: Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)22:00:43 No.45718012 Hello Anon. It's Grandpa. I came down from heaven to ask you this one simple question: what the hell is wrong with you? I killed four Nips on Iwojima and now here you are, seven decades later, 81 KB JPG masturbating to their cartoons! Jesus Christ! What happened to you? Was I too easy on your Father? I'm so glad I'm dead so I don't have to see the "man" you've become. You sicken me. View Thread

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)11:49:54 No.50935046 >j------- for the tenth time in a row today >semen stops c------ out F------ FINALLY! Now I can j------- anywhere without worrying about 10 KB JPG making a mess! >j------- for the eleventh time, not preparing a tissue >the tiniest bit of j--- that c--- out lands on my cheek FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anon, are we the baddies ? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: X829uWdQ) 07/22/21(Thu)13:02:44 No.331009632 Make me f-----. >>331009962 # >>331011281 # >>331012785 # : Anonymous (ID: OskcDi9R) 07/22/21(Thu)13:07:01 No.331009962 >>331009632 # Hey Hans if we hadn't saved your ass in WW2 you'd be speaking German right now. >>331010009 # >>331010937 # >>331010970 # >>331013119 # # >>331014896 # >>331015150 # >>331015511 # >>331014752 >>331016156 # >>331017600 # >>331018943 # >>331018955 # >>331021333 # >>331021378 # >>331021838 # >>331021880 # >>331022130 #

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Anon enjoys a little ass..... | /r/Greentext

Totally OP, I did the same. >Asked mom that I wanted to f--- a girl >She said, you can f--- me, but only in the ass. >Start f------ mom. >Decide to rub her clit >Find a d--- >Turns out it was a prank by my dad. I won't fall for the same trick 3 times

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Anon goes to france | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB PNG 04/22/23(Sat)09:38:47 No.73049023 >Be me >Go to france with my gf and some friends >the streets are absolutely litered with trash >Go trough a riot and get half of us pepper sprayed >My black friend got called the N word like 10 times Im spanish so I already hate the french but now I hate them more

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Anon witnesses a manslaughter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 299 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat) 04:03:31 No.897997817 Without doxxing yourself, did any classmates die when you were in school? What happened? >12 years ago >8th grade, 12-13 year olds >girl 13y/o walking home by the main road one evening >drunk driver slams into her while flooring it >dead on impact, driver fled until they crash into a telephone pole >driver tried to plead insanity due to autism >sentenced 20 to life on second-degree murder >grade dismissed for 2 days >big memorial service : Anonymous >>898000300 # h-------- >parents launch a "random act of kindness" campaign in her name >awkward mental health assemblies >street where she was killed renamed in her name Even though my school was pretty small I had somehow never even known she existed before her death, so the rest of the year was pretty weird for me. the students and school largely stopped talking about it by grade 10/11. People don't put flowers at the spot she was hit anymore. Life goes on I guess. 37 Replies / 4 Images View Thread 04/22/23(Sat)05:13:25 No.898000419

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Anon's dad is a Botanist | /r/Greentext

het My father just embarrassed me. Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)08:13:30 No.73038995 [Reply] >Be my parents >Mom is a successful counselor whose main clients are rich divorced women >Dad is a highly experienced botanist who specializes in crops >due to years working in the field(huh, field) he looks and acts just like a regular old farmer like the guy in pic except 10 times as tanned >Despite that is in a good, healthy relationship with my mother >cut to yesterday, my birthday >Mom told us to go to the city she works in after work >I went there first and wore some fancy clothes because I know something's up if my mom told us to go to the city in my birthday >Mom also dressed up nicely with a lot of jewelry >turns mom had reserved a table at a famous restaurant in the city >It's literally the fanciest of fancy restaurants, with high prices and clearly rich patrons >wait for my father to come >He came >He is in his f------ sweaty farmer clothes and is covered in dirt >he didn't change after work >Speaks with a loud southern accent he learned from his farming buddies with excessive swearing >Mom seems okay with that but I want to bury myself in a hole >Everyone stared at our table uncomfortably during the entire dining experience >After we finished our meal, I urged mom to leave the venue asap but she winked and said there's a live band performance after this >The performers came in >tfw it's my favorite band >tfw they stared at my dad uncomfortably during the entire performance >tfw they stared at me uncomfortably too I want to f------ kill myself right now......Why must my father pursue botany instead of some fancier FOS like I dunno law? >>73044949

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Anon is a billionaire | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >billionaire 04/16/23(Sun)16:12:07 No. 19169788 >get flown everywhere by private boeing 747 >for dinner every night I eat polar bear liver and rhinoceros steak >only eat a couple bites. Don't want to spoil my dessert. >production is up only 145% in my factories >start crying >wipe tears with million dollar bill >cut their healthcare and retirement to make up for lost profits >They shoulda worked harder like I did baka >get on diesel powered 747 >Fly to climate summit 3,000 miles away >give speech about how paper straws are better >Wouldn't you know it? My family owns the sweatshop that makes them throw a trillion pounds of plastic into the ocean to celebrate

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Anon doubts the quality of an AI trained on reddit posts. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)16:59:08 No.92879959 File: FuBXfMJWCAIQFdZ.jpg (106 KB, 842x1024) Netflix shutting down its DVD-rental business after 25 years → Home > Investing MarketWatch in Reddit founder wants to charge Big Tech for scraped data used to train Als: report Published: April 18, 2023 at 2:06 p.m. ET By Wallace Witkowski X 00 Referenced Symbols Sponsored By MSFT -0.25% GOOG -1.17% GOOGL -1.42% ADBE +0.07% META -0.34% AMZN -0.46% Online community network Reddit wants to start getting paid by large artificial-intelligence companies that scrape data off its message boards vertisement >Reddit is asking for money if want to use their data for LLMs. Who the hell would want to train a LLM on reddit? It would only talk of funkos, marvel movies, how AOC is somehow 10 times smarter than newton, and bad attempts at comedy.

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Anon likes femboys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 938 KB JPG 04/21/23(Fri)17:48:05 No.897951919 Gay latino 18yo bottom here finally decided go start my path into becoming a full on femboy AMA any advice? 17 Replies / 1 Image >>897952655 # Anonymous >>897951919 (OP) # I'd mount you like a horny stallion. Then I'd thrust into you deep and HARD until I unload my man milk inside of you Anonymous >>897952546 # Oh, I'll eat that ass alright View Thread Anonymous >>897952612 # Same 04/21/23(Fri) 18:10:55 No.897952612 04/21/23(Fri)18:11:33 No.897952633 04/21/23(Fri)18:12:18 No.897952655

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Anon is done with it | /r/Greentext

File: 1679156867501.jpg (68 KB, 976x549) O Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed)06:16:23 No. 73012592 [Reply] ► >"failed rizz" laughs at me in school again

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Anonymous 07/17/15(Fri) 14:43:10 No.20566038 >be in kindergarten >be friends with one kid >he's really into chinchillas >pretty sure he was autism >he brings in his f------ chinchillas all the time and puts them in the bathroom connected to the classroom >we're supposed to go use a different bathroom when he brings them in >forget and go into normal bathroom >feel something crunch under foot >I stepped on his chinchilla >it stopped moving >start panicking >put it in the toilet and leave >teacher sees me and asks what I was doing in there >say nothing >teacher goes in and sees dead chinchilla floating in toilet >get timeout for the rest of the day >chinchilla kid never talks to me again

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Anon got caught watching Ambatukam | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)22:19:59 No.877977692 >mom catches me laughing at thughunter hood irony posts on my phone in the living room >confronts me and asks if I'm gay > "No mom it's a meme. It's edited gay black p---------- it's for comedy I'm not gay" >spend the next ten minutes showing her examples of thughunter memes (ass shaking and dreamybull) > "Anon I don't care if you are gay, you don't have to make this stuff up, just view this stuff in your room privately" >mfw 41 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)22:00:43 No.45718012 Hello Anon. It's Grandpa. I came down from heaven to ask you this one simple question: what the hell is wrong with you? I killed four Nips on Iwojima and now here you are, seven decades later, 81 KB JPG masturbating to their cartoons! Jesus Christ! What happened to you? Was I too easy on your Father? I'm so glad I'm dead so I don't have to see the "man" you've become. You sicken me. View Thread

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