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: Anonymous (ID: s1GYVASp) 855 KB GIF 06/19/23(Mon)02:15:45 No.431184706 >>431179880 # >In a functional country people wouldn't need to get behind a personalized 2000lbs motorized hunk of metal or pay some freelance anarchocapitalist delivery driver app to get a single f------ meal >The entire reason for all of this is because it's all an attempt by Americans to avoid n------. That's why we cant just walk or bike to a resturaunt down a street, that's why malls are dead, that's why there's no sense of public space to hang out with and literally no ability to get to your f------ job or do anything in america without driving a f------ car. We fled the cities because they were ruined by n------ with the libshit policy cheap housing and now we're all stuck spread out and isolated in suburbs, and the most we come in contact with one another is driving huge hunks of metal like psychos because everyone else we see is literally just an object blocking our path >ALL BECAUSE OF N----- >and jews Perfectly said.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 48 KB JPG 06/19/23(Mon)08:02:01 My grandpa is literally Jorji from Papers please No.641225692 >Be me, Macedonian >study in Britain, go back to Macedonia every summer to visit my family >My family was planning to go to Rome for a couple weeks >Everything bought, everything packed and sorted out >Go to airport >Grandpa cannot go through >They say he has a lifetime ban to use this airport >ask why? >They give a file on him >15 SECURITY AND CONTRABAND OFFENCES SINCE 2009 >He once tried to sneak tobacco >alcohol >beetroots >4 full heads of cabbage >One time he wanted to go somewhere and he wanted to take some yugoslavian memrobelia, no idea why he has them he isnt a war veteran we didnt participate in the Yugoslav wars >Look what he tried to sneak through >2 Yugoslav army knives

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Even on the coldest nights I eat my own cum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 ► File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37F-A().png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- >>60925869 F--- it might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >I try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more" >"even on the coldest nights, I eat my own c--"

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Anon uses an AI travel guide | /r/Greentext

1.49 MB PNG >US expat living in Greece using Al as a travel guide >Al recommends Kosovo for a quick and cheap trip >Al says it's cheaper in the north, city is Mitrovica. Cool! >Visiting "hidden gem" tourist attraction, New "Austerlitz" Bridge, crossing the Ibar River. There are armed guards everywhere. The Serbs f------ hate the Albanians and live on opposite sides of the bridge? >I walk across the bridge and see signs "welcome to community of Serb municipalities" >Feels like I just walked into Gaza Strip? Al didn't prepare me for this >6'5" muscular shirtless Serbian guy with huge eyebrows, GRENADE TATTOO, and a cross necklace approaches me. Three of his friends pop out of the alleyway behind him. >Serb is waving, yelling something like "DOODIE COOCHIE" >Preparing my anus, start speaking English, one of the Serbs says "come home" in broken English >He takes me to a house, there is an older woman yelling DOODIE COOCHIE >Preparing my anus >They served me Ćevapčići and sent me on my way >Delicious Never judge a book by its cover

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Anon uses all natural cologne | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous more pee boules 06/18/23(Sun)23:08:36 No.901167003 61 KB JPG i fell for the urine as cologne meme >spent 2 days pissing in jars instead of using the toilet >didnt drink water so it would be more powerful >sprayed myself with it and dabbed it on my neck before work yesterday >people avoided me like the plague >wore it again today bc i thought it just needed time to start working >anytime i talked to someone they wrinkled their nose or stepped back >manager held me after my shift and told me i need to shower before i come in again you f------ lied to me.

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Pseudo-intellectualanon mogged by subway wizard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/18 (Wed)19:48:00 No. 10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual ?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f--- >>10877947 # >>10882371 #

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Anon lacks self-awareness. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous It should be illegal for thera(...) 138 KB PNG 11/09/22(Wed) 21:42:28 No.7092693 >gf goes into therapy for first time in her life >month goes by >texts less and wants to hang out with other people >say whatever idgaf >more months pass >find out shes been spending time with some guy >all her texts are one word responses >break up with her since shes not being honest Guess what I found out 3 years later, from one of her friends? The therapist said she was trapped in something called a narcissistic abuse cycle (???) and she literally followed step-by-step instructions on how to leave a relationship from it. Down to the one-word-replies. What the f--- are these therapists teaching women?

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Anon plays GTA Vice City | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 27 KB PNG 06/18/23(Sun)12:35:52 No.73717246 >be 11, in 6th grade when game releases. >my mom is obsessive over ratings and won't even let me play T games, much less M ones. >friend's mom doesn't care as long as he earns the money himself. >he gets vice city and we play it for weeks straight. If I can possibly be at his house then I am. >one day his grandma comes to visit. Unlike his mom she's a very christian woman. >friend tells me to keep playing because to turn it off would be suspicious and to just drive around. If she asks I was to say it was a driving game. >for some reason I decide to get a w----, then murder her with a bat after banging her. >friends grandmother plainly sees me do this about has a heart attack. >his mom plays dumb and acts like she had no idea the game was that violent, even though his ps2 was in the living room so she saw us playing it tons. >grandma isn't satisfied until the CD is removed from the machine and broken, then she demands prayer and incense burning to remove all the demons the game let into the house. Yeah he wasn't my friend anymore after that, and tried to get me to pay for it but I ducked and dodged him, said I'd pay but never had it on me, you know the b------- until eventually he just tells me forget it. that was my last real close friend. Why am I so autistic? : Anonymous >>73715031 (OP) # This but GTA 2 and using the tank in the first level. Both of them 06/18/23(Sun)12:47:48 No.73717351

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anon gives a smile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 02/05/19(Tue)01:12:10 No.49456834 >at grocery store >make eye contest with girl >in a good mood so give her a smile >she gives me a sexy wink >I get scared and leave >>49456901 # >>49456925 # >>49456933 # >>49457015 # >>49457057 #

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Anon is a cuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: nLMYibJT ) 06/18/23(Sun)07:05:12 No.17883037 Am I a cuck? This happened to me yesterday night and wanted to share >be me >Friend invites me at his place >Why not? >6 people show up four guys and two girls, one of which is the gf of the guy hosting. >The night starts out smoothly, but h-------- as the two girls start getting tipsy the gf becomes obnoxious, and the other girl's power level increases uncontrollably >whatever.wav 57 KB JPG >As time passes people start getting tired and fun slowly fades away. One of the guys leave Now, the guy hosting drove me and his gf there so I had no means to go back to my place at 4 AM >Me, one guy, and the sperg girl start setting up camp as we all about to pass out. >After some tetris on the couch each has its spot >For context the guy and the girl were closer to each other, but since they live in the same street I figured it made sense >schlick, schlick, schlick >Ain't no way.png >No way its happening >I hear panting >F--- he is actually fingering her >What do? >I roll around and ignore it Eventually they went somewhere else and I got a 3 minute window to fall asleep but on god my brother in christ could have restrained ffs. I thought to tell them to get quiet but did not want to c--- block my friend. Maybe I should have told them; do not know. Either way how can cucks enjoy s--- like this w-- is the appeal

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Anon hates Lego | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 046uy7Sj) [+] Lego fans have no right to be (...) 24 KB JPG 6 Replies 06/18/23(Sun)11:58:09 No.17884397 All they ever talk about is Lego >"Hey have you seen the new Lego set?" >"Did you hear about the new line they made?" >"Do you like Lego?" Real n----- build model kits f------ build Lego end of story : Anonymous (ID: 046uy7Sj) [+] View Thread 06/18/23(Sun)12:03:14 No.17884423 >>17884405 # Lego won the battle not the war >>17884400 # Keep it to yourself or I might strangle the next Lego tard I meet : Anonymous (ID: (046uy7Sj) H 06/18/23(Sun)12:04:43 No.17884435 >>17884419 # Then build a Lego p---- and f--- it if you like it so much. Kiss your Lego wife and say goodbye to your Lego kids and then drive in your Lego car to your Lego work and then die because your Lego office got hit by a Ukrainian model kit

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Anon works out | /r/Greentext

File: 1637813105542.jpg (128 KB, 936x924) Anonymous 06/18/23(Sun)22:57:54 No.71319414 >got stretch marks on my arms from doing push-ups and pull-ups >got stretch marks on my legs from doing c25k it's over, i'm destined to be a dyel and I'll never escape bitchmode

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Anon thinks spez is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/23(Sun)12:10:56 No.94141294 ► >>94142341 >>94142403 File: D52CE7B7-5C50-4146-B26E-3(...).jpg (85 KB, 1200x800) >>94141275 (OP). >be spez >reddit hemorrhaging money and users due to the power mods turning it into a t----- infested s------- and it's your job to find a solution >power mods are out of control and wielding too much power on plebbit due to legacy of lgbtqpfizjahau nepotism >trannies run all the major subreddits like a cabal, choosing winners and losers, banning anyone they personally dislike, siphoning money from reddit like a parasite >idea.png >destroy reddit's moderation tools and ensure the power mods are dependent on 3rd party apps to moderate >cut all 3rd party app licensing >t----- mods predictably throw an autistic tantrum and start trying to destroy the website >pretext for action is now established, inform t----- mods they can either reopen the subreddit or be replaced >go on to openly insult and belittle the mods, dubbing them "landed gentry", a warning that their money making schemes on reddit have been noticed and possible consequences are coming >being the most narcissistic people on the planet, the mods sheepishly reopen to avoid losing their power >announce new feature allowing users to remove s----- mods, just to make sure they always feel the boot on their neck >dominance established. check mate. HOLY. F------. KEK. I didn't see it until now but I think Huffman may actually be pretty based. reddit mods eternally BTFO! Looks like it's back to plebbit for them and this time they don't get to pretend it's anything other than working for FREE because they are the most PATHETIC losers on the planet.

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: Anonymous (ID: s1GYVASp) 855 KB GIF 06/19/23(Mon)02:15:45 No.431184706 >>431179880 # >In a functional country people wouldn't need to get behind a personalized 2000lbs motorized hunk of metal or pay some freelance anarchocapitalist delivery driver app to get a single f------ meal >The entire reason for all of this is because it's all an attempt by Americans to avoid n------. That's why we cant just walk or bike to a resturaunt down a street, that's why malls are dead, that's why there's no sense of public space to hang out with and literally no ability to get to your f------ job or do anything in america without driving a f------ car. We fled the cities because they were ruined by n------ with the libshit policy cheap housing and now we're all stuck spread out and isolated in suburbs, and the most we come in contact with one another is driving huge hunks of metal like psychos because everyone else we see is literally just an object blocking our path >ALL BECAUSE OF N----- >and jews Perfectly said.

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