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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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Anon wants more tendies. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/25/15 (Sun)19:45:11 No.15987578 ► >>15987609 >>15988280 >>15988378 >>15988934>>15989284>>15989842 >>15998149 le: 1421609375763.png (6 KB, 300x355) >I've been a good boy and save up 50 GBP this week >now I can dine on tendies ALL WEEKEND >lunch goes smoothly enough. got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce >my tummy starts to growl later and I know it time for dinner >I leave my room and head downstairs >"mummy! time for din din! Its tendie time!" >mumma is on the couch watching a movie with another new daddy >lazy bitch. but who cares as long as I get my tendies >"Sorry anon but you know the rules! tendies only once a day! just heat up some bagel bitez and leave me and my friend alone." >f------ liar! theres no such rule posted on the GBP chart! and bagel bitez! what an insult! >she'll learn >wait untill 2 hours past my beddie bye time >grab my pee pee spittoon and my hidden pair of mummys underwear to wear as a mask >interrupt her and new daddy playing in her room >"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE CHICKEN TENDIES IS WHAT I DESIRE!" >start spinning around like taz from loony toons spraying my pee pee all over >new daddy is screaming and mum is crying and here I am. eating breakfast tendies in bed like a king. New daddy even said he was going to show me his new gun in the woods next weekend.

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Anon celebrates christmas | /r/Greentext

: onymous 10 KB PNG 12/25/22(Sun)07:43:42 No.891365912 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly after deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anon moves out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 131 KB JPG 07/05/18(Thu)16:31:04 No.773480835 >live in virginia >move to north carolina >see ya later virginians

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x-post from /r/4chan, Greentext collection. 150 greentext stories. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/11 (Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm f------ sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU F------ SORRY!?" >goalie is choking back tears

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Anon does what is called a pro gamer moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 3 Replies 01/19/19(Sat) 19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. View Thread 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 Anonymous >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu

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Are you ok, Fridgebro? | /r/Greentext

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Anon and his room mate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous this is getting hard 8 KB JPG > god damnit finally get the reason why > picrel > horniness.png > autism kicks in 07/28/23(Fri) 16:51:32 No.74190239 > starring like a fresh pubescent whenever I see her from behind : Anonymous > be me > live together with female room mate > she catches me starring, doesn't say anything, awkward situation >>74191586 # > only see her wearing wide trousers, never shorts or leggings > think nothing more of it > one day she wears leggings since this day I've known that I live together with a huge, perfectly shaped ass, yet I know bunga bunga is out of reach how do you cope fellow anons? >>74191383 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>74190239 (OP) # Here are a few fun ideas 07/28/23(Fri)17:00:21 No.74190311 07/28/23(Fri)19:06:36 No.74191370 >sniff panties >fap in her panties >fap in her socks >rub d--- on her toothbrush >open fridge and rub d--- on her food 07/28/23(Fri)19:08:04 No.74191383 >>74191370 # ah yes the zoomer dating strategy 101

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anon goes on a date with a femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 147 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)13:09:29 No.903862780 >be me >on date with femboy at Universal Studios >eat at restaurant >we chat and laugh >something spat out of mouth and on hand >she see >run to bathroom and cry in shame >see pic rel W-- is this? I'm crying 3 Replies View Thread

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anon commits tax evasion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)14:23:43 No.903865313 >be me >grew up watching minecraft >see pugrilla, picrel >feel sad, knowing that i now have to commit tax evasion >pugrilla would be disappointed in me should I better myself for Pugrilla?

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Just saw this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 minutes ago >be me >at work 788931223 >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't speak English >have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by >think "she doesn't speak English so she won't understand my fart" >fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust >mfw I realize how f------ autistic I am

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anons dick is bleeding | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.46 MB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)12:13:51 No.903860880 >be me >wake up yesterday with morning wood. Think nothing of it >get up, take shower, brush teeth, still hard...hmmm >eat breakfast, go for a run, still hard and now it's starting to hurt >W--.jpg >by lunch time pain is so unbearable I drive to the emergency room The doctors literally had to tap into my d--- and suck the blood out bros! Am I a Troon now? What the f--- is happening?

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anon wants to do things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB PNG 08/06/23(Sun)12:16:15 No.903860966 >be me >20 years old man >can't get into university even with high grades >can't even drive because my family doesn't let me and they won't let me get a license >get accepted in jobs outside my city >family say no >but there is no jobs in our city >"you don't know how to live by yourself" what i can do with my life? 13 Replies View Thread

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