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$Bell : Anonymous 42 KB JPG 6:28 PM boards.4chan.org 02/02/19(Sat) 18:22:36 No.791644591 >approach her on stairs going up to biology class > I say hi and then immediately fall walking up the stairs and hit my face square on one of the steps and my phone gets flinged over the railing >look up and she's laughing >ask if I'm okay I say yes and then I do it >"would you wanna hangout sometime?" >she says she has a boyfriend and walks off >I hear her laughing through the door >mfw when I fractured my jaw broke my phone and got rejected at the same time >>791644800 # >be me >beta pretty good looking >have had crush on qt 3.14 for years and finally get the courage to ask her out. Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # It's all right, OP, 4chan won't laugh at you. 02/02/19(Sat)18:24:40 No.791644728 02/02/19(Sat)18:25:50 No.791644800 Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # >>791644728 # HAHAHAHA f------ retard$

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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