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![O ☐ Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)12:47:17 No.71349708 [Reply] My neighbor's daughter caught me training naked in my garden >Be me >Every summer I set up my home gym in the garden >I usually work out shirtless and in shorts. >I saw on fit some time ago that sunbathing your balls increase insanly your test >After my OHP, on a whim, I decide to take off my shorts and lie down on the grass. >I look around a bit and notice that there's a window in my neighbor's house that looks directly onto my garden. >I look around autistically and see that her daughter (a 13-year-old loli) is looking at me. >I act as if nothing had happened and pretend to go drinking >I come back with my short and continu my workout Frens i'm really afraid she'll tell her mother and call the cops O Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)17:30:45 No.71352636 ► >>71352171 you forgot the -she started to have lewd thoughts by seeing anons willy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/610/194/bfb.png "Anon is a nudist | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1347909162181 ipg-(28 KB, 500x435, sad _dad[1].jpg) 器 Fart greentexts-General Anonymous 09/17/12(Mon) 15:12:42 No.3798017 Replies: 223798046 have to sleep at parents' house have bedroom right next to parents' bedroom only separated by a thin, wooden wall midnight >can't sleep stand up and go to the wall between our bedrooms press asscheeks against the wall the fart begins as a low murmur kicks into overdrive and blasts my entire ass-crescendo all over the wall and into the other room swiftly leap into bed just as dad opens my door and peeks in >thinks i'm still asleep eaves jump up and violate the wall again the ass-blast is so powerful, the ring of my a------ practically drums against the wal >hear dad come and pretend to be asleep again run up to the wall when he's gone asscheeks spread all over the damp spot on the wall and preparing to unleash another nuclear holocaust >JC IT'S A BOMEB suddenly, see dad leap into my room right in the middle of my brain-shattering assplosion >his face when](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/241/396/051.jpg "The Perks of Being a Wall Farter")
![File: toof.jpg (196 KB, 1836x1080) etc) ☐ Anonymous 03/24/25(Mon)16:13:00 No.80741263 [Reply] >be me >community college coomer >in love with some cutie that doesn't notice me since high school >she wants to be a dentist but we are in the same math class >be one day >>80741612 >>80741883 >>80741917 >she had her wisdom tooth removed and brought it to class to show her friend >idea.jpg >wait until the tooth is left unattended to steal it for my collection (a bitten pencil that fell off her desk in 10th grade, a small lock of hair i managed to cut when she sat in front of me once, etc >if i cant have her then i can at least have small pieces of her >walk by her desk when she's not noticing and snatch it (pic related) >be the end of class and she's asking where it is, they are looking around in case it fell >she has no idea Imao >go home and suck it while masturbating to pretend we are tongue kissing >store it in my collection box >be basically done with it, it doesn't even have the small chunks of meat in it anymore >anotheridea.jpg >decide to look like a hero by pretending i found it and make first contact with her, maybe something beautiful blossoms from there The problem is that it's missing it's original meat chunks and it's been a couple of days so I have no idea how to pull this off. I was thinking on pretending I found it on the trash can or some corner of the classroom? Help me anons, you're my only hope](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/003/033/230/5cf.png "Anon has a tooth collection | /r/Greentext")
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