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Anonymous M 01/30/19(Wed)17:41:25 No.791386068 55 KB JPG How autistic am I /b/? >be 8 > sleep at grandmas >can never sleep because she puts plastic on the bed in case I piss myself >never piss myself >goes on for years > trouble in family never see her >13 years later > out of town for work stay at her place > go out with co workers and drink all night >come back to grandmas >no plastic fuckyea.jpg > sleep amazing > wake up covered in piss because I drank too much

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous SHOPPING LIST KUND TV Suggested Item Pinot Noir Wine Walmart 08/20/22(Sat) 08:28:52 No.609598051 Will this hav PvP? : Anonymous $5 oft VUDU Rental Datenighe? $5 off vudu movie rentals Walmart 2 Walmart 1660979145254.jpg 30 KB JPG S AGE VERIFIED Screen Shot_2022_01_05_at_3.08.26_PM.0.jpg 262 KB JPG >>609599937 # >>609600061 # Ballard Vineyards Pinot Noir Vinh Ballard Pinet Nor wine all about the silky, smooth, and spicy Dark cherry and wild raspberry get their groove on next to a browe spice arome in our Pinot Noir 08/20/22(Sat)09:05:57 No.609599819 >mfw the Shart in the Mart random event starts

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anon finds a way to discover the matrix | /r/Greentext

11/08/21 (Mon)01:16:58 No.866297310 So me and my bros wanted once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behavior. For example, if you eat it is likely that you will swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would have to shut down. : Anonymous 41 KB JPG So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that becuase that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise). But this is not point why I am writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging s--- again and I am not sure how to respond to that.

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Anon has garbage friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 392 KB PNG 09/18/21 (Sat)20:48:17 No.65434238 >Today's my birthday >Make plans with all my friends over a month in advance because last year they all pretty much cancelled on me last minute >Everyone just cancelled on me last minute >Time to get the rope I guess

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Anon plays World of Warcraft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 626391773 >be 16 year old who just got his first car. Yes I was driving with no passenger, f--- you >still in my WoW phase. Warlords of Draenor just dropped. >looking at my phone while sitting in front of my house >think to myself >wouldn't it be cool if I shouted like a berserking orc >yell the most blood curdling roar my autistic ass has ever shouted in my entire life >look out from my window, across the street the guy with a filipina wife and 3 kids is staring at me. >say to myself, f--- him that roar was cool as s---. >we never made eye contact since that day >for the horde

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Anon contemplates the immoral | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)19:38:24 No.72333206 >be me >have a tard big boobie cousin (downie) >my parents and hers (uncle and aunt) are going to another city for a concert so they'll stay there from saturday to sunday >she's going to stay home with me So here's the thing 58 KB JPG >she's younger but of legal age >she has big bazongas >I dont wanna reach my thirties a virgin >she has big kahooeys, like ginormous >she's not that tarded so she probably knows what sex is >she has huge boioioingos >she probably wont ever get a chance to lose her virginity so may as well do her a favor help me out bros, lay the pros and cons for me. 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon tries to loose weight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 27 KB PNG 02/22/23(Wed) 23:53:44 No.70054397 I wish food wasn't a comfort to me. I wish I didn't eat that big burrito when I already ate 1500 calories today. I'm probably at 3k now. I hate that I have to eat, I wish I could never be hungry. 02/22/23(Wed) 23:54:41 No.70054406 : Anonymous >>70054382 # i self harm by going to the gym 02/22/23(Wed) 23:59:55 No.70054440 : Anonymous >>70047481 # >fast >"ooh, I'm hungry!" >eat shitload of carbs >guilty conscience >fast to correct your mistake >get hungry again very quickly because of all that glycogen If you don't eat protein, it will happen again.

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Anon decides to broaden his horizons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.19 MB JPG 02/22/23(Wed)22:17:38 No.72334154 >25 year old college dropout >if I don't have kids by 30 ill be considered subhuman forever Should I just go for fat girls to speed up the process? : Anonymous >>72334154 (OP) # Nobody gives a s--- if you have kids by the time you're 30. Finding a fat girl that likes you is probably not a bad idea anyway though 02/22/23(Wed) 22:19:29 No.72334174 02/22/23(Wed) 22:22:13 No.72334206 : Anonymous Honestly fat girls arent bad

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Anon's grandma is gullible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/23 (Wed)19:49:57 No.72333321 >be me >eating at grandmas >grandma is always talking about b------- she believes from the internet >like how honey from african bees can cure diabetes or some s--- >she tries to tell me a life hack she found 5 KB JPG since she was young >according to her applying saliva to wounds help heal them so she always does that >just go along with it >she then tells me how she's been basically dropping loogies on all the food she cooks and explains to me that this is how even tho im big i havent had any heart issues anons i want to f------ shoot myself 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon doesn’t like black people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 443 KB PNG : Zen >>72331527 (OP) # what did you do that for? >>72331570 # : Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)09:14:53 No.72331527 I publicly executed a black man today >>72331699 # 02/23/23(Thu)09:15:52 No.72331538 02/23/23(Thu)09:19:27 No.72331570 >>72331538 # He was behaving suspiciously

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Pickletext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back 09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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Anon has had enough. | /r/Greentext

02/23/23(Thu)11:22:16 No.72334208 >Cost of living increasing everywhere >Wages unable to keep up >one bedroom apartments run at over 1k even in poorer areas. >Homelessness very visibly increasing 140 KB PNG >Young adults unironically willing to live in pods How and why the f--- are normies so accepting of this? Why hasn't anyone revolted? Why are there no protests of this? How badly does society have to get financially r---- in order for people to finally say enough is enough? : Anonymous

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Anon has a goal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 402 KB JPG 02/23/23(Thu)11:45:08 No.72332999 >didn't go to university >will never have a job or girlfriend i like >will never have a meaningful career or wife jesus f------ christ why am i alive 02/23/23(Thu)11:47:59 No.72333031 Anonymous To fondle your balls like they are beyblades

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Anonymous M 01/30/19(Wed)17:41:25 No.791386068 55 KB JPG How autistic am I /b/? >be 8 > sleep at grandmas >can never sleep because she puts plastic on the bed in case I piss myself >never piss myself >goes on for years > trouble in family never see her >13 years later > out of town for work stay at her place > go out with co workers and drink all night >come back to grandmas >no plastic fuckyea.jpg > sleep amazing > wake up covered in piss because I drank too much

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