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COVID WAS A CHINESE BIOWEAPON The CDC continues to maintain it started spontaneously, despite mounting evidence otherwise I believe it might have been an accidental release of a superflu from a Chinese weapons lab CASTRATED I believe the source of Michael Jackson's trauma, falsetto voice, and feminine features is that he was castrated by his abusive father to maintain his youthful appearance in the 70s I have no reason to lie say that the US government has captured aliens Consequently, I also don't believe he touched those kids UFOS EXIST Multiple credible witnesses who Bob Lazar is the most thorough one, and the way he explains it is rather convincing GANGSTALKING The KGB did it, the Stasi did it, dozens of other regimes trained by the CIA did it, but the idea that the US does it is a dAnGeRoUs CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRy The Navy confirmed UFO sightings last year but it's still widely seen as a conspiracy theory FLAT EARTH Just kidding Imao Needed something to fill this square Government agents following and harassing targeted individuals MICHAEL JACKSON JFK ASSASSINATION CLINTON BODY COUNT PATTON DEATH I don't believe in the grassy knoll or CIA foreknowledge of any of that, but I fully believe that the Secret Service accidentally killed Kennedy and it was covered up because it would look embarrassing at the height of the Cold War General George S. Patton, who was extremely popular, was killed in a vehicle collision shortly after the end of the war D There's a lot of evidence to support this theory but the square is too small, so let's go to the comments on this one TUR TL;DR workplace accident LAUNDERING Did you know the US has put three times as much money into the Ukraine War than it put into the whole Space Race, even adjusted for inflation? UKRAINE MONEY | NEW COKE There's a theory that Coca-Cola released the ultra-unpopular New Coke to mask the fact that they switched from real sugar to high fructose corn syrup in their original recipe $140 billion and another $25 billion just approved Those who question it are labeled unpatriotic and traitors Something at least a little bit fishy is going on FIXED FINALS How is it that the NBA and NHL finals always seem to go to Game 7, each and every year? BUSH KNEW THERE WEREN'T WMDs It's now well-known The prevailing that WMDs, the impetus for the invasion of Iraq, turned out not to be there narrative is that Bush believed them to be there, so he made decisions using the knowledge at his disposal Because it brings in more revenue for advertisers But I think that he knew damn well they weren't there and he wanted to avenge his daddy I think the winning team is told to throw games in the interest of extending the series; that's why there are so many "how did they blow this lead" cases A suspicious number of Clinton family enemies end up dead in mysterious suicides... Coke has denied this but c'mon, it's just too convenient ALTERNATIVATE THERAPY SUPPRESSION The pharmaceutical industry is so powerful and profitable that I fully believe that there are medicines that would cure or prevent diseases that have been successfully suppressed just so they can sell lucrative treatments GULF OF TONKIN FALSE FLAG Alternatively, I believe that some prescription medicines are meant to be addictive, to keep the user hooked for life I believe that LBJ was so eager to enter Vietnam that he engineered the Gulf of Tonkin incident as an excuse There is little evidence that North Vietnam would've instigated a war with the US, and nobody corroborates the American version of events The circumstances of the collision were so convenient that it's hard to believe it was just coincidence After all, Patton was outspoken against Soviet Russia and was pushing to invade them right away, which got him reprimanded several times ALTERNATIVATE ENERGY SUPPRESSION The fossil fuels lobby is strong, and whenever a viable, inexpensive, energy-efficient, sustainable technology comes along, it mysteriously gets over- investigated and regulated I feel like most of the public believes this and it's duplicitous of the government and media to keep calling it a conspiracy theory Watch Who Killed The Electric Car?, seriously EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF I mean, how convenient is it that he hung himself right after getting arrested and no camera caught it and the guards happened to be looking away?

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