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reddit comments starter pack Someone: *makes a mildly "crotch goblin" "This." amusing comment* the replies: *repeats and beats *subtly homophobic the joke to death to the point it's beyond unfunny* comment* "Chokers" "Fur baby" "Pupper" and other outdated internet slang that should've stayed in the 2010s "r/thathappened" the reply: "r/nothingeverhappens" *insert overused Jojo refrence* "RED FLAG!!! *long detailed essay with 5 awards that takes forever to scroll past* 3251 "Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" IMMEDIATELY" BREAK UP WITH HIM "Username checks out!"

Crotch Goblin


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File: 6491666238457544631.jpg (46 KB, 431x500) KTH Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun)19:21:52 No.71748810 [Reply] >>71748869 Guys, I found out how to prevent your gf from giving you a crotch goblin: Schrodinger's pregnancy. >be me >make a pact with my gf that if she gets pregnant we'll just ignore it >maybe it'll go away >it happened >she's clearly pregnant, periods stop & belly grows >we just didn't acknowledge it >no one is rude enough to point it out >all according to plan >ffw 1 year >still pregnant >kid should've slithered out by now >it actually worked, pic related
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Uploaded Aug 30, 2023 at 07:49AM EDT

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Crotch Goblin

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