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Comments 13 Responses to "Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin?" Miss Unique says: October 12, 2010 at 12:56 pm LOL Reply Erich says: October 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm wow its a joke dude u have a kid and u cant realize that? im 14 and i know that.. Reply Kashaan A says: October 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm LOL he was probably joking. Did he say it in a mean way? Reply Liberty or Death says: October 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm It sounds to me like a harmless joke. Ask if he really is serious, you need to know before you bring a life into the world. It is a LOT of responsibility. Reply

Crotch Goblin


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File: 6491666238457544631.jpg (46 KB, 431x500) KTH Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun)19:21:52 No.71748810 [Reply] >>71748869 Guys, I found out how to prevent your gf from giving you a crotch goblin: Schrodinger's pregnancy. >be me >make a pact with my gf that if she gets pregnant we'll just ignore it >maybe it'll go away >it happened >she's clearly pregnant, periods stop & belly grows >we just didn't acknowledge it >no one is rude enough to point it out >all according to plan >ffw 1 year >still pregnant >kid should've slithered out by now >it actually worked, pic related
Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream
helmet hides blad spot? never takes it off fabulous 80's glam hair has no name and dosen't bother with his partner's name only calls them by their class you remind him of the bae... what bae? the bae, with the power... wields crappy sword has a third hand just to play with his balls glitzy fashion AF uses low tier uses s----- 5e rules gear in case of looting makes his own rules, breaks 'em anyway only goblins use their genitals (for r---) only cares about slaying goblins puts the moves on teenaged girls has more crotch square footage than entire cast faceless goon iterally "DAVID BOWIE"
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