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: Anonymous WELCOME CAMPERS 32 KB JPG 08/21/23(Mon)10:58:01 No.188985618 >Bro that kill was awesome! F------ SLAPS h-------- I love 80s slashers! >Oh...s---... >Ugh unnecessary graphic nudity. >A r--- scene? Okay...kind of tone deaf... >Why is she so sexual and shallow? Kinda sexist... >Yeah I mean the gore was f------ sick but the treatment of women...I don't know they just felt trapped in the male gaze...

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG

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Femboy defenestration No. 904717101 08/21/23(Mon)06:55:17 IMG_3245.png 1108 KB 827x1169 >be me >femboy >muslim family >secretly crossdress >parents always forget to knock on my door >dad walks in on me crossdressing >throws me out the window 1 replies, 1 images

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Anonymous 08/21/23 (Mon )05:03:06 No.904715993 >hook up with a girl >she's incredible, love being with her >she offers to smoke weed together >get high and start feeling insecure and anxious >start thinking she is going to find out my secrets >decide to tell her everything to get ahead of things >"I know I am going to dream about coming in your hair I'm sorry" 15 KB JPG >"I don't care if your mom is not a milf but is she?" >"what do you want to know about jews?" Thankfully she didn't ask anything >"considering how depressed I am, I'm going to kill myself before 40" She finally told me to leave at >"I make really good monkey noises" *start making monkey noises*

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Based on a real story, Denmark. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB JPEG 21.8.2023 12.08.47 Based on a real story [DENMARK] > Be me, 4th grade > ChillingWithMyHomies.png > We find a guitar case near a bush > Curious.jpg > We open it > Rifle.png > "S--- THERES A GUN IN THE CASE" > Cant lift it, too heavy > Call the spanish teacher (HOG RIDA) > He lifts it to the principals office > We get a call from the principal, he starts to thank us. > 5 months later > pistol found at dentist > decided to move school due to safety reasons No.28980972 > 5 years go by > News: Sociopath arrested after buying an AR and planned to shoot the school down since 2018 (Same year i found the rifle) > mfw i realized i probably saved the school

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Anon gets a text about his dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 08/21/23 (Mon)09:53:08 No.74460448 >be me, 18M virgin >i get a text from an unknown person >"hey anon, im curious about the size of your d---, ive heard rumours its 17 cm, is this correct?" >its correct >i respond with "uhm yeah it is" and "who are you tho?" >person says it does not matter rn who they are >then asks "can i measure it" >i ask "why?" and "what is in it for me?" >responds with "for myself" and "sex" >also asks whether im still a virgin >i dont answer >i ask what their gender and age >turns out to be a trans male yet to have his surgery for a d--- and 16yo >also sends me a picture to prove hes not some 50 year old p--- >i ask where he got intel about the length of my d--- and my phone number >he refuses to say it >i ask why its a problem to tell me >he blocks me >mfw

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Anon called the police | /r/Greentext

No. 904696792 08/20/23(Sun)21:09:36 criminal.jpg 14 KB 276x183 I did it, /b/. I finally f------ did it. Weeks, no, MONTHS, of enduring my apartment neighbor, a literal drug addict and criminal, and his near-constant stench of weed, and I've been driven to the edge. I called the police on him, as weed is still completely illegal in my state, and anonymously emailed my landlord too, as the apartment complex strictly forbids illegal drug use or smoking inside the units. Call me a f-----, call me a monster, call me a "narc" until you are blue in the face and your lungs ache from the damage marijuana consumption has done to your breathing; this Man has had enough. I will update you when the authorities arrive to take the criminal into custody. 15 replies, 2 images

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Anon orders pizza for the first time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/18(Sat) 22:37:56 No.47283647 >be me 5 minutes ago >ordering pizza for the first time ever >ask for a pizza, some fries and a can of cola >pizza lady replies "we don't have cola, is pepsi ok?" >i freeze up 75 KB JPG >brain trying to process what she said, this isn't how this interaction played out in my head >mutter out "...taxi?" >after a silence she finally responds "sorry sir could you repeat that for me?" >brain finally catches up >"oh yes, a pepsi is fine please..." im never ordering food again i'll stick to microwaved dinners

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Anon goes on 4chan for the first time........ | /r/Greentext

>be me >see 4chan greentexts on the Internet >decide my autism would fit in perfectly on this Website >one day decide to go 4chan >its all p--- >all of it 19 KB JPG >its all p--- >80% trap p--- >wait for the sweet release that is death

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anon wants to go to nuuk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i want to go to nuuk 72 KB JPG 04/08/22(Fri) 20:18:19 No.68127114 >bored >looking at countries on google maps >start looking for most remote areas >come across nuuk, a city in greenland, though it looks more like a small town >looks beautiful >come across a subreddit dedicated to it with less than 200 users >look at the photos people posted, they look so comfy and friendly >can imagine myself living there in a small house, making friends, enjoying the snow >no war, no politics, just a small town away from everyone else >fall in love with this town knowing damn well i'll never step foot in it pic related, its nuuk

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Anon is not enlightened | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 08/18/23(Fri)01:51:13 No.35630012 >"Hey, uhh, Buddha, what do you want on your pizza?" >"If you have to ask... then you don't know." >Buddha then shot a random guy in the face, just shot him in the f------ face and killed him, he's dead now, h-------- >The student was enlightened instantly Why are all buddhist stories like this? Are you supposed to actually be getting something from this or are they just trying to f--- with white people?

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Anon gets tricked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG 05/10/18(Thu)11:53:32 No.45281609 >Be me > 19 years old virgin >Watch milf p--- all the time and fap >Make a new friend in class >Go to his home >No father, single sexy mother >RemenberPorn.jpeg >Plan to f--- her >Go to his house when he is out >Start flirting with his mother >Say I want to have sex with you >She slaps me >Dont trust p---, they f--- you up Anonymous >>45281609 (OP) # Idiot, it doesn't work if you don't go IN CHARACTER Next time show up as a Plumber or something 05/10/18(Thu)11:55:54 No.45281651

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: Anonymous WELCOME CAMPERS 32 KB JPG 08/21/23(Mon)10:58:01 No.188985618 >Bro that kill was awesome! F------ SLAPS h-------- I love 80s slashers! >Oh...s---... >Ugh unnecessary graphic nudity. >A r--- scene? Okay...kind of tone deaf... >Why is she so sexual and shallow? Kinda sexist... >Yeah I mean the gore was f------ sick but the treatment of women...I don't know they just felt trapped in the male gaze...

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