: Anonymous Me: Mom, Dad, I have a girlfriend Parents: Oh thank god we thought you were gay me: I am 04/18/23(Tue) 15:54:46 No.72998191 >get trans gf >nice relationship >everything going well >she has a cute voice really high and girly >one day playing a game together 128 KB JPG >she loses to me >says "f---" in a really manly voice >shocked >instantly lose all attraction >what should I do bros?

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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: Anonymous >be me, 22 >camping innawoods with two friends >sitting around campfire, me and friend 1 are smoking cigarettes >friend 2 goes to take a s--- and grab firewood, comes back after a few minutes 07/15/21(Thu)08:56:43 No.29228061 >chain smoking, like 4 hours go by and one of us has a c-------- in our mouth or hand at all times >friend 2 is getting increasingly bothered by smoke, asks if we can stop >wut.jpg >remember reading somewhere that Natives say skinwalkers don't like tobacco smoke >realize friend 2 smells like s---, too >friend 1 and I come to the conclusion friend 2 is a skinwalker >I hack friend 2 to pieces with the hatchet we brought as friend 1 holds him down >makes f----- up noises while axing him, definitely a skinwalker >we smell a weird coppery smell, definitely a skinwalker >friend 1 and I throw the bloody chunks into the fire >crisis averted And that's how my friend and I killed a skinwalker Saul, if you see this, put me in the video >>29230722 #

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: Anonymous Steve.jpg 91 KB JPG 86 decides what happens to steve the cat let him out 04/18/23(Tue)08:35:01 No.897784302 : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:27 No.897784397 HEY /6/ : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:53 No.897784409 lack some timestamp here >>897784495 # >>897784635 # bread cat : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:09 No.897784422 : Anonymous cat goes free : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:50 No.897784450 Release immediately or I will have u tracked down 04/18/23(Tue)08:39:01 No.897784453

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Anonymous ignore the sexist trolls so they go away that one lady with the cringy comics 04/17/23 (Mon)16:14:55 No.897766808 make several comics about them, giving them the attention they want @lequirkycumic patreon.com/whothefuckgivesmoneytothischick le quirky cat This woman is too goddamn easy to mock lequirkycumic.com 3966916B-AE47-4E12-A915-CBBACA99EE26.jpg 332 KB JPG

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07/21/21 (Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home and want to be a wife and mommy) : Anonymous 9 KB JPG >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.

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Anonymous (ID: CfNHW8YS ) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 >rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues >lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg >tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging your lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

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$Bell : Anonymous 42 KB JPG 6:28 PM boards.4chan.org 02/02/19(Sat) 18:22:36 No.791644591 >approach her on stairs going up to biology class > I say hi and then immediately fall walking up the stairs and hit my face square on one of the steps and my phone gets flinged over the railing >look up and she's laughing >ask if I'm okay I say yes and then I do it >"would you wanna hangout sometime?" >she says she has a boyfriend and walks off >I hear her laughing through the door >mfw when I fractured my jaw broke my phone and got rejected at the same time >>791644800 # >be me >beta pretty good looking >have had crush on qt 3.14 for years and finally get the courage to ask her out. Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # It's all right, OP, 4chan won't laugh at you. 02/02/19(Sat)18:24:40 No.791644728 02/02/19(Sat)18:25:50 No.791644800 Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # >>791644728 # HAHAHAHA f------ retard$

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