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Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)23:43 No.23498497 Replies: >>23498554>>23498585>>23498606 >>23498614>>23498717 >>23499504>>23500632 >>23500935 Ive never told this before. Its spaghetti on my part but I think you guys might like it anyway. >Junior year of HS >1st time in my life ive really liked a girl because small towns whole life >very smart,petite, dark featured girl >just my type >known her for years but I just ignored girls >really hit it off first couple weeks of school >we talk any chance we get >make a habit of meeting her at her locker everyday after school >we talk all the way to her car >after that I say bye and walk a mile home everyday (too lazy to get licence,I was a dumb kid) >this was great for a week >never ever work up courage to make any moves >always cry the walk home because I know she isn't going to like me forever >3 months later >ive tried drugs >ive tried working myself up hours before >many other "techniques" >cant get myself to hug her no matter the preperation >normal day >I walk to her locker >"Sup Camille!" >"Hey anon :)" >I see she has a stack of 4 books >out of nowhere >out of reflex >smart idea >"Hey are those books heavy" >"Nah im al-" >Pick her up by sliding my hands up her thighs up to her waist then bearhugging >as soon as I attempt it I know im too weak >"Did I just feel up her thighs jesus christ that was hot" I think >she is dropping the books all over me as I struggle to pick her up awkwardly >my back is arching >she screams really loud and just keeps repeating no no no no no no >everyone in the hall is looking >im slipping on all this spaghetti >her slip on shoes fall off her feet >here shirt lifted up as my arms are slipping > I decide f--- it >drop her >books all over the ground she tries to pick up her shoes "you suck at this" I say ("DAMAGE CONTROL" "DAMAGE CONTROL" I think) >"I dont want to be picked up okay?" >"You just suck" >I kick her shoe away from her hand to give me time to run away >I kick her shoe away from her hand to give me time to run away Anonymous 11/11/13(Mon)03:37 No.23500632 File: 1384159040258.jpg-(79 KB, 612x612, 1353184706858.jpg) sounds Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)23:58 No.23498717 File: 1384145897974.jpg-(47 KB, 327x256, 1352785815316.jpg) sounds >I kick her shoe away from her hand to give me time to run away >>23498497 >>I kick her shoe away from her hand to give me time to run away lol f--- >>23498497 >I kick her shoe away from her hand to give me time to run away im laughing so f--- hard at this s--- Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)23:48 No.23498585 File: 1384145318711.jpg-(21 KB, 208x199, 1360164458519.jpg) sounds >>23498497 >I kick her shoe away from her hand to give me time to run away

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