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: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 19:43:15 No.73867103 794 KB GIF >scan every thread on the board >sort by creation date >click refresh >click refresh >click refresh >close window >open again >repeat until midnight Why do I waste my life doing this? Why can't I stop?

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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: Anonymous 50 31 KB JPG 09/30/22(Fri)09:26:28 No.70405895 i'm so ugly it's utterly insane >slipped forehead with neantherdal browbridge >gigantic nose >big jawline >skin looks like i have been in vietnam war i look like 90s movie villain

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22 KB PNG mfw It never ends >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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Anonymous 36 KB JPG 06/28/23 (Wed)06:15:37 No.73828722 >she cheated on me with the same guy my last gf cheated on me with how does one cope with this?

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Anonymous where get autism gf 118 KB JPG 07/01/23(Sat)11:00:08 No.29259746 inb4 >u just want malebrained gf >u just want introverted gf >u just cant handle wooing normal women >u want someone you can easily manipulate >u r fetishizing >they never come out of hiding so good luck loser!!!! 6 Replies / 1 Image no. i don't play video games or watch anime all day. i'm legitimately very handsome have good social skills and financially successful yet all my relationship with normal women sucked ass because of lack of real connection. all my friends are neurodivergent so i know what it's like. i have (real diagnosed) adhd. please don't tell me an anime convention is the only way View Thread Anonymous >>29259746 (OP) # It's easy, but you have to accept that she'll have a d---. 07/01/23(Sat)11:52:57 No.29260002

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: Anonymous >Age 25 >Height 6'5 >Weight 700lbs 06/18/23(Sun)11:27:31 No.73716142 >Virgin Family doesn't count so yes I got this fat because I have an insatiable fetish for turning food into s--- My weight gets in the way of alot of things in my life, every time I slip my finger in my black friends ass crack he slaps me, and his girlfriend won't let me eat her poop. My daily schedule looks. Like this >Wake up in s--- crusted bed, my fat rolls hold most of the s--- in but sometimes a leak springs. >Shout for my sister or our son to come and help out of bed >Pull out a bottle of conditioner that I printed a picture of my friends girlfriend on. >F--- the s--- out of it (sometimes literal s---) >Cooooom >Force my sister wife to drink it >She punches me and I get out of bed

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Anonymous HeLp AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 44 KB JPG >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the do I do HELP ANONS Anonymous Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699

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Anon faps to hentai of his mother - the full version. | /r/Greentext

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Anon is “smart but lazy” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 07/01/23(Sat)09:02:01 No.73864830 >"smart but lazy" kid >grew up to learn I'm just f------ stupid >become extremely insecure about my intelligence >if someone says something I don't know about I do everything possible to seem like I do >if someone asks for an explanation on something I'll immediately do it, if I don't know I'll just make some s--- up >if someone else makes a better explanation I get quietly bitter >completely unaware of how much trouble this can get me in Anyone else? I'm f------ tired. How do I get rid of this

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a friendship ruined | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 11:24:37 No.167381515 Report These bother you? >be 13 >move to different state >cant really find my place >befriend classmate >she is pretty nerdy, doesnt have a lot of friends >get along really well >others like to say we are a couple but just shrug it off >fast forward 6 years >present day >still friends >this week, she says she wants to go to the beach >last time I was at the beach was like 5 years ago, I kinda avoid it because im pretty skinny and insecure about my physique >go to beach with her >see her in swimsuit for the first time >she actually has a rocking body >now I can only think about f------ her why did she have to ruin our friendship like this

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Anonymous (ID: kuwod9X1 Never talk about politics on a(...) 87 KB PNG C 06/29/23(Thu)08:38:51 No.432546445 > Be me. > Spend two years longing for this girl that works at my local comic book store. > Humping my pillow madly every night. > Decided to do something about it. > Enrolled on Andrew Tate's course. > Spent literally thousands getting myself a little confidence. > Finally have the courage to ask girl out. > She agrees to come for dinner with me. We go to Denny's. > We both ate pancakes and bacon and spoke at length about manga. > At one point we started holding hands under the table and I'm suddenly feeling really hot. > Start to think that this would be the day I kiss my first girl. > Ask for the tab. > I pay the full bill. > Girl then says something like why are you not tipping? > I make a casual comment that tipping is Jewish. > She's stunned and ask what I'm talking about. > I tell her again that tipping is Jewish and if she wanted to she could come back to my place and watch some YouTube videos on their history in Africa and Europe. > She sighs and walks out the restaurant. > I follow her outside and shout that she's an ungrateful fat bitch who has only used me for a free meal. > She drives away.

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Anon climbs a mountain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/09/21(Fri)01:52:50 No.62492809 >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho >get back to my car as it's getting dark >chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day 7/10 it was ok >wake up >feelin kinda depressed >google highest point in my county >mt. whatever >drive 45mins to some trailhead >hike 3 hours to summit >m,mmm sippy sipp >drive home feeling somewhat less depressed 3 Replies View Thread

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108 KB JPG >be me >19yo Russian dude >fed pro-Russia s--- since I was born, know no other way of thinking >enlist >go to Ukraine or some s--- >get hit by grenade >ohshitohfuck.png >dying cold and alone 1000 miles away from mommy and fresh tendies >look up >drone >it takes a photo of my last breaths >edgy 9 year old TikTok monkey posts the photo with s----- background music fit for a 2009 pornhub video laughing at my demise

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