Anonymous (ID: 0JqZduY2) 03/20/23(Mon)21:49:47 No.420426665 1 KB PNG Here is my experience with Poorlacks >Be me, Britbong, in Gloucester at the time, walking home from my friends place in the evening >A pair of Polish people approach me, ask me if I could pronounce some Polish words, they will pay me £10 for this, they are youtubers apparently >decided why the f--- not >Say some simple words, s--- like hello, bye, please, 99% of the time I pronounced wrong because it looked like gibberish and then they told me how to say it >then they say last couple of words left >ok lets get that money >brings out a f------ Bible > > >ITS A F------ BIBLE? >Tells me to read the first 3 pages, pronouncing atleast 30% of the words correctly, they will count, not tell me if wrong or right >If I win I will get £20 >If I lose, I will lose £10 >no backing out here, I am cornered >Start reading "Na początku Bóg stworzył niebo i ziemię" >stopped reading >Get results, pronounced nothing right, 99% fail >Get robbed please get these people out of my country

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

File: l-intro-1695662813.jpg (189 KB, 1600x899) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:22:29 No.146694165 ►>>146694179 >>146697333 File: BB.jpg (1.5 MB, 1920x1047) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:11:46 No.146692012 ►>>146692122 >>146692152 >>146692292 >>146692338 >>146692417 >>146692425 >>146692451 >>146692651 >>146693063 >>146693102 >>146693160 >>146693342 >>146693369 >>146693436 >>146693617 >>146693839 >>146694076 >>146694108 >>146694375 >>146694391 >>146694452 >>146694632 >>146694688 >>146695138 >>146695414 >>146696621 >>146696749 >>146698467 >Hey kids, did you love Batman: The Animated Series? Well here's a cool new sequel show, set in the future, where Bruce Wayne is a ... bitter and lonely old man who completely failed to eradicate crime in Gotham and every single battle you saw him face in BTAS and Justice League were fought completely in vain Why did they think this was a good idea? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:14:39 No. 146692045 Because it was. >> >> >>146694076 This Suits told them "Give me teenage high shcool batman" and they rolled out absolute kino sci-fi action cartoon that still fits into the timeline. One of the best "passing of the torch" stories in capeshit ever. >>146696624 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)14:02:16 No.146695326 >>146695370 for me its inque Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 16:32:47 No.146696624 ► >>146695326 Based Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:37:23 No.146692338 >>146692012 (OP) >Batman didn't end all crime forever therefore its bad! What the f--- kind of argument is this? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 10:54:49 No.146693297 File: 1707796471544360.png (3.61 MB, 2100x1181) >>146692402 ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:39:55 No.146696669 ► >>146697492 File: 3456354.png (1.9 MB, 1245x940) You are just jealous of peak Batsuit ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)11:01:33 No.146693369 ► >>146692012 (OP) i was prime demo when that show came out and thought it was shway as f--- sorry your zoomer brain can't handle the concept Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:14:30 No. 146694076 ►>>146694165 >>146692012 (OP) It was the best idea cartoon makers have had in about three decades. ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:17:35 No. 146694108 ► >>146692012 (OP). >End all crime As long as sociopaths can biologically exist, crime will NEVER end 10 Terry gave her a chance and she f------ blew it ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:50:32 No.146696749 >>146696829 >>146692012 (OP) Never watched this. I couldn't stand the "how do you do fellow kids" vibes. >> ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:01:11 No.146696829 >>146696749 Show is schway and your opinion is schwarbage. >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:11:04 No.146696909 ▶ >>146697283 Don't forget the sperm s--- >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 18:12:25 No.146697283 >>146696909 I'd rather forget

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Anonymous (ID: 0JqZduY2) 03/20/23(Mon)21:49:47 No.420426665 1 KB PNG Here is my experience with Poorlacks >Be me, Britbong, in Gloucester at the time, walking home from my friends place in the evening >A pair of Polish people approach me, ask me if I could pronounce some Polish words, they will pay me £10 for this, they are youtubers apparently >decided why the f--- not >Say some simple words, s--- like hello, bye, please, 99% of the time I pronounced wrong because it looked like gibberish and then they told me how to say it >then they say last couple of words left >ok lets get that money >brings out a f------ Bible > > >ITS A F------ BIBLE? >Tells me to read the first 3 pages, pronouncing atleast 30% of the words correctly, they will count, not tell me if wrong or right >If I win I will get £20 >If I lose, I will lose £10 >no backing out here, I am cornered >Start reading "Na początku Bóg stworzył niebo i ziemię" >stopped reading >Get results, pronounced nothing right, 99% fail >Get robbed please get these people out of my country

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