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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech@infosec.exchange Twitter made a new ad for the platform that features a phone scrolling through Twitter. They ended up pulling it and remaking it after people noticed it contained a tweet mocking Elon for trying to blame Twitter's advertiser exodus on the jews. The second version of the ad, which is still online, contains a tweet about creampieing a rotisserie chicken. Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope Twitter's value has fallen by at least 50%, and Elon is blaming it all on the Jews. Masterful gambit sir Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10m X Interesting. In our case, they would potentially be on the hook for destroying half the value of the company, so roughly $22 billion. 515 475 2,680 52.8K 6:53 AM-9/5/23 from Earth - 2.4M Views ili View analytics 3,008 Reposts 173 Quotes 53.6K Likes 952 Bookmarks You've been here before for news, sports and culture. X V QO 8

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