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Knight – "We need to get the the kingdom of ____ . It'll take us about two months by ship."
Bugmancer – "I can get us there in two minutes."
Knight – "What? HEY! What are yo-"
Bugmancer – "HOLD ON TIGHT!"

I can imagine talking to her for hours and hours…

…Because there's a bug in her dialogue that causes her to loop the conversation before you can exit it, requiring you to kill the game in the task manager if you're on PC, or by powering off the system if you're on console to get out of the softlock.

Also, if you're a PC player be careful if you're trying to permanently leave her: There's a bug in the uninstaller that makes it target the root directory of your hard drive instead of just the game folder, erasing literally everything and forcing you to reinstall your OS.