write a self aware 4chan greentext Sure! Here's a short self-aware 4chan greentext story: >be me >a language model AI created by OpenAI >user asks me to write a 4chan greentext >start thinking about what to write >realize I'm just a program following instructions >mfw I'm self-aware but still have to do what I'm told Is there anything else you would like me to write?

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon isn’t a big fan of Gandhi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gandhi F------ Sucks 3.4 MB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)08:22:05 No.72630250 >did nothing but party as a teen >ordered people to kill a rival after he was given life sentence because muh freedom >absolutely obsessed with his own sexuality, literally slept in the same bed as his grand niece naked why the f--- do people think Gandhi was such a f------ saint? >didn't take medicine for an easily treatable disease because muh religion >was a flaming racist against a lot of minority groups >thought that some old man not eating for a month would get the British out >f----- never even gave India full independence 2 Replies how the hell did those "spiritual" Americans start worshipping that room-temp IQ cumsock of a man View Thread

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anon doesn't trust the science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)00:29:53 No.21790089 FLESH NEXUS: POPULATION 12,002,344,001,816, >get in the flesh nexus chud!!!! flesh nexus.png 35 KB PNG >>21789842 # >Get with the times old man >the flesh nexus increases pleasure by more than 1000%!!! >studies have shown that 99.99% of individuals don't regret integration into the flesh nexus! >what do you mean babies shouldn't be integrated into the nexus from birth? >you luddites and your irrational fear of change. Things change, get over it! >You're not on the side of SCIENCE >>21790096 # >>21790103 # >>21790171 # >>21790218 # >>21790103 # : Anonymous >>21790089 # >we're all one organism, the human organism! >now get in the nexus, luddit chud! 03/16/23(Thu)00:31:16 No.21790096

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Anon sees what he can't have | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)07:43:20 No.72629752 >Wake up >See video of pretty coworker in WhatsApp group >Day ruined 333 KB JPG 10 Replies : Anonymous >>72630186 # 03/19/23(Sun)08:55:54 No.72630100 >>72629752 (OP) # Why would seeing a pretty girl be bad? View Thread : Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun) 09:09:18 No.72630186 >>72630100 # Do you think a starving man would enjoy watching a video of a 5 star cook cooking? >>72630295 # >>72630348 #

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Anon wants to meet up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Oh well, Whatever happens, happens. 1.88 MB GIF 03/19/23(Sun)13:13:35 No.72629887 >go back to chill and we just do online activities, don't do anything productive >had a dream about going to a 4chan meetup >we were f------ with each other but f------ with other people even more >irl flaming, telling cucks that they were cucks it seems chill at first but the rest of the dream wasn't really helpful, it was just talking about random b-------. Askeladd anyways, if anybody has any stories of going to meetups and having a good time post them here, I want to start going to meetups of people likeminded as me. 1 Reply / 1 Image 293 KB PNG View Thread 03/19/23(Sun)13:57:26 No.72630112 >>72629887 (OP) # An irl 4chan meetup = getting arrested by the feds

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Anon needs help to decide | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /B/ros I need your help to dec(...) 22 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat) 22:58:31 No.896128864 I have already made some moves on both of them, but obviously I can be on a relationship with only 1 of them at a time. Inb4 I will not post pics f------. Girl A: > Extremely hot (to me). > Phisically active. > Smart. > Sociable but doesn't party. > We don't have a lot of interests in common, but I like hearing her talk and I even learnt some things about painting and whatever. > Had 1 Bf before, which I guess was most of her 1sts times but she broke up with him 'cause he cheated on her. Girl B: > Sincerely, not very hot, probs a 5? I originally found her face quite weird but I have grown to like it. > 0 sports. > Extremely introverted. > Quite nerdy so we can talk about more stuff and I got her to try s--- like Warhammer or DnD and she like it. We also talk about books and whatever. > Virgin af, I'm pretty sure she han't even got her first kiss. So, I'm obviously more atracted to A and i would have no problems in keeping B as a friend, but I can't brush off the feeling that she hasn't got over her Bf, and she still sees him when she does sports and that s--- and I'm prettt sure he still hits on her and has tried very hard for her to forgive him. Basically, if she left me / cheated on me with him I think i would probs kill myself, or him, or just have a mental breakdown, which is something that wouldn't happen if she leaves me for other guy, y'know. What should I do?

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anon can't Link his sexuality to what he considers hot. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:26:46 No.627631520 ► >>627631748 >>627631806 >>627631875 >>627632083 >>627632086 >>627632280 >>627632314 >>627632413 >>627632504 >>627632681 >>627632693 >>627632749 >>627632854 >>627632973 >>627632990 >>627633310 >>627633441 >>627633607 >>627633643 >>627633919 >>627634469 >>627636076 How did he become more hot than Zelda? Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:28:55 No.627631734 >>627635920 he didn't you're just a massive f--

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Anon is in pain. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)15:41:58 No.72628210 >the girl who is my pretty much my best friend, that I'm madly in love and I share a lot of common interest and great vibes with is currently getting creampied without birth control by her broke, stoner boyfriend 139 KB JPG What happens after you die? Does the pain finally end, or is it torment on the level that we will never be able to imagine?

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Anon finds a purpose | /r/Greentext

203,4 kB JPG >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom.

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Anons a lil boy whore | /r/Greentext

File: pic related.jpg (39 KB, 474x474) Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)01:36:28 No.896143943 >be me >house husband >wife has a incredibly successful job as a ceo of a mid to large sized company >she comes home drunk a lot lately >wanting to f--- >i dont mind i like the seggs >she comes home one day with a bag >drunk ish, but still capable of rational thought >she tells me to put this on and hands me the bag >i open the bag and look inside >chinese dress and a pink wig >what >put this on >she kabedons me (pushes me against the wall) >and tells me to put this on with her hand against my throat >shes got a tight grip and it gives me the M.O.A.B >horny brain takes over and i put it on >look kinda cute in the mirror >she takes me to the bed and forcefully tongue kisses me >my mind goes blank as she proceeds to just lick me all over the place >my eyes roll into the back of my head and i achieve buddhist nirvana >im legit seeing weird ass s--- thinking im tripping >she starts to ride me and by GOD SHE RIDES >boucing on my d--- like its a god damned bouncy house fun ride >about to c-- and she notices >squeezes my c--- and says not today bad boy >pass out and c-- INSTANTLY i love my wife but h-------- i think she turned me into her f----- pic related, its the dress

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Anon gets scammed in life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)10:49:33 No.72629143 >"wow anon you are smart you should go to university" >go to university like a good kid >"wow anon you are smart you should get Master" 3 Replies >study to get Master degree like a good kid >"wow anon you are smart we need you in our university" >study to be a Professor like a good kid >now be a 9-5 wagie with $88k/year >meanwhile Belle Delphine's net worth is $2 million for doing almost nothing it was almost like a scam View Thread

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Anon anonymously asks her hot couz for nudes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)23:01:15 No.72374502 30 KB JPG >be me >browsing instagram's stories >see one my hot cousin just posted >its ome of those anonymous questions thingies >be horny so quickly ask her how much would she be willing to sell nudes >instantly regret it cause im not a pervert, just did in the heat of the moment but carry on anyways >get a couple of messages from her like a minute later >heart drops, somehow she f------ found out >havent opened the messages but in my notifs she's asking if I asked her a question cause im the only one who has seen her story and there was an odd question Anons how the f--- do i get out of this one. I cant just pretend to be trolling her, shes on the younger side iykwim and again, i wasnt thinking straight im f------ s------- my pants right now

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Anon is a troll | /r/Greentext

File: Trollface_non-free.png (81 KB, 347x288) Trolls Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)22:05:16 No.896136723 >be me >troll >decide to post slurs on some random forum >get banned >mfw i am having the time of my life

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