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Deviant- 4·0³7²90 If every woman have the same breast size it breaks immersion doesnt it? lyth your forry that an being stuff very ne e same status there a 1000 affettuonly 5 har types or only at vores for at the 1000 rpc t would stay treak mersion awet wouldnt would love to see npc woman with the beast sies becuz it would make it more immenim becurit would be y cant be the only one thinking this way? Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:54:05 No.646361912 >>646362145 >>646362159 >>646362231 >>646362586 >>646362 >>646364427 >>646365073 >>646366119 >>646366215 >>646366454 >>646366518 >>646367172 >>646367590 >>6463 >5 different d---- >1 pair of t--- >detailed genital customization >no boobs (size, saggyness, n------, etc) customization >all men look sexy and attractive >all women look masculine, unsexy, unattractive, and look like ugly men not sure why /v/ and normalfags are buying and praising this ugly p------------ game... ☐ Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:55:17 No.646362021 >>646362310 >>646363780 >>646365917 Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:43:03 No.646365917 >>646366298 >>646362021 Actually only two different d----, the rest are pubic hair arrangements. But you'd know this if you played the game instead of complaining about it online. Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:47:59 No.646366298 >>646365917 This man is actually closely inspecting the penises instead of seeing that there was 5 options

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous >AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! >ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY! >AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO! >DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! >HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA! >ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND S---! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER! >MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON! >WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH? >OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA! 712 KB PNG 08/05/23(Sat)11:02:07 No.71841587 >MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA! >MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE! >MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY C-- IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA! >THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A C-- S--- MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN! >THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING! >WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! >FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! >IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S S---? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN! : Anonymous >>71841587 (OP) # Thank you 08/05/23(Sat)11:05:06 No.71841596

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: Anonymous >>24630757 (OP) # >>24630762 # >>24630766 # 02/26/23(Sun)22:49:39 No.24631722 in the capital markets, traders and portfolio managers use leading indicators to get clues as to what the economy will look like in the future. in similar fashion, i've developed leading indicators as to whether a girl will get fat within the next 5 years: 1. how fat her mom is 2. flabby biceps and triceps 3. cankles 4. early formation of cellulite on the hamstrings 5. big boned 6. she is already "thicc" now 7. the possession of a refridgerator-shaped body. fridge mode 8. takes photos of her food and posts it on instagram frequently 9. if she has fat friends 10. likes to drink alcohol often 11. she never played a sport growing up. playing softball doesn't count >>24633719 # >>24635944 # >>24636139 # >>24636655 #

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Anon likes snails | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2015-08-25-01-(...).png (706 KB, 1060x911) Zu Anonymous 08/24/15(Mon)22:16:34 No.636938073 [Reply] ► I have a story /b/. My story is also a confession. >Be 15 in high school >Be obsedded with snails >I had a Gary the snail t-shirt, in runescape I only wore snail helmets and I'd often draw snails on my notebooks >One weekend I was doing yard work and I found a ton of snails in my garden so I started to collect them >I put them in this plastic container with sticks and leaves, I had maybe 20 of them >I'd bring them to school and keep them in my locker. >People started calling me Lord of the Snails (we were reading Lord of the flies in class) >there I was, Lord of the Snails wearing my Gary t-shirt. It was a glorious time. >Over hear people talking about sex, and me being Lord of Snails I had no time for such things >But I longed for it. I wanted to lose my virginity and experience falatio. >One day I had an idea. My snails. >I took a handful of snails from my locker and went to the bathroom >I sat down in a stall and started wanking. >Once I was sufficiently hard I placed snails all over the head and shaft of my D--- >As the Snails moved around it simulated a b------. >Like 10 tongues the feet of the Snails caressed my D---. The D--- of the Snail Lord s blow od colle >I blew my load, collected my snails and went back to class. ned daile I'd >This happened daily; I'd go to the bathroom and have my snail time. >One day during my snail time someone else came into the bathroom >I panicked and pulled the Snails off my D--- and out some in the toilet but also dropped some >The person saw the Snails and said Is that you Lord of the Snails what the F--- are you doing? >thinking it would be cool that I got a snail job I told him 29 >"it's like a b------ >The bursts out laughing and told everyone in class about my snail time >I ran home before anyone could talk to me >I went back to school and found my locker empty, my snails were gone. >The principal found out about my snail time and took them >The Lord of the Snails was now snailless. >mfw I had my first b------ from snails.

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Anon doesn't want a woman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MICHAEL DOUGLAS R 07/27/23(Thu)09:51:59 No.74172001 RESTRICTED CH UNDER 17 BERIBES ACCOMPENTING FAREET CLADIET CO You've been summoned by your new boss to a confidential late night meeting. A drink is on the table and your future is on the line. But before you can catch your breath, on unwonted sexual advance has put you in the most compromising of positions. Now, it's going to be your word... Against hers. DISCLOSURE WARNER BRUE WING MICHAL DOUGLAS DEAM MORE BALITATGE PARTI CONSTANTIN BARY LEANSIN TELUSURE DONALD SUTHERLANDSTILE COLL DENIS MILER REFERENSSIM ESTE HOT ANTHONY ERICSSON OGEDE COMPETER BLAND AND MICHEL CACATION DEMI MOORE WARNER BROS A TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY Al Fal >developing a crush on my female boss Not good bros PATO NELL MV5BNGQxNTFkNjUtM2EwNi00ZThILTkzMDItODhkMDIyYzM1Y2MzXkE 158 KB JPG

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Anonymous 378 KB JPG 08/05/23(Sat)13:05:56 No.903839664 >fruit: tasty, beautiful, juicy, gift of nature >meat: body parts of huge animals keeping them functioning like a miracle >liquids: sustaining all life, comes in a million tastes and unique colors >humans consume all >within hours piss and s--- them out Do you ever think about the hellish toxins that our body contains? It's f----- up and makes you realize how f------ disgusting your body really is.

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: Anonymous 85 KB JPG 06/29/23(Thu)06:03:56 No.40072966 >your out the grasslands relaxing with your ponyfu minding your own business >this massive STUD appears out of nowhere and neighs at the direction of your precious pony how would you react?

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Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)21:06:01 No.459443806 >>459444131 >>459444212 >>459444351 >>459444487 >>459444502 >>459444553 >>459444685 >>459444879 >>459444890 >>459444905 >>459445053 >>459445313 >>459445493 >>459445682 >>459446376 >>459446550 >>459447064 >>459447101 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447668 >>459448114 >>459448591 >>459448714 >>459448932 >>459449665 >>459450849 >>459450859 >>459450913 >>459451342 >>459451576 >>459452219 >>459452396 >>459452551 >>459452560 >>459452939 >>459453191 >>459454283 >>459441153 >used to walk home from the bus stop every day with a cute tomboy in highschool and we got relatively close >she signed my yearbook at the end of senior year, but I never bothered to look at it >never saw her again after high school >looked back over my yearbook for s---- and giggles after about 10 years, turns out she left her phone number and a message saying that she wanted to hang out with me in the summer and to keep in contact I f----- up Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)21:31:53 No.459446550 >>459446673 >>459446692 >>459446737 >>459446761 >>459446776 >>459446813 >>459446862 >>459446971 >>459447026 >>459447062 >>459447064 >>459447165 >>459447260 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447453 >>459447507 >>459447545 >>459447553 >>459447571 >>459447668 >>459447674 >>459447806 >>459447945 >>459447965 >>459448105 >>459448114 >>459448194 >>459448212 >>459448463 >>459448501 >>459448573 >>459448591 >>459448691 >>459448714 >>459448840 >>459449054 >>459449110 >>459449646 >>459449705 >>459449793 >>459449815 >>459449828 >>459450020 >>459450110 >>459450278 >>459450587 >>459450737 >>459450753 >>459450849 >>459450947 >>459451283 >>459451342 >>459451569 >>459451718 >>459452025 >>459452194 >>459452219 >>459452551 >>459452560 >>459453113 >>459453191 >>459454283 >>459454368 >>459456974 File: Untitled.jpg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024) tut I'm so glad glad we parked parked next to each other! Every morning on my way to school I look forward, to walking in with you! I'm also really happy we had economics we will have to hang out sometime this summer text mes

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: Hardhavel Retard Speaks 07/22/23(Sat) 15:23:19 No.903051817 >be me >20m, 6ft, white, Obese >Extremely Autistic >Live with parents during summer, live in college dorms during school. >Parents live in middle of nowhere >s----- wifi 177 KB PNG >Haven't talked to any of friends in months >Buy a mobile Hotspot plan on my phone so i can use computer >Hop on discord after 2-3 months of inactivity. >friend is online so I start a call >I say hi >just hi >first thing I hear from my closest friend in months >"BEHOLD, THE RETARD SPEAKS" >Remember why I never tried contact during summer before 3 Replies >Immediately cancel hotspot plan >Back to my 144p wifi >fml View Thread

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Anon draws. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. 1 hour ago 47758382 >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >If I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

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Fat people story >On an airplane to Asia >Sitting in my seat when I see this 400 pound sack of s--- trying to sit between two Japanese cuties >Squeezes into his seat and immediately asks for a soda >That plane hasn't even took off yet, you fat c--- >With morbid curiosity I watch him intently, as he eats numerous meals, double snacks, three mini cartons of mochi ice cream >Disgust, unending >Watch as he gets up to try and fit in the airplane toilet >Fits, barely >Comes back to the disgust of the Japanese girls and the stewardess >Is a smelly, disgusting pain in the ass the entire trip >By this point this f------ f------ existence is pissing me off >Can't stand it anymore, so when the plane lands I catch that f----- in the bathroom in Asia >Look him dead in the eyes and tell him how f------ much I hate him and how he needs to change his ways so he doesn't die a fat ugly corpse >I punch him, hoping to drive the point home >The mirror spiderwebs, and I cut my hand I've lost 250 pounds since then, down from 440 to 190. I'm still in Asia, but now that I'm normal i think I'll come home.

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>be me, 18m just finished high school. >it's the moment where u start applying to usa)... universities&collges(not >got a message from military academy >exam starts at 6 am phone,ID,money... > they take your >it was 2021 back then, so they gave us the covid masks. >medical exams starts, go to the f------ toilets to give them a urine sample >next you go to get weight/height... stats, get your blood pressure measured by hot chicks( nurses), >final stage, complete physical exam HINGE 42 KB JPG >i get in, welcomed by the doctor(thank god she's a female,good looking, super friendly), starts chatting with me and tells me to go the other side of the room >tells me to strip and call her, stripped, but kept my under-wear on, she comes in, starts looking at my body and starts the work,checks my bones,checks the way i stand, general physical exam, while she's cheking me i hear some talk from the other room, a doctor begging for a f------ retard to take his under-wear off lol, i think he hasn't shaved since the cold war. >suddenly the doctor who's checking me stops and get the gloves on, tells me to take my under- wear off, i stare at her in a w-- look, she tells me not to worry it's all for my intrest, so i do, she first stares at my penis, everything's shaved, then starts touching my balls. > this felt weird, naked in front of a woman getting your balls touched, starts flipping my penis, i was afraid for the a--- exam, but she didn't go for it, she stops touching my d--- and go to write something. >suddenly see a slow erection going on(panic), ask her can i wear my under-wear now, she stares at the erected d---, almost laughs in a way that this happens a lot and tells me yeah that woll make you more comfortable. > tells me to walk in front of her so i can finish the medical exam. >imagine if i walked in front of her with an erection, i don't wanna even think about it

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Deviant- 4·0³7²90 If every woman have the same breast size it breaks immersion doesnt it? lyth your forry that an being stuff very ne e same status there a 1000 affettuonly 5 har types or only at vores for at the 1000 rpc t would stay treak mersion awet wouldnt would love to see npc woman with the beast sies becuz it would make it more immenim becurit would be y cant be the only one thinking this way? Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:54:05 No.646361912 >>646362145 >>646362159 >>646362231 >>646362586 >>646362 >>646364427 >>646365073 >>646366119 >>646366215 >>646366454 >>646366518 >>646367172 >>646367590 >>6463 >5 different d---- >1 pair of t--- >detailed genital customization >no boobs (size, saggyness, n------, etc) customization >all men look sexy and attractive >all women look masculine, unsexy, unattractive, and look like ugly men not sure why /v/ and normalfags are buying and praising this ugly p------------ game... ☐ Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:55:17 No.646362021 >>646362310 >>646363780 >>646365917 Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:43:03 No.646365917 >>646366298 >>646362021 Actually only two different d----, the rest are pubic hair arrangements. But you'd know this if you played the game instead of complaining about it online. Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:47:59 No.646366298 >>646365917 This man is actually closely inspecting the penises instead of seeing that there was 5 options

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