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: Anonymous A 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anonymous 53 KB JPG 03/11/22 (Fri) 10:17:10 No.874215710 >be me >4th grade >bring 3 sharpners to school >friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners >bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection >start collecting more and more sharpners >go to stationary every week to by more sharpners >collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month >start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner >english teacher asks for a sharpner >offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed >sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents >only allowed to bring 1 sharpner >idea.jpg >make a huge sharpner out of cardboard >dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint >display it on my table during the english period >get sent to the office fun days

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Anonymous (ID: Mus5b+h Oz Syndrome C 11/09/22(Wed)14:42:49 No.403676743 2.89 MB PNG >be me >totally infatuated with Dr. Oz >think of him every waking minute of my life >he loses >cry all night >wake up (still crying) >mom is talking on the phone with a friend >she says "us" but I mishear it as "Oz" >begin crying out his name and shout "they did my ni a Oz dirty..." >mom screams back "Anon shut the f--- up. that sham doctor doesn't pay the bills" >go back to room and cry more How do I recover from this devastating loss?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: download (10).jpg (5 KB, 225x225) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Wordington Anonymous (ID: qqeLYDAY ) 05/06/23(Sat)19:43:12 No.17598831 ► >Wordington Greentext Anonymous (ID: J5rS7+Vy) 05/06/23(Sat) 19:46:49 No.17598847 >>17598853 F--- YOU Anonymous (ID: qqeLYDAY) 05/06/23 (Sat) 19:47:42 No.17598853 >>17598847 Wordington reply [Post a Reply]

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File: 1381577541080.gif-(448 KB, 500x275, 1370464785742.gif) Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:32:21 UTC+3 No.510446379 Replies: >>510446721 >>510446938 >>510446957 >>510447101 >>510447103 >>510447174 >>510447182 >>510447207 >>510447208 >>510447382 >>510447415 >>510447457 >>510447518 >>510447592 >>510447649 >>510447725 >>510447806 >>510448114 >>510448308 >>510448321 >>510448771 >>510449105 >>510449507 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff" >Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad:"Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a f--. What do I do? >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:37:44 UTC+3 No.510446682 File: 1381577864836.png-(327 KB, 399x397, 6544ddc4231bbe54a43c8c75b(...).png) >time flies when you're a f----- >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:38:27 UTC+3 No.510446721 File: 1381577907662.jpg-(43 KB, 398x320, 1355477325277.jpg) >>510446379 (OP) >"Time flies when you're a f-----." >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:41:27 UTC+3 No.510446894 File: 1381578087294.jpg-(46 KB, 387x512, image.jpg) AFFI >time flies when you're a f----- ROR >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:42:01 UTC+3 No.510446938 File: 1381578121574.png-(99 KB, 247x248, 1380244697460.png) >>510446379 (OP) >"Time flies when you're a f-----." come on /b/ >> Anonymous 10/12/13(Sat)14:42:30 UTC+3 No.510446975 File: 1381578150091.jpg-(313 KB, 926x615, _g3_6438450.jpg) >time flies when you're a f-----

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Anonymous 60 KB PNG >>93268116 # Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # good for you for making a gay friend anon. Anonymous : Anonymous Anonymous : Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # I hate your friend. Tell them. Tell your friend its a stupid f------ hack it will always be artificial but bever intelligent. 05/07/23(Sun)06:13:51 No.93267109 My new best friend is ChatGPT. Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)07:09:36 No.93267946 Anonymous 7/23(Sun)07:21:22 No.93268116 05/07/23(Sun)07:59:35 No.93268634 : Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # >most anons here acting like the rudest m------------ possible instead of becoming friends >most anons would rather act nicely and become friends with a computer that has no concept of friendship i dont get this website at all what a sad post 05/07/23(Sun)08:04:57 No.93268714 05/07/23(Sun)10:23:22 No.93270318 : Anonymous >>93267109 (OP) # Did you already reach that stage where it offers to be your girlfriend for a $49.99 monthly fee? 05/07/23(Sun)13:58:45 No.93273013 05/07/23(Sun)15:25:17 No.93274144 05/07/23(Sun)15:40:14 No.93274384 05/07/23(Sun)15:40:16 No.93274385

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File: 292158FE-3C82-4C4A-AB95-A(...).jpg (180 KB, 581x611) Anonymous 05/06/23(Sat) 19:11:44 No.73227107 >be me >live with mom watching heterosexual p--- on her laptop >have to close laptop come back to see it gone >8 year old sister is using it >pretend it didnt happen >few months later >in car with family >2 other sisters 2 cousins mom was not there >>73227222 >>73227249 >>73227278 >8 year old sister wants me to play some dumbass Taylor swift song >tell her no >anon do it or i will tell them your secret >lol w-- >anon watches NAKED GUYS on the internet >hastily deny it >rest of family tells her to stfu >she passionately says she saw it on the laptop >she shuts up eventually and everyone goes quiet >I just know they believed it Seriously what the f--- do I do

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: Anonymous Hello where Hello Incel 05/07/23(Sun)20:01:39 No.73232431 Being loved doesnt really feel like much and if the person who loves is undesirablw its in fact very anxiety inducing because a person who loves always feels like he is owned something. 37 KB JPG Loving somebody however is like a drug. You gain strength, courage and confidence of unprecedented manner. The steps become light, yet your focus no longer escapes to fantasies and is keenly in the present. There is also withdrawal effects whenever you arent with that person. Ah no matter the pain its definitely worth it. Its the ambrosia of life, the spirit of vitality. Of course only chad can be loved.

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: Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)13:57:14 No.73233113 1458945615450.png 471 KB PNG >have dream >taylor swift is telling me lottery numbers >she makes me promise that I'll remember them >wake up >buy lottery ticket because nothing else to do >actually win $200 thank you taylor, gonna buy more dream juice

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