Delete Sensitive Just Some Guy Oct 04, 2023 at 02:22PM EDT in reply to negativeoptimist "HR is saying they're having an issue filing you for the company life insurance policy, as there is a pre-existing death certificate under your name." "I'm a fucking vampire, you idiot! You're supposed to apply me to the unlife insurance policy." +23 Reply
Delete Sensitive negativeoptimist Oct 04, 2023 at 06:10AM EDT Took me a moment to realize, but the one at the desk is the vampire. So this looks like a boss finding out one of his workers is dead but finds out that they are a vampire. +17 Reply
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Just Some Guy
Oct 04, 2023 at 02:22PM EDT in reply to
negativeoptimist
Oct 04, 2023 at 06:10AM EDT