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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

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pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album

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04/25/23(Tue)13:48:59 No.73090921 >h--- sapiens have existed for 200,000 years >h--- erectus (stop laughing) existed for 1.5 million years >australopithecus lived for at least 700,000 years >this goes back for 4 billion years >my bloodline has been an ever-evolving thing for 4 billion years >i cant get laid Anonymous 23 KB JPG lol 7 Replies View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)14:12:15 No.73091147 Anonymous >>73090921 (OP) # Don't feel bad. The bloodline continues. Just not with you.

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File: 8E1BDAC8-234A-47DC-B96E-0(...).jpg (246 KB, 828x618) Why are Indians so horny? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)14:19:45 No.73091228 >>73091294 >walk around mall with mom >she wears a sweatshirt with some cleavage showing >every male we encounter behaves like a normal human >pajeets are starring down at her t--- shamelessly >entire groups of pajeets are starring at us now and talking between themselves ms >eventually mom gets uncomfortable and we leave the mall Why are pajeets so desperate? Not even Arabs straight from the Middle East behave this way!

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Anonymous 11/25/20(Wed)17:07:07 No.15123441 >>15123455 >>15123765 File: hitch.jpg (27 KB, 400x253) >>15123207 (OP) >go to a cocktail lounge >order rum and Coke >is Pepsi okay? >sure >brings me a Pepsi and Coke

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File: 1682440282600873.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:01:49 No.635245550 ► >>635245642 >>635245728 >>635245815 >>635245859 >>635245923 >>635246880 >>635246964 >>635246978 >>635247053 >>635247110 >>635247480 >>635247549 >>635247646 >>635247703 >>635248020 >>635248030 >>635248502 >>635248578 >>635248970 >>635249528 >>635249658 >>635249790 >>635249935 >>635250136 >humanity on the brink of extinction >main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race Why do sony games do this? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:05:19 No.635245805 >>635247159 >>635247250 >>635247293 >>635247927 >>635248049 >>635248780 >>635248951 >>635249205 >white race is on the brink of extinction >white guys decide to shitpost on a image board all day instead of continuing their race Why are you like this?

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Real anime moment #1, No. 28824228 4/25/23 5:02:41 AM daitobg JPG 604x338 50.9 kB >Be me >25 yold, taking care of my 13 yo stepsister while her mom and my dad ain't there >I'm busy cooking souper >She's doing some tiktok dance in the kitchen. >She slip on some water >I catch her as she was about to dive face first on the floor >My hand grab her boobs by accident. >I tell her it was an accident and that I was just trying to save her >She later goes on to tell her parents. >l explain to them what happened. >They all think I'm lying >They think I'm a p--- and now they no longer talk to me W-- should I do?

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Anonymous 39 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 73089839 >grandma has dementia >like it's real bad she can't comprehend almost anything >must do something to help her out >set up a small speaker near her bed >everynight when she's sleeping, it plays some verses from the Bible >one day she just stops reacting completely >doctor says her neurons and synapses stop responding due to stress >basically she is in the vegetative state now did I just mind break my grandma?

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Anonymous lone office wanderer 35 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)07:46:19 No.897855306 >go to office >only person there except a 100 year old f--- with ancient laptop >30 empty chairs/monitors >leave at lunch >go to office next day >literally only person there >leave at lunch >hurt knee tendon at gym >work fully remote next day >end of week receive email >"in-office attendance is integral to company culture and performance. Please ensure you are in-office 3 days per week minimum" >profits up 15% over last year is HR retarded? what the f--- does me badging into a building for like 3 hours/3x a week have to do with anything?

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