bang sister > no free health care > eagle not even free to eat human baby > criminals not free to leave prison whenever they want > not free to j------- to any nsfw material you want > not free to marry your dog > forced to use non-free software for your job > current "free"dom of speach is being removed by trannies > you are free to cut off your d--- tho Imao your country is everything but free

Pin

She already fucked him. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed)06:05:42 No.66190506 >gf proposed a once-a-year cheat- "coupon" for both of us >told her its a dogshit idea and i hate it >she got really f------ upset and kept trying to convince me >told her ill think about it and tell her tomorrow 62 KB JPG Alright bros should I dump her? She expresses open intent to have sex with someone other than me. Everything thinks about f------ other people Im aware of that but you know what I mean. If I say no she'll f--- another guy behind my back and I refuse to get cucked. Opinions? I dont think this relationship will be healthy from now on, this stupid w---- is gonna ruin everything

Pin

Now that is a Battle for Bikini Bottom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 04/11/21(Sun)19:03:21 No.63170875 >be me >19 y/o guy >gf and i start getting touchy for the first time >she suddenly stops >"ill be right back anon" >she ducks into the bathroom >start getting bored >15 minutes and shes still in there >turn on the tv >spongebob >girlfriend comes back out in lingere >she tries to get me horny again >too distracted by spongebob i f------ love spongebob

Pin

The Wheel Breaks the Butterfly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 94 KB JPG 21 02/05/23(Sun)21:56:50 No.72110743 >tfw start wageslaving full time tomorrow

Pin

anon goes to ohio | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 02/05/23(Sun)14:26:41 No.2402417 >be me, born and raised in sault MI >largest population center in like 200mi, have never been anywhere else >imagine how wonderful other places in the world are >flash forward to last month, visit ohio cause i hear good things from fudgies >everyone is fat and stupid >monolingual >"syrup" is literally just sugar sludge >play football instead of hockey, refs cry and s--- their pants at the sight of blood >barely anyone has ever been skiing, they call me rich for regularly attending local trail >uninspired protestant churches instead of beautifully intricate catholic architecture >no glorious freighters traversing the tourist corpse filled waters of st. mary's river, just nepo rich kids on a speedboat in a polluted lake >no dispensaries or casinos >bud light or bust, apparently >candy shops and *REAL* ice cream parlors are a rarity >no greek restaurants, pizza is trash >regularly get f----- over by state gov, never riot, just allow themselves to get cucked how have we been in a feud with ohio for so long when we are obviously superior?

Pin

That sounds like when a grandmother says “that’s nice honey” to you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 268 KB JPG 10/04/21(Mon)12:03:42 No.65633274 >have 6.75/10 chubby butterface gf >tiny fat boobs you can cup in your hands, but 10/10 nips+areolas, like genetically perfect form >foreplaying and i decide to play with them >rub both of them in 7 million ways, no noticeable change in her behavior >stop kissing her and go for a kiss on a nip once >she gestures for me to go suck it >nonstop about 5 minutes of slurping it >no change in her behavior, it feels like i'm pestering a simple mass of tissue >eventually stop >still no change in her attitude >ask her if i did well >she puts a giant grin on her face and goes "you did perfect" what the f--- just happened?

Pin

/pol/ discusses Ukrainian mobilization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: aktqdyTb IS S H Department for Levelling Up, Housing & Communities Jam United Kingdom LEVEL HP MP LP ATK DEF SPD gee Sponsor (Host) Ipswich 02/05/23(Sun)15:33:28 No.414941532 Dear refugee host, Embassy of Ukraine inquiry to the UK governmen on precising the Ukrainian refugee status This letter is intended as notification that the Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities and the Home Office of the UK Government under the Inquiry of the Embassy of Ukraine in the United Kingdom URGES the Ukrainian refugee sponsor (host) to PROVIDE the respective authority by letter or by e-mail with the following data: 1) Whether the sponsor hosts or hosted a Ukrainian refugee(s) 2) Whether there is (are) a male person(s) among the refugees aged 18 plus 3) In case a male person(s) left the residence, report his (their) possible location and other available information 4) A male Ukrainian(s) aged 18 plus personal info: name, surname, middle name, age, current location of residence. : Anonymous (ID: vaoiYR4r RESULT The sponsor MUST urge refugee residents to visit the Embassy of Ukraine in the United Kingdom to SPECIFY their personal data individually. Failure to do so MIGHT result in a lower financial benefit for the sponsor. With every good wish, >You escaped Ukraine? >You are a refugee? >Come back and die for Greater Israel >First warning Rt Hon Michael Gove MP Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities Minister for Intergovernmental Relations Rt Hon Michael Gove MP Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities and Minister for Intergovernmental Relations Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities 4th Floor, Fry Building 2 Marsham Street London SW1P 4DF Email: report@levellingup.gov.uk Next 2 Michel Conven And the west are still defending u*raine That's actually scary 25 +1 20 +2 22 +1 12 +0 7 8 >>414942798 # >>414942825 # >>414943918 # >>414946527 # >>414950285 # : Anonymous (ID: QAwt+gHP 2009 1675590339319298.jpg 115 KB JPG 30 January 2023 02/05/23(Sun)15:36:51 No.414941732 >>414941532 (OP) # >Department for leveling up 02/05/23(Sun)15:36:54 No.414941734 : Anonymous (ID: QZZXOSEL Atelier-Meruru-The-Apprentice-of-Arland_2012_02-06- 12_020.jpg 184 KB JPG LEVEL UP!! >>414944355 # >>414944872 # >>414945346 # >>414946162 # >>414946631 # >>414950142 # >>414950714 # >>414950935 # >>414951130 # >>414941532 (OP) # >MIGHT lower benefits. Top kek Britain has no balls. 02/05/23(Sun)15:37:02 No.414941746

Pin

Anon summons a janny | /r/Greentext

⠀ DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO GREENTEXTS LIKE PICREL DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO GREENT(...) > S 8 KB JPG 1 Reply 02/05/23(Sun)17:13:36 No.415016500 Usually these f------ are for gun control, China, n------, trannies, vaccines, and everything else s----- on this p------------ website. Anonymous (ID: M5xmyZWR) [+] View Thread 02/05/23(Sun)17:15:06 No.415016657 >>415016500 (OP) # > S someone post cp and nuke this thread

Pin

Anon's drinking habits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)16:50:01 No.72107138 wp6408913.jpg 200 KB JPG > wake up > have coffee with liquor and Irish cream just to make myself able to start my remote job > begin to feel dread as the very light buzz wears off > sometimes have one (1) beer at lunch (like the euros do with wine) > begin drinking as soon as I clock out, to when I go to sleep, sometimes as low as 4 drinks, usually around 6 or 7, sometimes 10 or 11 uhhh am I an alcoholic? I really don't want to go to AA .I don't want to live without alcohol?

Pin

Anon helps his mom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/23(Mon)13:23:06 No.72115778 >Be me >Helping my mom recover her Facebook on her 2014 phone >Sees a picture of her with my late dad, haven't seen his face in years >2014 2gb ram budget phone 5 KB JPG starts to choke >Scroll to her friends list accidentally >Bunch of shirtless men and even a basedjak looking mf >related image

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon is strong | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

: Anonymous 94 KB JPG 03/13/22(Sun)15:49:12 Has your muscle gain help you with women? No.65899951 03/13/22(Sun)15:50:19 No.65899962 : Anonymous >>65899951 (OP) # Nah I was already strong enough to defeat all women before I started lifting. >>65899967 # >>65900036 # >>65900229 #

View Gallery Random Image

+ Add a Comment

Comments (0)

There are no comments currently available.

Display Comments

Image Details

346 views (11 from today)

Uploaded Feb 06, 2023 at 12:32PM EST

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/527/379/84a.png!

Today's Top Image Galleries

A tiktok enshittification edited artwork meme

Enshittification

Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson depicting an image of the CEO and the gunman.

Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO

Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)

Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)

Team Fortress 2