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When measles starts surfacing again and people are wondering why it's happening VACCINATE YOUR DAMN CROTCH-GOBLINS

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File: 6491666238457544631.jpg (46 KB, 431x500) KTH Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun)19:21:52 No.71748810 [Reply] >>71748869 Guys, I found out how to prevent your gf from giving you a crotch goblin: Schrodinger's pregnancy. >be me >make a pact with my gf that if she gets pregnant we'll just ignore it >maybe it'll go away >it happened >she's clearly pregnant, periods stop & belly grows >we just didn't acknowledge it >no one is rude enough to point it out >all according to plan >ffw 1 year >still pregnant >kid should've slithered out by now >it actually worked, pic related

Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream

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KatyB @KatyBerwick You all know that without the NHS even having a BABY will cost thousands, just to push a crotch goblin out it'll cost like 6k... don't vote Tory 7:36 PM . Nov 28, 2019

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Keegan Part 2 @Keegannnnn 1) F--- dem kids 2) f--- conservatives 3) IF I WANT BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE I WANT TO BE RAWDOGGED IN THE BACK OF AN APPLEBEES PARKING LOT AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A CROTCH GOBLIN POPPING OUT THIS BITCH IN 9 MONTHS THAT'S MY F----- RIGHT 8:41 AM . May 10, 2019 from Grove City, OH

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Comments 13 Responses to "Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin?" Miss Unique says: October 12, 2010 at 12:56 pm LOL Reply Erich says: October 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm wow its a joke dude u have a kid and u cant realize that? im 14 and i know that.. Reply Kashaan A says: October 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm LOL he was probably joking. Did he say it in a mean way? Reply Liberty or Death says: October 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm It sounds to me like a harmless joke. Ask if he really is serious, you need to know before you bring a life into the world. It is a LOT of responsibility. Reply

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YOU ARE HERE: HOME / BREAK ROOM / SHOULD I BE OFFENDED THAT MY BOYFRIEND CALLED MY UNBORN BABY A CROTCH GOBLIN? Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Posted by admin on October 12, 2010 13 Comments Question by Lila: Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Im not exactly sure what it means but it doesnt sound very nice. And yes its his child, but im starting to think hes not intrested. Best answer: Answer by Fear not. I'm from the internet Lol. What a t--. Add your own answer in the comments! FILED UNDER BREAK ROOM TAGGED WITH BABY, BOYFRIEND, CALLED, CROTCH, GOBLIN, OFFENDED, SHOULD, UNBORN

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crotch goblin A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins. "Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!" by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005 604 63 y f FLAG

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Anon discover Schrodinger's pregnancy | /r/Greentext

File: 6491666238457544631.jpg (46 KB, 431x500) KTH Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun)19:21:52 No.71748810 [Reply] >>71748869 Guys, I found out how to prevent your gf from giving you a crotch goblin: Schrodinger's pregnancy. >be me >make a pact with my gf that if she gets pregnant we'll just ignore it >maybe it'll go away >it happened >she's clearly pregnant, periods stop & belly grows >we just didn't acknowledge it >no one is rude enough to point it out >all according to plan >ffw 1 year >still pregnant >kid should've slithered out by now >it actually worked, pic related

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When you want the benefits of a commune but don't want to do any communal work | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

I want communalism in my AnCom utopia! Can you watch my child for 2 hours? Lol no f*** that crotch goblin!!! ?!

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CHILDFREE CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW CROTCH GOBLIN YOUNG ADULT STARTER PACK THINGS THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS, WHILE ALSO GETTING OFFENDED WHENEVER SOMEONE THINKS THEY HAVE THESE THINGS: THATE CHILDREN TIME FREE "MY DOG IS LITERALLY MY CHILD" "CHILDREN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT CHUCK E CHEESE, IT RUINS THE ATMOSPHERE

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Remember folks you can't eat Sunday dinner at your parents house. But you can get your crotch goblin waxed by a complete stranger. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream

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Pet shop employees weren’t allowed to sell fish so the kid threw a tantrum and then threw a decoration at the fish tank must be a Karens Crotch goblin | /r/FuckYouKaren

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