: Anonymous Me: Mom, Dad, I have a girlfriend Parents: Oh thank god we thought you were gay me: I am 04/18/23(Tue) 15:54:46 No.72998191 >get trans gf >nice relationship >everything going well >she has a cute voice really high and girly >one day playing a game together 128 KB JPG >she loses to me >says "f---" in a really manly voice >shocked >instantly lose all attraction >what should I do bros?

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous >be me, 22 >camping innawoods with two friends >sitting around campfire, me and friend 1 are smoking cigarettes >friend 2 goes to take a s--- and grab firewood, comes back after a few minutes 07/15/21(Thu)08:56:43 No.29228061 >chain smoking, like 4 hours go by and one of us has a c-------- in our mouth or hand at all times >friend 2 is getting increasingly bothered by smoke, asks if we can stop >wut.jpg >remember reading somewhere that Natives say skinwalkers don't like tobacco smoke >realize friend 2 smells like s---, too >friend 1 and I come to the conclusion friend 2 is a skinwalker >I hack friend 2 to pieces with the hatchet we brought as friend 1 holds him down >makes f----- up noises while axing him, definitely a skinwalker >we smell a weird coppery smell, definitely a skinwalker >friend 1 and I throw the bloody chunks into the fire >crisis averted And that's how my friend and I killed a skinwalker Saul, if you see this, put me in the video >>29230722 #

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: Anonymous Steve.jpg 91 KB JPG 86 decides what happens to steve the cat let him out 04/18/23(Tue)08:35:01 No.897784302 : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:27 No.897784397 HEY /6/ : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:53 No.897784409 lack some timestamp here >>897784495 # >>897784635 # bread cat : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:09 No.897784422 : Anonymous cat goes free : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:50 No.897784450 Release immediately or I will have u tracked down 04/18/23(Tue)08:39:01 No.897784453

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Anonymous ignore the sexist trolls so they go away that one lady with the cringy comics 04/17/23 (Mon)16:14:55 No.897766808 make several comics about them, giving them the attention they want @lequirkycumic patreon.com/whothefuckgivesmoneytothischick le quirky cat This woman is too goddamn easy to mock lequirkycumic.com 3966916B-AE47-4E12-A915-CBBACA99EE26.jpg 332 KB JPG

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07/21/21 (Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home and want to be a wife and mommy) : Anonymous 9 KB JPG >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.

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Anonymous (ID: CfNHW8YS ) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 >rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues >lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg >tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging your lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

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$Bell : Anonymous 42 KB JPG 6:28 PM boards.4chan.org 02/02/19(Sat) 18:22:36 No.791644591 >approach her on stairs going up to biology class > I say hi and then immediately fall walking up the stairs and hit my face square on one of the steps and my phone gets flinged over the railing >look up and she's laughing >ask if I'm okay I say yes and then I do it >"would you wanna hangout sometime?" >she says she has a boyfriend and walks off >I hear her laughing through the door >mfw when I fractured my jaw broke my phone and got rejected at the same time >>791644800 # >be me >beta pretty good looking >have had crush on qt 3.14 for years and finally get the courage to ask her out. Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # It's all right, OP, 4chan won't laugh at you. 02/02/19(Sat)18:24:40 No.791644728 02/02/19(Sat)18:25:50 No.791644800 Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # >>791644728 # HAHAHAHA f------ retard$

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