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: Anonymous ugly women are oppressed by mo(...) 5 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun)06:31:25 No.73872672 >voice chat with robot >he assumes I'm attractive based on the sound of my voice >assure him I'm not and that he'll be highly disappointed once he sees my face >he doesn't believe me and thinks I'm being insecure >finally muster up the courage to send him a photo >he reads my message and never responded back

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Board /tv/ - Television & Film Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)20:07:26 No.209303725 Presented by: ALEXANDER WHITFIELD RE/MAX Brokered by: RE/MAX PREFERRED-OFALLON PREFERRED 1/43 日田 Contingent $67,500 Est. $502/mo 6 bed 2 bath 6.447 sqft lot 649-651 N 39th, East Saint Louis, IL 62205 593 KB PNG >>209303672 (OP). >Quality housing in America is unaffo-ACK! Anonymous >>209303725 >east st louis Schedule a tour Choose your preferred day 29 དྷབྷཱ Sun Mon Tue 31> Aug Aug Aug O Video Select In-person More about this property Email agent To connect right away, call (618) 227-9243 By calling or otherwise proceeding, you consent to receive calls and texts at the number you provide, including marketing by autodialer and prerecorded and artificial voice, and email, from realtor.com and others about your inquiry and other home- related matters, but not as a condition of any purchase. More... 03/11/25(Tue)20:08:54 No.209303757

5 KB GIF I'll start. >live in mediterranean s------- that's muslim on paper but most people are fairly secular/don't give a f--- about religion >muslim dude frequents my gym, has a ridiculously long beard >think Alan Thrall but with jet black hair >Bloatlord physique >Start every set by saying "BISMILLAH" (In the name of allah) >today, he walks in and goes straight to the flat bench, no warm-up >starts doing sets of 12 BP with 1.5 pl8 >Lost track of how many sets he did but he starts reaching failure >bar stops moving halfway through the ROM >every vein in his face starts to pop >can hear him saying "YA ALLAH" through his teeth >bar goes up >my f------ face

Anonymous just had a nightmare straight (...) 12/28/22(Wed)10:47:54 No.33707120 CBR 94 KB JPG hoard >be me >recently getting into modded Minecraft > it's like 4 am >fell asleep on my laptop >start dreaming >I'm on my laptop again >helping my village fight off a zombie > I just killed a skeleton when I turned around to shoot at another >it's not a skeleton >see this massive white thing just walking near some oak trees (*its about 5 blocks tall) >looks like a mix of mr.corneille from gumball and a pain demon from yandere sim >it rushes at me picks me up and bites my head (still in game) >the screen is black with glitching at the bottom and top with teeth marks playing some scream noise on repeat like when a game freezes >my light up keyboard irl turns off except for the words 'the end is near' >I wake up >wtaf

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: Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)09:50:32 No.72925415 >grandma has dementia >like it's really bad, she can't even remember family members >want to improve the situation >idea.exe >record the entire family members' name in a tape like "uncle Jon, aunt Martha..." >set up a small speaker near her bed and play it in loop when she's sleeping every night so she won't forget people >today she goes insane saying everyone is in her head and the only way to get rid of them is killing the entire family did I just mind break my grandma? 2.21 MB PNG

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Anonymous 09/15/21 (Wed)10:22:58 No.65392282 336 KB PNG >Be me >Turned 23 yesterday >Happy birthday to me >Open phone >Zero notifications >Get a call from mom and dad wishing me and asking about my plans >Tell them I am going out with friends >No one else know my birthday because never bonded much with anyone in college >Have a crush on this girl who still talks to me for some reason, probably out of pity >Wished her every time on her birthday for the past 3 years because oneitis >She then asks about my birthday every time >Tell her every time >Still she never wished me >Get in my car, drive to woods >Spend my whole day alone >At around 6pm receive a call from a guy who handles my brokerage account (yes, I have invested about $2k in some stocks) >He wishes me happy birthday >I say thank you >After few hours of drinking, get back in my car and cry myself to sleep in my small apartment >This how I've been celebrating my birthday for the past few years >Wake up next day and post all this on 4chan This is my life bros. This is it.

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: Anonymous >used to be a friendless KHHV >kinda disliked women, blamed and resented men for being simps and blowing their standards out of proportion >fall in love with a girl who gets close to me for seemingly no reason, hugs me, holds hands with me >she rejects me after 3 months of that >somehow make friends and start going to raves >get approached by ~6 drunk women/women on mdma and make out with them >they all leave me right after and I never get any numbers 49 KB PNG 07/01/23(Sat)07:32:07 No.73864342 >all that through the course of 5 months >meet a friends crush who he's been simping for for months >she likes me, goes out with me and kisses me >friend group immediately evicts me for 'stealing' her >she ghosts me too >completely alone >go on a few dates from girls from dating apps, they just use me for fun (I paid for everything), stop using dating apps >keep going to raves on my own >meet a girl who offers me mdma >split and take it together, then I go home with her, lose my virginity >spend the next two weekends with her, feels like we're bf and gf >she suddenly ghosts me and the next time I go to a rave I see her hanging out with some skinhead >have just been sitting around at home all alone and depressed since then >no longer a KHHV but now I genuinely HATE women sometimes it's better to stay a KHHV guys, stop worrying so much the depression CAN get worse Anonymous >go to s--- places >find s--- women Pottery >>73867016 # 07/01/23(Sat)07:35:14 No.73864357

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: Anonymous 00000 0000g Veteres 2 KB PNG : Anonymous >>54025690 # : Anonymous Hoenn >anon >is retarded >old gen >mysterious world full of secrets and cool lore >new gen >literally irl world like france and spain I hate it. 06/30/23(Fri)14:40:47 No.54025276 >>54025276 (OP) # Johto 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:19 No.54025312 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:30 No.54025313 Pokemon-to-real-world.png 159 KB PNG Kanto 1 Sinnoh 2 Sevii Islands

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: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 15:22:30 No.73868510 >meet a girl in some videogame >we have a nice conversation, she asks for my discord >we talk for a little while and she asks for my phone number 1.81 MB WEBM >she's a super good looking and thin white girl, f--- I have no chance >one day I send her my picture, thinking she's gonna stop talking to me afterwards like it had happened before with other women >she compliments my looks and continues talking as usual >she puts effort into our conversation, she apologizes for taking too long to answer, she initiates conversations, I wake up to her good morning texts >we have an endless list of things in common and we're very compatible so I ask her out >we meet and start dating, I feel the happiest I've been in my entire life I wish I knew how easy dating was when the woman actually likes you. If I knew that back then I wouldn't have wasted so much effort on women who didn't like me back. I hope I marry this woman because I can never go back to those half hearted women. 3 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 19:43:15 No.73867103 794 KB GIF >scan every thread on the board >sort by creation date >click refresh >click refresh >click refresh >close window >open again >repeat until midnight Why do I waste my life doing this? Why can't I stop?

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22 KB PNG mfw It never ends >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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: Anonymous ugly women are oppressed by mo(...) 5 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun)06:31:25 No.73872672 >voice chat with robot >he assumes I'm attractive based on the sound of my voice >assure him I'm not and that he'll be highly disappointed once he sees my face >he doesn't believe me and thinks I'm being insecure >finally muster up the courage to send him a photo >he reads my message and never responded back

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