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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Cheap thrills | /r/Greentext

JPG | 342.28 KB Wednesday 2024-02-14 22:38:53 2 hours ago >make it a hobby of mine to offer w----- off tinder money in exchange for sex >been doing it for years >usually i ask them to f--- bareback, most say yes >nothings ever happened >today i got contacted by one of these w----- who i f----- 3 years ago saying she has a 2 year old kid thats mine >shes planing on suing me for child support >mfw i might have a kid from a f------ w---- GOD DAMN IT, THIS IS THE LAST F------ STRAW, TIME TO F------ KILL MYSELF

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How do I post? What’s the verification thing? Do I sound like a boomer? | /r/Greentext

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Femanon is white | /r/Greentext

02/14/24(Wed)17:32:57 No.913933737 : Anonymous >>913933493 (OP) # >Be me, a 25 year old woman with a wild side >Always been curious about trying new things in the bedroom >One day, scrolling through 4chan, I come across a thread about people who have had sex with animals >At first, I'm disgusted and scroll past it, but something about it keeps drawing me back >Curiosity gets the best of me and I start reading through the thread, getting more and more turned on by the stories >Before I know it, I'm messaging a guy who claims to have had a sexual encounter with his dog >He sends me pictures and videos, and I can't deny the arousal I feel >After weeks of talking, I finally decide to meet up with him and his dog >Heart racing, I enter his house and am greeted by the most beautiful dog I've ever seen >He's big, muscular, and has the most piercing blue eyes >I can feel my panties getting wet just looking at him >The guy leads me to his bedroom and tells me to get undressed >I do as I'm told, my heart pounding with excitement and nerves >The dog jumps onto the bed and starts sniffing me, his cold nose sending shivers down my spine >I can feel his hot breath on my skin as he starts licking me, and I can't help but moan in pleasure >The guy watches, giving me instructions and guiding the dog's movements >Before I know it, the dog is mounting me and I can feel his hard c--- pressing against my entrance >I'm nervous, but also incredibly turned on >I give the go ahead and the dog starts thrusting, his powerful body moving in perfect rhythm >I've never felt anything like it before, the mix of pleasure and taboo making me lose control >I scream in ecstasy as I reach my first orgasm, the dog still going strong >He eventually finishes and I collapse onto the bed, my body trembling with pleasure >The guy and I lay there, panting and covered in sweat, as the dog curls up next to us >As I leave the house, I can't help but think about when I'll get to experience that wild and intense pleasure again >>913933976 # >>913934035 #

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Anons friend goes on a valentines date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed)19:19:05 No.142235941 File: Screenshot 2024-02-14 190231.png (311 KB, 639x506) >be me walking home >saw a friend sees me as we are walking the same way >she talks to me and stuff. >she then laughing tell me a prank she pulled on a guy. >Her and two guys, slid a note under an Indian guys door >It said a secret admirer was interested in meeting him at a valentines day dinner. >I know the guy in question, hes short, going bald, Indian, and looks super nerdy and barely showers. >an easy target >He turned up to the place >They revel its all a prank and toll >He dressed up all nice according to her. >She said all this while laughing historically >I smiled and pretended that it was funny. >When i got home jesus... so upset for this guy Honestly w-- bros?? Are woman like this to ugly men?? Im traumatized from this. She said it with such joy

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Anon goes to the movies on valentine's day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Yourself 9 KB JPG 02/14/24(Wed)12:42:01 No.196257177 >go to see Lisa Frankenstein by myself >ticket lady asks "One or two?" >"Just one, please." >she sighs and pulls out her walkie >"Uh, yeah, hey security, we got a single here, theater >a large gentleman armed with a rifle soon appears and escorts me to the designated auditorium >ask if I can stop for some concessions, but he ignores me >crammed and locked into a bullet-proof glass box at the front of the theater, completely by myself >I can feel the distrustful glares of every couple and group of friends in the theater on the back of my head as I take my seat inside the box >movie starts >am barely able to make out the sounds through the box >too close to the screen to enjoy the visuals >can't take it anymore >try asking the guard to let me out >he ignores me >tap on the glass to get his attention >he is visibly started, as are several of the other patrons in the theater, and almost reaches for his gun >he slides back a small cover in the glass case's door >"What the f--- do you want?" >"l-I'd like to leave." >"Fine. Great." >he opens the door and escorts me out of the theater >hear a few light claps as I make my way out >tfw

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Anon is a monster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2/14/2024, 11:05:39 AM No.71923380 174 KB JPEG > be me > day before valentines day > after school in club meeting > club members start talking about their dates and stuff > it circles to me > quietly say i dont have one > ensue laughter > mfw this is revenge > that night > decide to buy a s--- ton of laxative choclate > like 5 bags of the stuff > switch up the wrappers with help from my brother > that s--- takes all night > next day at school > start handing out these laxative chocolates to everyone I can > absolute anarchy > bathrooms go f------ extinct > kids start calling the chocolates a work from the anticupid > never got caught due to so many kids handing out chocolate that day > mfw

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When Gay Pretense Becomes Gay Reality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)20:36:54 No.68995172 >talked to a woman years ago that thought a cute date idea would be going somewhere that >I told her I was gay to get out of the conversation >I'm now getting increasingly close to gaining wizard powers >>68995269 >>68995299 >>68995319 >>689954

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Welcome to K.H.V | /r/Greentext

PNG| 41.06 KB Wednesday 2024-02-14 12:38:33 5 hours ago Got Trolled by the universe. >Be me >Be KHV >Gave up on my master quest to find love because I always got Friendzone ending every time I tried. >Shut in, Not retarded. I am just introverted >Despite that. feel lonely >Decided to buy Hatsune Miku Figurine because I just got my paycheck >Don't want to go to the physical store because its far away >Order the figurine online >Ffw a few days. >I got a notification >"Your package is in the shop" >W--.pdf >Double checked, realize I misclicked and clicked on delivery to the store >Fine. guess its time to surfacemaxx >Mfw I realize today is Feb 14 >Mfw I have to walk through half of my city to pick up my Waifu figurine whilst seeing couples doing stuff I'll never get to experience >Mfw today is the last available day to pick the delivery package otherwise it gets returned with no refunds Dear universe. I had already accepted defeat. Let me live my Welcome to NHK life without getting reminded of my failures please.

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Anon notices a shift | /r/Greentext

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An InconvenEUnt Truth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Open Your Fat Eyes Metals & Electronics Industrial Machinery Manufacturing Demand for air conditioners in Europe in 2021, by country (in 1,000 units) Board Russia Italy Spain France Turkey Greece Ukraine Germany UK Poland Portugal Netherlands Romania Hungary Norway Finland /int/ - International Belgium Sweden Cyprus Croatia 59 85 Czech Republic 51 81 72 63 Austria 44 Others Denmark 35 Slovenia 28 Switzerland 21 Ireland 12 D Slovakia 25 126 118 183 ● Additional Information 172 227 159 213 150 292 269 250 457 500 644 750 806 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:48 No.193728369 791 1,250 1,000 Demand in thousand units Collapse statistic 1,533 1,500 1,916 1,750 2,000 2,250 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 90 KB PNG Dutch and Nordic people when they go to Texas during the summer >EW why do ze american have AC? >Ve dun't have ze AC in euvope STFU DUTCHIE! . 0 And FYI, people in your precious little eu have mass access to AC because... Its flaming hot where they live. 4 66 ©Statiste 2024 Show source And a last note, you dutch people drive cars now more so then ever before. Cry into your bicycle about it. 6 You come from a country with room temperature summers. Dont make a tiktok video acting all superior about it. I'm Italian living in the UK and it pisses me off when you compare your cuck nation to mine.

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Femanon is a future influencer on the rise, but with a problem | /r/Greentext

File: w9v11pn0hnv21.jpg (1021 KB, 2455x3600) TradLife Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) 02/13/24 (Tue)18:05:59 No.458563454 ► >>458563603 >>458564316 >>458565106 >>458565370 >>458565491 >>458565554 >>458565654 >>458567204 >>458568332 >>458568408 >>458571896 >>458572326 >>458574284 >>458574390 >>458574798 >Be me, future influencer on the rise >tried youtube a few times before but got literally nowhere >different identities here/there, but settled into a "tradgf" role and gotten some traction on Insta more so than Tik Tok >> Anonymous (ID: 6R464//U) >> Anonymous (ID: WMCFKN3F) Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) >bible quotes, barefoot crocheting, nothing more overtly lewd than making fresh squeezed juices without wearing a bra and really leaning into it >done some quick little reactions and my boys like them a lot, so want to get way more into doing that, collecting requests, getting my set up setup. >now that I have a little community, I can hit youtube running for the real money, algorithm will see my views and I'll stay out of the basement cause I'm starting with something But years ago, I did a photoshoot. And the pictures have never really been distributed, but I contacted the photographer and offered to pay all the money back and then I'd have the rights and it's like it never happened, but he was like, that's some of my best work and how's that compensating me for all the work, and I explained what was up and that I wasn't going to do anything with them except delete them, and he was like well, I'd need real compensation, thousands, I don't even know how much, and I got mad and called out the revenge p--- aspect of what he was doing, and he pretended to be offended and "wished me luck" So my character is really innocent and shy, naive and the pictures aren't crazy but they are pretty fetishy, and I feel like it'll be a huge joke. But I've finally hit on something good with my character, so I don't want to change it at all. If I were going to move into p---, I'd want to do it later when I could get really paid for it. I don't really have the money to pay this extortion, but I could save it or get it from somebody if it were necessary for my career. I know people have gone from like, actual p--- to the trad influencer scene, but I've been really presenting it in a different way, so I don't know if I can add that in now. Should I pivot? Blame Al? 02/13/24(Tue)18:07:44 No.458563603 02/13/24(Tue)18:09:38 No.458563767 ► 02/13/24(Tue)18:14:44 No.458564215 >>458564588 >>458564937 >>458565310 >>458565675 >>458567382 >>458574234 >>458563603 >>458563767 Why is everyone on this website so angry and mean, outside of like two threads on /soc/? >> Anonymous (ID: vmZRLh2z 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:46 No.458564316 Anonymous (ID: EgpRYY2D) 02/13/24(Tue)18:18:55 No.458564588 ► >>458564215 4chan is not social media. it's anti-social media. we don't give a f--- about your stupid blogpost f-----. t--- or gtfo. that's the price of admission

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"my son likes girls? How terrible" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 221 KB PNG 02/14/24(Wed)09:59:09 No.76453753 >be me >has an alt girl obsession >in my room downstairs while parents are upstairs >my door is closed >starts watching alt tiktok compilation >keeps headphones off so I can be hyper-vigilant and switch tabs if someone walks in >watches video for 20 seconds >feels paranoid cause what if they came downstairs stealthily and are staring at me right now >looks over my shoulder '>pic related >no one is there >goes back to video >watches video for 20 seconds >feels paranoid >looks over my shoulder >pic related >no one is there >goes back to video >repeat

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