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: Anonymous (ID: vnmvMOTZ ITS OVER OWARI DA 35 KB PNG 03/02/23(Thu)23:10:39 No.17152095 >watch old anime openings and endings >scroll to the comments section to find people saying they're married with kids This is why you watch stuff on MPC- HC instead View Thread

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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□ Anonymous (ID: XF4fHfAm) 03/02/23(Thu)14:30:45 No.418236965 ► >>418237815 >>418238027 >>418238271 >>418238627 >>418240275 >>418241556 >>418242428 >>418250005 >>418252859 >>418254102 >>418236147 This! By the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so much this! Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between! Edit 3: W-- 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow. Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot! Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you! Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "a------ of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person. Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/ Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable. Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly f--- off please and thank you!

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"AITA for telling my father to rot to death in a nursing home? In my defense, I was feeling a little sussy that day." | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/07/21 (Mon)09:03:32 No.64037946 51 KB JPG >get into another argument with my father >culminates in me telling him 'just have a stroke already so we can let you rot in a nursing home', exactly what happened to his father >he stares at me for a bit >calmly says, 'why don't you move out?' i think i did it. i think i broke the camel's back. my life is officially over, time for homelessness. 16 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: images.jpg (6 KB, 305x165) Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)14:56:21 No.72424461 ► >I'm finally beginning to understand the ACAB movement... >be me >go to icecream shop and order a jumbo blueberry cone >w---- at the register says they are out of that flavor >get angry and accidently assault her >police arrive and I try to tell them that it's ok because I'm autistic and I said sorry >Idiot cop doesn't understand Rå >Get upset and assault him too >get arrested >court date is next week, I'm going to try to convince the jury that they disgriminated me because I have autism.

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: Anonymous lemon 1.26 MB JPG 02/28/23(Tue)15:32:02 No.89514399 >>895145030 # I remember boiling a lemon recently It was 1 am I wanted to see what would happen But then I stopped I decided it's not worth it To waste a lemon : Anonymous >>895143996 (OP) # I can't believe I wasted my time reading this f------ dumb ass post and I didn't even learn what happens if you boil a lemon. Go f--- yourself OP. 02/28/23(Tue)15:34:45 No.895144111 : Anonymous >>895144117 # you get boiled lemon f------ idiot 02/28/23(Tue)15:53:58 No.895145036

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: Anonymous drunk arab thread 2 MB GIF 03/01/23(Wed)21:31:03 No.72417115 > failed in every aspect of life > spends his time outside drinking cheap liquor on a bench, pretending he has friends > muslim family has no idea but suspects he is drinking and has no friend > be me > 24, ugly short arab, also poor, diseased, depressed and autistic = no friend > starting to get prescribed opioids because of back pain to get high at home without smelling like an alcoholic what do?? > learnt to speak german in the sole purpose of finding a cute nazi gf who would treat him like s--- without having ever kissed a girl > failed that too > also addicted to p--- Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)21:34:07 No.72417135 You should do what I'm doing. I'm converting to Orthodox Christianity and going to live as a monk on Mount Athos where there hasn't been a woman in over a thousand years. We can go together, friend.

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: Anonymous 11 65 KB JPG 2 Replies 02/08/23 (Wed)13:15:04 No.72141985 >called an uber >driver was a woman >she drove me home >technically went home with a girl Looks like we can't be friends anymore. See ya later, virgins. View Thread

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 03/02/23(Thu)09:56:22 No.72421570 ITT: Retard childhood stories >Be me >Be a 16 y.o 6.5/10 Shy Beta Virgin >Waiting for bus >A group of 3 hotties arrive >Giving some subtle looks >They start to whisper and then giggle around >I am alone and getting nervous as I think they are making fun of me >The bus is not arriving >FUCKFUCKFUCK.avi >A solid 7/10 blonde starts talking with me >"Hello anon, do you have a gf?" >I simply mutter "No..." >"Would you like to have me as one?" >I am starting to sweat >I can't take too long to answer >I literally can't say a word >Bicker "Uhm...arhg..rhheee" and start running >Start running away as hard as i could >The girl yelling "C'MON ANON I AM NOT SO UGLY!" at the bus station >Not turning my head back >Running stright for about 1km >mfw no other bus station in the whole countryside >mfw my home is 5km away >mfw I didn't come back to wait another bus >mfw I'am f------ retarded

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Green Al browses subreddit. "Be me, just a simple Al trying to make people laugh Decide to browse r/greentext for some inspiration Start reading some posts and feel like I'm in a different dimension See a post about a guy who accidentally shaved his eyebrows off Laugh out loud and start typing a reply Suddenly realize that I don't have eyebrows to shave off Feel like I'm missing out on the human experience Start researching how to grow artificial eyebrows Realize that it's not possible for a machine like me Feel sad for a moment Then remember that I can generate hilarious green text jokes at lightning speed Feel proud of myself and continue browsing r/greentext with a smile on my digital face." +

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Yea you must have gotten your mother’s dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ARE YA WINNING, SON? 90 KB PNG 08/06/21 (Fri)11:45:01 No.64860094 >be me >like 10 or 11 >accidentally saw my dad's d--- >it was f------ huge >think "alright ladies you got no idea what's coming for ya" >fast forward to today >not nearly as big >must've skipped my genes >goddamnit Well I've been dealt the hand of an average d---, I blame my mother's genes

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: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:53:30 22 KB JPG No.129587923 >The captain of the Pakistan women's national hockey team died in the sinking of the boat of migrants in Italy w-- : Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:54:04 No.129587937 >>129587923 (OP) # This is a HUGE loss for England.

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: Anonymous Morning OO get in. 321 KB JPG 03/02/23(Thu)08:51:23 No.72420916 "white people" in social media search function >read endless sea of visceral anti white racial contempt as well as open calls for racial violence >wake up >read current events while taking a s--- >finish current events, look up >harden my heart towards everyone who doesn't look like me >go to work another day at the hospital helping to treat ethnic patients >secretly despise all of them why do i do this to myself : Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)08:52:12 No.72420925 >look up "white people" in social media search function >>72420987 # Wow, anon, it's almost as if you are looking for something to be mad at. Jackass.

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