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: Anonymous High risk Schizophrenia 08/19/23(Sat) 20:33:52 No.35650577 >humans share nearly 50 percent of their DNA with fungi >Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, commonly known as zombie-ant fungus, >The brains of people with schizophrenia appear to be more sensitive to dopamine. In other words, dopamine makes the brain overactive. 27 KB JPG Humans are zombies and people with schitzophrenia are those who are less likely to be infected, and they use more of their brains than average zombies. Being schitzo is actually being violent but the social understanding is to consider that connecting the dots between theories, media and already established facts is to be considered schitzo and thus untrue. But things like hollow earth, 3d simulation theory, hollow moon theory, ghosts/aliens/demons/monsters existing are forms of higher reasoning that average zombies like you cannot understand, but are commonly brought up in higher iq societies as forms of physics and u iversal theories that idiots like you cannot understand. Every conspiracy that exists, with 50 years, are proven as true, but the people who mention it are brought into hospital and considered crazy by the greater zombie herd. Schitzos are ahead of the herd. >>35650623 # >>35651322 # >>35651690 # >>35651868 # >>35652241 # >>35658738 #

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Anonymous (ID: RmzHLowC File: 0291.png (317 KB, 868x958) 12/20/21(Mon)17:09:49 No.352967744 >>352967625 (OP) >As he came onto the window >There was the sound of his Nintendo >He came in her apartment >He left the cumstains on her carpet >He came beneath the table >She could see he was unstable >So she ran into the bedroom >She was struck down, there was more coom >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you ok? >So, T----- are you ok? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >You watch too much p----------? >Left a stain on the window >Then you played your, new Nintendo T----- >You came in her apartment >You left the cumstains on her carpet >Then you ran into her bedroom >You wore her clothes, and left your coom >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you ok? >So, T----- are you ok? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >You've been hit by >You've been hit by >Removed genitals >So he came in to the outway >It was Sunday, now his c-- day >C---in-mouth gave satisfaction >Sounds of d--- beats, m----------- >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you ok? >So, T----- are you ok? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >So, T----- are you okay? Are you okay, T-----? >T-----, are you okay? >You watch too much p----------? >Left a stain on the window >Then you played your, new Nintendo T----- >You came in her apartment >You left the cumstains on her carpet >Then you ran into her bedroom >You wore her clothes, and left your coom >T----- are you okay? So, T----- are you okay? >Are you okay T-----? >You've been hit by >You've been struck by >Removed genitals >>352967831

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: 31QxRNqY) | 02/22/25(Sat) 17:34:25 No.498328901 697 KB PNG >Be a migrant >Wake up in free hotel room at the crack of dawn (11am) >Put on balaclava because its le cold outside >Walk to outside of cafe with other migrants >Stand around silently and death-stare at passerbys for 4 hours >Get on bus >Talk on speaker phone loudly in bunga bunga >Take a s--- and smear it everywhere >Alight the bus >See a woman >I recognise her from the grang-r--- last week >Slaughter her for having sex before marriage >Take that you f------ w---- >Go into womans bathroom >See an unaccompanied child >Shwing.gif >Make sweet r--- to her >Leave >Log onto Deliveroo to make da cash >Steal a bike >Ride to McDrive >Wait for order while death scowling at customers >Take order to apartment building >Recipient opens the door >What a f------ p------------ >Proceed to murder his entire family >Steal his TV >Ride back to hotel where there is a riot going on >Turns out that the free internet is too slow >UNGA BUNGA!!! >Those f------ crackers cant provide us with good free internet? >First they colonise my country 200 years ago, and now this? >Proceed to burn down the whole building >Set fire to some cars >Government officials apologize >Your damn right your sorry >Get moved to a new free hotel >Go back to sleep >Repeat.

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 05/07/21(Fri)21:38:10 No.63572031 >massive 4chan data leak happens >IPs for every post are leaked >they can now all be traced back to you What do in this situation? 13 Replies/2 Images Anonymous View Thread 05/07/21(Fri)21:46:14 No.63572130 >yeah i made all those racist, sexist, antisemetic, gay shitposts. What are you going to do about it? Cry? 229 KB PNG >>63572211 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:47:01 No.63572143 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:50:54 No.63572193 Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:52:37 No.63572211 >>63572130 # >No, you're just going to lose your job. >Also, you can't be within 300 meters of a school. >>63572234 # Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)21:54:23 No.63572234 >>63572211 # >Lose my what? >Why would i want to go to a school?

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Anon do masturbating to stick his figures | /r/Greentext

What's your most shameful fap? It can be your most cringe-worthy fap or a fap that showed you the depths of your deviancy. 32 KB JPG Cringe-worthy: >Probably about 14 or 15 years old >Have f------ dial-up internet (rural-f-- here) >Family goes to bed >Try to connect to interwebs >Connection fails repeatedly >Get hornier by the second >Get an idea >Open a program called "Pivot StickFigure Animator" (lets you make little stop-motion movies) >Make a stick figure with a big-ol' dong >Make a stick figure with long hair and t------ >Go through painful task of animating them engaged in foreplay >StickLady blows StickDude >I c-- >Delete my movie >Shutdown PC >Go to bed >Mind represses this memory for about 12 years >Memory floods back after I finish f------ my fiance >Laugh for a goddamned hour

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One too many | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 177 KB JPG >>74457276 # : Anonymous >>74457246 (OP) # >>learned about her sexual history well anon, don't leave us hanging, how bad is it? : Anonymous 08/20/23(Sun)20:23:59 No.74457246 >learned about her sexual history 24 KB JPG 08/20/23(Sun)20:25:24 No.74457255 08/20/23(Sun)20:28:18 No.74457276 >>74457255 # she dated someone for a month who she "didn't like", and she lost her virginity. i told her i want to leave, went back to my place and blocked her. >>74457287 # >>74457292 # >>74457347 # >>74457525 # >>74457536 # >>74457919 # >>74457991 #

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Anon hates Asians | /r/Greentext

08/21/23(Mon )09:24:26 No.904723758 Why I am an anti-asian bigot >be me, teenager in high school >admittedly have a face that resembles the human penis >some kids laugh at me for it sometimes, but teachers are nice >one day, go to my guidance counselor's office, she's chinese, let's call her cho >some chinese hooligans are making a fuss in the office being loud and obnoxious and cho is laughing along >I walk in, ask question about a course, begin to leave >some chinese n---- points at me and then points at a penis drawing on a hiv educational poster and says something in chinese >they all laugh Anonymous 109 KB JPG >I hear cho laughing along with them That day I lost any trust I had, not just in my peers but teachers too. F--- you cho why didn't you stop them

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Young anon watches slasher movies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous WELCOME CAMPERS 32 KB JPG 08/21/23(Mon)10:58:01 No.188985618 >Bro that kill was awesome! F------ SLAPS h-------- I love 80s slashers! >Oh...s---... >Ugh unnecessary graphic nudity. >A r--- scene? Okay...kind of tone deaf... >Why is she so sexual and shallow? Kinda sexist... >Yeah I mean the gore was f------ sick but the treatment of women...I don't know they just felt trapped in the male gaze...

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Anon ponders | /r/Greentext

1/1/1 >in 2010, 7 ex boyfriends used to be considered a comically large amount for a woman in her mid 20s what happened

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Anon's life | /r/Greentext

Femboy defenestration No. 904717101 08/21/23(Mon)06:55:17 IMG_3245.png 1108 KB 827x1169 >be me >femboy >muslim family >secretly crossdress >parents always forget to knock on my door >dad walks in on me crossdressing >throws me out the window 1 replies, 1 images

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Anon spills the beans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon )05:03:06 No.904715993 >hook up with a girl >she's incredible, love being with her >she offers to smoke weed together >get high and start feeling insecure and anxious >start thinking she is going to find out my secrets >decide to tell her everything to get ahead of things >"I know I am going to dream about coming in your hair I'm sorry" 15 KB JPG >"I don't care if your mom is not a milf but is she?" >"what do you want to know about jews?" Thankfully she didn't ask anything >"considering how depressed I am, I'm going to kill myself before 40" She finally told me to leave at >"I make really good monkey noises" *start making monkey noises*

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Based on a real story, Denmark. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB JPEG 21.8.2023 12.08.47 Based on a real story [DENMARK] > Be me, 4th grade > ChillingWithMyHomies.png > We find a guitar case near a bush > Curious.jpg > We open it > Rifle.png > "S--- THERES A GUN IN THE CASE" > Cant lift it, too heavy > Call the spanish teacher (HOG RIDA) > He lifts it to the principals office > We get a call from the principal, he starts to thank us. > 5 months later > pistol found at dentist > decided to move school due to safety reasons No.28980972 > 5 years go by > News: Sociopath arrested after buying an AR and planned to shoot the school down since 2018 (Same year i found the rifle) > mfw i realized i probably saved the school

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Anon gets a text about his dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 08/21/23 (Mon)09:53:08 No.74460448 >be me, 18M virgin >i get a text from an unknown person >"hey anon, im curious about the size of your d---, ive heard rumours its 17 cm, is this correct?" >its correct >i respond with "uhm yeah it is" and "who are you tho?" >person says it does not matter rn who they are >then asks "can i measure it" >i ask "why?" and "what is in it for me?" >responds with "for myself" and "sex" >also asks whether im still a virgin >i dont answer >i ask what their gender and age >turns out to be a trans male yet to have his surgery for a d--- and 16yo >also sends me a picture to prove hes not some 50 year old p--- >i ask where he got intel about the length of my d--- and my phone number >he refuses to say it >i ask why its a problem to tell me >he blocks me >mfw

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Anon called the police | /r/Greentext

No. 904696792 08/20/23(Sun)21:09:36 criminal.jpg 14 KB 276x183 I did it, /b/. I finally f------ did it. Weeks, no, MONTHS, of enduring my apartment neighbor, a literal drug addict and criminal, and his near-constant stench of weed, and I've been driven to the edge. I called the police on him, as weed is still completely illegal in my state, and anonymously emailed my landlord too, as the apartment complex strictly forbids illegal drug use or smoking inside the units. Call me a f-----, call me a monster, call me a "narc" until you are blue in the face and your lungs ache from the damage marijuana consumption has done to your breathing; this Man has had enough. I will update you when the authorities arrive to take the criminal into custody. 15 replies, 2 images

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Anon orders pizza for the first time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/18(Sat) 22:37:56 No.47283647 >be me 5 minutes ago >ordering pizza for the first time ever >ask for a pizza, some fries and a can of cola >pizza lady replies "we don't have cola, is pepsi ok?" >i freeze up 75 KB JPG >brain trying to process what she said, this isn't how this interaction played out in my head >mutter out "...taxi?" >after a silence she finally responds "sorry sir could you repeat that for me?" >brain finally catches up >"oh yes, a pepsi is fine please..." im never ordering food again i'll stick to microwaved dinners

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Anon goes on 4chan for the first time........ | /r/Greentext

>be me >see 4chan greentexts on the Internet >decide my autism would fit in perfectly on this Website >one day decide to go 4chan >its all p--- >all of it 19 KB JPG >its all p--- >80% trap p--- >wait for the sweet release that is death

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: Anonymous High risk Schizophrenia 08/19/23(Sat) 20:33:52 No.35650577 >humans share nearly 50 percent of their DNA with fungi >Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, commonly known as zombie-ant fungus, >The brains of people with schizophrenia appear to be more sensitive to dopamine. In other words, dopamine makes the brain overactive. 27 KB JPG Humans are zombies and people with schitzophrenia are those who are less likely to be infected, and they use more of their brains than average zombies. Being schitzo is actually being violent but the social understanding is to consider that connecting the dots between theories, media and already established facts is to be considered schitzo and thus untrue. But things like hollow earth, 3d simulation theory, hollow moon theory, ghosts/aliens/demons/monsters existing are forms of higher reasoning that average zombies like you cannot understand, but are commonly brought up in higher iq societies as forms of physics and u iversal theories that idiots like you cannot understand. Every conspiracy that exists, with 50 years, are proven as true, but the people who mention it are brought into hospital and considered crazy by the greater zombie herd. Schitzos are ahead of the herd. >>35650623 # >>35651322 # >>35651690 # >>35651868 # >>35652241 # >>35658738 #

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