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07/25/23(Tue)14:57:33 No.70350563 Women can't c-- tho. Orgasms are just the pelvic muscles relaxing it's nothing to do with sexual arousal : Anonymous I've had sex with multiple women and none of them cummed or orgasmed even after 5 minutes of continuous sex. Oh and for the record, "squirting" is just pee

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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08/06/23(Sun)21:00:37 No.35516515 : Anonymous >>35515582 (OP) # >brazil had an invasion of ufos >ufos used beams to paralyze, burn, a--- probe, and suck blood >earned the local name chupa chupa >translates to "suck suck" This is not the sexy invasion anons were hoping for.

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors

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Anon wants more tendies. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun)19:45:11 No.15987578 ► >>15987609 >>15988280 >>15988378 >>15988934>>15989284>>15989842 >>15998149 le: 1421609375763.png (6 KB, 300x355) >I've been a good boy and save up 50 GBP this week >now I can dine on tendies ALL WEEKEND >lunch goes smoothly enough. got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce >my tummy starts to growl later and I know it time for dinner >I leave my room and head downstairs >"mummy! time for din din! Its tendie time!" >mumma is on the couch watching a movie with another new daddy >lazy bitch. but who cares as long as I get my tendies >"Sorry anon but you know the rules! tendies only once a day! just heat up some bagel bitez and leave me and my friend alone." >f------ liar! theres no such rule posted on the GBP chart! and bagel bitez! what an insult! >she'll learn >wait untill 2 hours past my beddie bye time >grab my pee pee spittoon and my hidden pair of mummys underwear to wear as a mask >interrupt her and new daddy playing in her room >"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CHICKEN TENDIES IS WHAT I DESIRE!" >start spinning around like taz from loony toons spraying my pee pee all over >new daddy is screaming and mum is crying and here I am. eating breakfast tendies in bed like a king. New daddy even said he was going to show me his new gun in the woods next weekend.

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Anon celebrates christmas | /r/Greentext

: onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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: Anonymous 131 KB JPG 07/05/18(Thu)16:31:04 No.773480835 >live in virginia >move to north carolina >see ya later virginians

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Anonymous 12/07/11 (Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm f------ sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU F------ SORRY!?" >goalie is choking back tears

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Anon does what is called a pro gamer moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 3 Replies 01/19/19(Sat) 19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. View Thread 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 Anonymous >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu

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: Anonymous this is getting hard 8 KB JPG > god damnit finally get the reason why > picrel > horniness.png > autism kicks in 07/28/23(Fri) 16:51:32 No.74190239 > starring like a fresh pubescent whenever I see her from behind : Anonymous > be me > live together with female room mate > she catches me starring, doesn't say anything, awkward situation >>74191586 # > only see her wearing wide trousers, never shorts or leggings > think nothing more of it > one day she wears leggings since this day I've known that I live together with a huge, perfectly shaped ass, yet I know bunga bunga is out of reach how do you cope fellow anons? >>74191383 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>74190239 (OP) # Here are a few fun ideas 07/28/23(Fri)17:00:21 No.74190311 07/28/23(Fri)19:06:36 No.74191370 >sniff panties >fap in her panties >fap in her socks >rub d--- on her toothbrush >open fridge and rub d--- on her food 07/28/23(Fri)19:08:04 No.74191383 >>74191370 # ah yes the zoomer dating strategy 101

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: Anonymous 147 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)13:09:29 No.903862780 >be me >on date with femboy at Universal Studios >eat at restaurant >we chat and laugh >something spat out of mouth and on hand >she see >run to bathroom and cry in shame >see pic rel W-- is this? I'm crying 3 Replies View Thread

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anon commits tax evasion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)14:23:43 No.903865313 >be me >grew up watching minecraft >see pugrilla, picrel >feel sad, knowing that i now have to commit tax evasion >pugrilla would be disappointed in me should I better myself for Pugrilla?

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07/25/23(Tue)14:57:33 No.70350563 Women can't c-- tho. Orgasms are just the pelvic muscles relaxing it's nothing to do with sexual arousal : Anonymous I've had sex with multiple women and none of them cummed or orgasmed even after 5 minutes of continuous sex. Oh and for the record, "squirting" is just pee

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