Notes:

if god is supposedly loves me then when didnt my parents divorce while i was young and one of them remarry into an existing family that had a slightly older boy who could be my brother and we could grow up like real siblings but actually we're not blood related and we'd play video videos every day and he'd never have time for a girlfriend because he'd be playing games and helping each other with homework and stuff and then god could have made him a smoker and i could always be around to light his cigarettes and then we'd grow up and we could live with each other forever and people would be like "arent you siblings?" and id come in clutch with the "no no we're not blood related so sign this marriage certificate for us"