So my daughter tells me you're an anarchist? Anarcho- capitalist, actually (1) You have exactly TEN seconds to get the F--- out of my house

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

LIBERTE EGALITE FRATERNITE FRATERNITE EGALITE LIBERTE

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Pacific Ocean Acts Nice, Is Nice Acts Mean, Is Mean MEXICO CANADA Acts Mean, Is Nice Acts Nice, Is Mean Guil of Mexico b.c Estare Tags Atlantis Ocean United States of Americ ¹9

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Economic- Left Authoritarian SEX with STAN 3 Economic- Right Libertarian Mister Love SEX OFFENDER ARRESTED CHARGED WITH FAILING TO REPORT WLWT.COM

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Left au Wow, that person has afro puffs on their anmal crossing character. That's clearly apart of black culture. They should stick to their own culture. Better yet, they should stick to their own people.

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Left The Political Compass Except It's World War Three Triggered by a Chinese Invasion of Taiwan (2023 Colorized) CCP *Invades Taiwan. Makes initial progress. *Loses air and sea superiority within weeks. *Can't supply the invasion forces. Loses. Cuba & Venezuela Brazil *Without Chinese or Russian aide these countries fall to western color revolutions *Humanitarian crisis. USA & Japan steal all their baseball players. 光復香港 Canada Vietnam *Eventually pressured into war *Harasses Chinese coastline by NATO obligations. *Makes lots of money on oil and raw material and ties down Chinese army on their border with threats. *Occupies Yunnan post war. exports. *Wins EEZ claim. * *Accepts refugees and has small occupation zone post war to #554 做好致学的打算 Burma New Zealand *Uses the opportunity to *Maintains status as less cool default on debts owed to China Australia. Takes refugees, some bases, no *Offers bases in exchange aide for their population. Germany *Condemns China, but says it can't do much and it's focus should be on Ukraine. LLW Hong Kong *Goes open revolt during the invasion, ties down CCP forces. *Pushes to be recongized as independant Cantonese *Sanctions, humanitarian supplies, etc. North Korea *Cheers China and saber rattles but actually does nothing. *When they see China start to lose they actually secretly start talking to the South about reunification. Nation with expanded borders. m *Slow to come around but eventually supports the west when it's clear China is losing. *Acts like it never liked China or Communism the whole Itime. PRI fighting. *That's about it sadly. Singapore *Action against local ethnic Chinese. *Government flips to less pro- Chinese policy stances. *Might be occupied by western powers Sweden *Major diplomatic leader in trying to find a peaceful end to the conflict. *Mostly focused on the situation with Russia, might sell some old equipment. Authoritarian Iran *Annoyed about the oil blockade but rolls with it and uses the fact that USA is distracted to start more Sunni vs Shia conflicts in Saudia Arabia & Iraq Russia *Tries to supply China with oil, but there's not enough infastructure in the Russian Far East to meet the demand. *Lack of Chinese assistance makes Ukraine situation even worse. India Mongolia *Waits to pounce after China *Special forces playground as is weak, trying to seize disputed border areas. multiple countries use it as a base for unoffical actions vs China & Russia. *Distrupt oil & supplies to and from Russia. *Greater Mongolia zone *Laps up cheap middle east oil that used to go to China *Tibetan occupation zone post war Philippines *Gorges on indirect funding for bases, ports, infastructure, etc. *Mostly lets other countries use their bases. *Gets petty revenge in small ocean skirmishes. Wins EEZ. Indonesia *Mostly annoyed there's a global conflict in it's backyard & there's not much for them to do. *Assists in .naval battle. *Wins EEZ claims Australia *Instrumental in assisting the naval blockade with bases & ships *Major relocation site for refugees fleeing Taiwan. *Gets it's own port to manage in China to be it's raw material import hub to rebuild Free Chinese states Most of Africa *Defaults on all it's debts to China. *Refuses to talk about it. Saudi Arabia *Runs back to western sphere of influence as soon as fighting gets real with Iran. *Mostly tries to survive and get richer on expensive oil during the war South Korea *Has to spend the whole war with most of it's attention on North Korea. *Forwards intel & provides bases. *Focused on resulting reunification with NK. Kazakhstan *Tries hard to convince the world it's neither Russia nor China. *Probably gets occupied by both Russia and China Taiwan *Sees a lot of losses in aircraft and ships early on. *Cities take missile strikes *Ignores that it ever happened. Libertarian but the <-> people refuse to give in. *Battered but victorious Afghanistan *Takes the opportunity to "liberate" Uyghurs in Western China with billions of dollars worth of American military equipment. UK *Fires up it's jump carriers for one more hurrah pretending they're a world naval power. *Patrols sea routes and helps enforce blockade on China. *No occupation zone because of the opium thing. Japan *Has problem with oil supplies early on, but contributes air & naval forces. *Denied occupation zone because of old war crimes. *Send aide to Taiwan. Pakistan *Loses China as major ally vs India. Struggles to maintain order due to prior issues within the country. *Keeps every thing it has pointed at India. Egypt *Mostly struggles with high grain prices and tries to avoid becoming a Turkish possession again. *Suez canal might get occupied by NATO BRECARTE Unified Korea *Emerges as post-war economic powerhouse. *Adverts demographic decline by integrating NK. Largest economy in Asia. USA *Gleefuly gets involved. Blames all economic problems henceforth on China. *Fires up magic money machine to fund the MIC. *Cuts off oil from the middle east. Wins sea war France *Aggressively pushes their involvement in the occupation despite minimal assistance during the war. *Allowed to garrison some 3rd tier port city to shut them up. Turkey *Spends whole war playing both sides against each other. *Focuses on expanding it's own sphere of influence in Syria and Caucuses. Ukraine *Pushes WW3 label for the conflict in order to increase support for it's own war vs Russia. *Symbolic support for Taiwan against the "Axis of Evil". Kurdistan *Since they have to fight the Turks and Iranians anyway, they push for independence *Might get it depending on how things go. Free Siberian States *Small ethnic states in former Russia and China selling off access to natural resources to the western corporations. *Siezes Vladivostok and parts of Manuchuria. Right

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LEFT AUTHORITARIAN The Commie Cop "Dios mio!" (draw a cross.) "A LIBERAL!" "Complaining about other communists is one of the most important parts of being a communist." Evrart Claire "You're not an ultraliberal, Harry. Get the f--- out of here. Don't be a retard." "I've got Type 2 diabetes because sugar and fat was all my mother had to give me and my brother Edgar when we were kids." Elizabeth Beaufort Eugene "Listen, you Moralintern lackeys. You're a mob, enforcing the unlawful privatization of Revachol. Twenty fat men in the Occident are stealing it all -- and you're their body guards." We're not bees, we're men. We're socialists! Call Me Mañana "Imagine - you cops going on a strike, but then another cop comes in and says: 'Let us cop! For less money."" The Hobocop "I want to have f--- with you" "All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die - or overcome it." The Deserter "Men without ideals are only animals." "Not since serfs of ancient Perikarnassis has history produced a more inert social class than the Martinaise proleteriat. The rest of Revachol at least pretends to rebuild, these people still live in ruins... in tents, like animals." The Student Communists "I guess you could say we believe it because it's impossible. It's our way of saying we refuse to accept that the world has to remain... like this..." Precinct 41 "We've come to scrape what's left of you off the pavement." Gaston Martin "Please... let's just try to enjoy the game, alright?" "F--- off, the sandwich is mine." The Smoker on the Balcony "I don't have clients, only friends." "Some say we engineered disco to spread our vision of a vertiginous, ever-changing society, where all there is is a razzle-dazzle of gold!" Cindy the Skull UN JOUR SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI "I'm Cindy the f------ SKULL -- what else do you want to know?" "I like animals too much. Simians... and pigs." Kras Mazov Titus Hardie "0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child- murdering billionaires still rule the world with a s----eating grin." "If we didn't take care of the people who end up here, this place would just be a couple of ruins and some cargo containers." Trant Heidelstam "F--- does Cuno care?" "Though I understand the socio-economic causes of the Revolution, it pains me to imagine the revolutionaries setting fire to this precious device. But so they did. Bold The Feld Playback Experiment vanished into the fires of '07." Klaasje Amandou "I love Revachol, though. I hope she loves me too." "Industrial espionage. I joined a business collective with the intention of betraying them. I did my job well enough to be asked to do it again." Ruby, the Instigator "If this is what Cuno happens to people whom people like... how the f--- do the rest of you get by?" "Cuno doesn't know f--- about the murder." "The f--- you askin' Cuno for? How would Cuno know? Cuno's f------ twelve!" Dolores Dei "The first death is in the heart, Harry. See you tomorrow." The Sunday Friend "The Coalition is only looking out for *ze price stabilitié*. Inflation is a killer, like a heart disease blocking the normal circulation of the economy it must be controlled..." "I got love for my Perikarnass ian posse, love is the relay out of death! WE DANCE!!!" Kim Kitsuragi Plaisance "That was someone else. betrayed her, overwrote her, and am happier for it." Egghead "HARDCORE!" "None of z'is is weird." "Every school of thought and government has failed in this city, but I love it nonetheless. It belongs to me as much as it belongs to you." "This place is not cursed, it has a robustly *magnetic* energy. Good for commercial activity. My business is *thriving*, sir!" "We need a win, Andre. I promise this will be a win! We won't cook speed in there, we'll do it clean, we'll do it true! We'll do it sober and real and beautiful. This will be a victory for the light!" "YEAGH!" The Cryptozoologists "Which is to say, the kind green ape is a species with which we share a common ancestor and that evolved parallel to our own -- just like your partner's!" Gary, the Cryptofascist "Always a pleasure to see an officer of the law! I mean... officers." "THEY'RE JUST ON A DIFFERENT RUNG OF THE LADDER MORELL! I HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THEM! THEY'RE A NASCENT CULTURE!" Measurehead "YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY" "RACISTS ARE GENERALLY NOT VERY GOOD EXAMPLES OF THEIR RACE... I AM NOT LIKE THEM.' Raul Kortenaer "I am a Krenel major with over 15 years of live- combat experience. When my colonel gets hanged by clay- monkeys I lead the platoon on a retaliation strike." Lawrence Garte "Of Martinaise -- no. I live in Jamrock. I only *sometimes* come here to keep an eye on the place. This is just one of many, many cafeterias I manage." The Novelty Dicemaker "Still, there's something inherently violent even about dice rolls. It's like every time you cast a die, something disappears. alternative ending, or an entirely different world..." Idiot Doom Spiral "You know, Tequila. Nose candy. The white railroad. Party powder!" "I didn't agree with you, by the way. The spectral hand of the market makes sure everyone gets exactly what they deserve." The Fascist Cop René Arnoux "Because that's what happens when communards hijack your country, execute your supreme leadership, and turn your capital into a slaughterhouse. You use heavy ordnance to clean up your home." "Look, ace detective, I "Wö-Men. Men of Wö. You don't like them. They're insane. Their idiocy needs to be scrubbed off the world with rubbing alcohol. Wömen need to go back to the f------ kitchen!" Racist Lorry Driver come from a long line of lorrymen. We got ancient rights and privileges... "In Guillaume's time you'd have been shot without a trial." "Welcome to Revachol." LIBERTARIAN "Drugs? They are s---, man. I don't let anything pollute my body." takes a long drag on his c-------- The Hanged Man "The eyes... the eyes used to be blue. Joyce Messier "It's quite easy: every hundred years or so our species gets together to decide what's next: who gets shot in the head and who gets the mineral rights - it's a real kerfuffle." The Ultra Cop "Because of the TAXES. G-man's got his jam- covered sticky- fingers in your pocket, stealing from you every time you buy, sell, walk, talk, fart, so much as sneeze!" RIGHT

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