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File: SmartSelect_20230101_114908_Reddit.jpg (159 KB, 717x697) ☐ /b/ Modern games are too competitive for me Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)21:31:33 No.893830841 [Reply] I don't like games these days. Everyone's talking about "competitive modes" and ranks and bickering about who's better. It's not always, but it gets tiring over time. >be me >slowly getting tired of games I'm playing >don't really have anything else I want to try >play team fortress 2 again >goof around >no one really s---- on me for it >have fun without worrying about my performance That's it, I'm just going to stick to this old ass immortal game

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Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

: Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

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08/01/21(Sun)17:43:45 >riding my bike along a bike trail near my house late at night. >come across an actual rave underneath a bridge like in that one video >bike back home to grab my 3M half face respirator (pic related) and then bike back to the rave >put on the 3M half face respirator (pic related) and start flailing my arms like in the video >s---- retarded as f--- : Anonymous 174 KB PNG No.64797261 >get approached by a hot as f--- goth chick, shes f------ digging my style >starts grinding up on me >she starts leaning in real close >go to kiss her >forget that I am wearing my 3M half face respirator (pic related) >hit her in the face with the exhalation vent >she leaves >bike home f------ w---- 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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File: 167564492541636938.jpg (11 KB, 241x209) The Al generated adventure Anonymous 02/06/23(Mon)03:02:43 No.89 >be me > Go to the character(dot)ai to try something new > Decided to play an adventure > Completely derail an adventure to become an engineer in the local kingdom > Make many technological advancements > Start wars and win them > Influence the king to make some reforms > Make medieval techno-Nazis Why am I like this?

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No.87571996 11 hours ago Germany >Jurgen WHY THE F--- CANT YOU JUST WRITE JUERGEN ITS F------ JUERGEN IF YOU DONT HAVE AN UMLAUT HIS NAME IS NOT JURGEN 25 replies No.87572151 11 hours ago Israel >>87571996 how about killing yourself you disgusting germ*n 24 replies No.87572244 11 hours ago Germany >>87572151 how about you leave through the chimney like your grandpa 32 replies

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File: SmartSelect_20230101_114908_Reddit.jpg (159 KB, 717x697) ☐ /b/ Modern games are too competitive for me Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)21:31:33 No.893830841 [Reply] I don't like games these days. Everyone's talking about "competitive modes" and ranks and bickering about who's better. It's not always, but it gets tiring over time. >be me >slowly getting tired of games I'm playing >don't really have anything else I want to try >play team fortress 2 again >goof around >no one really s---- on me for it >have fun without worrying about my performance That's it, I'm just going to stick to this old ass immortal game

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