Super Mario Bros. Wonder - Yay, playable Daisy!

Soon, there will be a showcase for the gameplay.
The play-tester will choose Daisy for representation's sake.
They showcase most of the things seen in the reveal trailer one by one.
Then they get to the Elephant Shroom.
She picks it up, becomes Elephant Daisy.
It's not even that hot, it's not like they're going to give her huge boobs or anything.
Just a round elephant in a yellow dress.
She stomps on the nearest goomba to show off the Shroom's functionality.
5,000,000 "God I wish that were me" comments fire through the internet-tubes with all the might of Zeus, and no doubt just as horny as said god.
Daisy contacts Nintendo, politely asks never to be put in a mainline game again.
She spends the rest of the day drinking and the rest of the night crying.

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