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: Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. 910 KB JPG >Be me >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don't want to be a f----- /b/

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File: Egghead.jpg (199 KB, 1202x1600) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:15:40 No.208825388 >>208825705 >>208825415 >>208825630 >>208825671 You WILL eat all the eggs, Batgirl! I have arrayed an eggscellent assortment of poultry products for your eggsquisite physique to gorge upon! Yes...YES! Eat them, one by one! Don't dilly dally you chickens, feed them to her! I want her round as an egg! Deviled eggs, boiled eggs, rotten eggs, scrambled eggs, raw eggs, there's no end to this! See this, Batman? I, Egghead, win! Witness as I subject Batgirl to the most eggstreme perfection! Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:35:33 No.208825630 ►>>208825697 File: joke-on-babs.jpg (44 KB, 246x437) >>208825388 (OP) >Why are you doing this? >> Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:41:26 No.208825697 >>208825630 >All it takes is one eggceptional day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. >That's how far the world is from where I am. >One eggemplary day.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Q+qZWMAX) ✓ ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/20/25(Thu)16:22:38 No.498115193 Yashar Ali 0 @yashar ☑ Subscribe XI Circumcision reduces the transmission of HIV by 50-60%. Twelve percent of adults in Mozambique have HIV/AIDS, and this sort of action can potentially prevent thousands of new infections. It's ultimately good to reduce the transmission of HIV, no matter where it occurs in the world. These efforts also reduce the global disease burden, which always helps the United States. Mozambique has also been a hotbed of Islamist insurgency in recent years. A population grappling with disease will always be easier for terrorists to exploit than one that is healthier. $ Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE⚫ Feb 15 US taxpayer dollars were going to be spent on the following items, all which have been cancelled: -$10M for "Mozambique voluntary medical male circumcision" -$9.7M for UC Berkeley to develop "a cohort of Cambodian youth with enterprise driven skills"... Show more 4:29 AM Feb 18, 2025 358.9K Views 112 KB PNG I find it amusing that leftists on X are defending everything that USAID funded simply because Trump pulled support. Even circumcision, which I thought they didn't like. Anonymous (ID: q60XBCh1) >>498115193 (OP) 02/20/25(Thu)16:55:37 No.498118523 >Even circumcision, which I thought they didn't like. They like it, since a boy is in pain
Anonymous /tttt/ 75 KB JPG believe 02/09/25(Sun)18:55:32 No.38853567 >Be under 1% of the population >Everyone accuses you of controlling governments despite being actively repressed by them >Everyone accuses you of far left radicalism >Everyone stereotypes you of being in an intellectual profession, the stereotype being somewhat true but not to the extent people >Have higher than average iq >Exist all across the world as a minority >Certain governments make efforts to wipe you out >Be trans women (picture unrelated) Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:52 No.38853579 one day I'll find a nice lowish air with a nonis and make bor my
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