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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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BOTTOMLESS PIT 113 KB JPG >be me 25 man >be in commuted relationship with beautiful 25 woman >be at doctors office >see 13-15 girl enter waiting room >instantly think she's hot as f---, huge ass nice t--- >uh oh why did I think that >remember I love my woman who is 25 >think about f------ girl in waiting room >know it's wrong and stop thinking about it >still looked at her ass and was attracted to her >am I a p---?

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04/25/23(Tue)13:48:59 No.73090921 >h--- sapiens have existed for 200,000 years >h--- erectus (stop laughing) existed for 1.5 million years >australopithecus lived for at least 700,000 years >this goes back for 4 billion years >my bloodline has been an ever-evolving thing for 4 billion years >i cant get laid Anonymous 23 KB JPG lol 7 Replies View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)14:12:15 No.73091147 Anonymous >>73090921 (OP) # Don't feel bad. The bloodline continues. Just not with you.

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File: 8E1BDAC8-234A-47DC-B96E-0(...).jpg (246 KB, 828x618) Why are Indians so horny? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)14:19:45 No.73091228 >>73091294 >walk around mall with mom >she wears a sweatshirt with some cleavage showing >every male we encounter behaves like a normal human >pajeets are starring down at her t--- shamelessly >entire groups of pajeets are starring at us now and talking between themselves ms >eventually mom gets uncomfortable and we leave the mall Why are pajeets so desperate? Not even Arabs straight from the Middle East behave this way!

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Anonymous 11/25/20(Wed)17:07:07 No.15123441 >>15123455 >>15123765 File: hitch.jpg (27 KB, 400x253) >>15123207 (OP) >go to a cocktail lounge >order rum and Coke >is Pepsi okay? >sure >brings me a Pepsi and Coke

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File: 1682440282600873.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:01:49 No.635245550 ► >>635245642 >>635245728 >>635245815 >>635245859 >>635245923 >>635246880 >>635246964 >>635246978 >>635247053 >>635247110 >>635247480 >>635247549 >>635247646 >>635247703 >>635248020 >>635248030 >>635248502 >>635248578 >>635248970 >>635249528 >>635249658 >>635249790 >>635249935 >>635250136 >humanity on the brink of extinction >main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race Why do sony games do this? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:05:19 No.635245805 >>635247159 >>635247250 >>635247293 >>635247927 >>635248049 >>635248780 >>635248951 >>635249205 >white race is on the brink of extinction >white guys decide to shitpost on a image board all day instead of continuing their race Why are you like this?

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# 1, No. 28825519 4/25/23 10:46:08 AM images (1) JPG 225x225 5.2 kB >we were going back to home >my brother just hit me hard on my stomach for no reason >i hit him back >the whole house is hating on me now why?

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Real anime moment #1, No. 28824228 4/25/23 5:02:41 AM daitobg JPG 604x338 50.9 kB >Be me >25 yold, taking care of my 13 yo stepsister while her mom and my dad ain't there >I'm busy cooking souper >She's doing some tiktok dance in the kitchen. >She slip on some water >I catch her as she was about to dive face first on the floor >My hand grab her boobs by accident. >I tell her it was an accident and that I was just trying to save her >She later goes on to tell her parents. >l explain to them what happened. >They all think I'm lying >They think I'm a p--- and now they no longer talk to me W-- should I do?

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Anonymous 198 KB JPG 04/25/23(Tue) 13:53:03 No.898199282 >become a papa two days ago >it's a girl >flashbacks to a dozen women in the last decade that I "dated" then had sex with and ghosted I hate myself so much for what I did to those women men are truly the filthiest dirtiest species my daughter has come into a world of unregulated predators where everyone is programmed to believe that "dating" is a way to find love in reality, it's a way for men to use women for sex and then leave them emotionally scarred for life with trust issues I hate myself and I am scared for my daughter can we go back to 1800s where a man will only come near my daughter after he marries her

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Anonymous (ID: In7TEvoo 04/25/23(Tue)13:13:15 No.424804491 >>424801859 (OP) # c-- Anonymous (ID: y+3ybn9m) e 04/25/23(Tue)13:13:47 No.424804539 >>424801859 (OP) # thats a cry for help. Also i wud beat the piss out of her and take away her phone if she was my mom

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Anonymous 39 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 73089839 >grandma has dementia >like it's real bad she can't comprehend almost anything >must do something to help her out >set up a small speaker near her bed >everynight when she's sleeping, it plays some verses from the Bible >one day she just stops reacting completely >doctor says her neurons and synapses stop responding due to stress >basically she is in the vegetative state now did I just mind break my grandma?

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Anonymous lone office wanderer 35 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)07:46:19 No.897855306 >go to office >only person there except a 100 year old f--- with ancient laptop >30 empty chairs/monitors >leave at lunch >go to office next day >literally only person there >leave at lunch >hurt knee tendon at gym >work fully remote next day >end of week receive email >"in-office attendance is integral to company culture and performance. Please ensure you are in-office 3 days per week minimum" >profits up 15% over last year is HR retarded? what the f--- does me badging into a building for like 3 hours/3x a week have to do with anything?

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