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File: ruckus.jpg (752 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 03/30/24(Sat) 07:22:41 No.76952372 >>76952424 >>76952442 >>76952525 >be me >new MTG set I want drops >have been out of MTG for so long that I didn't even know there was a card shop in my town >pretty excited, head in there right after work >expect the clerk to be an overweight nerd like myself >can't wait to nerd out with him about MTG and buy some cards >might even get invited to a game night >recordscratch.avi >clerk is a 6'3" chad >he barely says hi to me >start looking around at the cards >a stacy comes in and brings him some food, seems to be his girlfriend >don't see the cards I want but pick out a few little things >ask him about the cards while I'm checking out >turns out they had a few sets but sold out >he asks me if I have cash >tell him sorry, just have my card on me >"I'd almost rather not make a sale for so little if you don't have cash." >just say "oh" and put my card away >he starts talking to some customers he knows >no one notices me leave Times have changed MTG bros.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon comes to his senses | /r/Greentext

4h (3/29 17:29) 76950016 46 Re⚫ 3 Img PNG 95KB (516 × 440) · 6hnjxb.png 9 Replies >decide to stop watching p--- and just j------- to my imagination >Imagine a scenario, it takes forever because my mind keeps bouncing around >Decide to write it down in my notes app to have a coherent story that I can even use later if necessary >The story is even more degenerate than the p--- I usually look at >Post nut clarity 10x worse since if I jerked it to some degen doujin I can at least say "man the guy who made that is f----- up" Now I'M the f----- up guy who made it.... Maybe I'm just completely depraved inherently and p--- has nothing to do with it.

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Resolute Defence | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why don't you get a flatmate g(...) 03/24/24(Sun)16:12:55 No.76886773 Saki is looking for a place up to $230/wk near Eden Terrace individual listed 3 days ago Ready to move in from Tue 7 May Looking for ✓room in a flat Saki female 27 ⚫ from Japan Hi! I'm Saki! I used to be a nurse in Japan. I'm planning to go to New Zealand in early May. I'm learning English and I'm not very good at it yet, so I apologize if I cause any inconvenience. student vaccinated for COVID-19 Get in touch Write a message to Saki... Send Message Share Report this listing read our Safety Guide > >go to flatmate website qguayt.jpg 133 KB JPG >see hundreds of cuties planning to go to your country >offer them a place to stay >get paid to live with cute girl If you can't sex them even though they are living in your house 12+ hours a day helping them with English then you have no hope

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Speedrunners are so conditioned to insanity that they can't comprehend Occam's Razor anymore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >cosmic ray bit flip 03/29/24(Fri)13:21:47 No.671757832 >a one in a trillion error house? >it fits >>671758730 # >>671759170 # >>671777192 # Anonymous 84 KB JPG 03/29/24(Fri)13:32:54 No.671758730 >>671757832 # >A cosmic ray would be a real cool diagnosis. God sends a particle that hits the right bit of memory at the perfect timing to ensure some saved frames in some nerd's competition. >But after breaking and entering into this gamer's Twitch account and looking around, I realized that there's a much simpler option. Check this out. >*loads up Mario 64* >This isn't just your average ordinary 27 year old bit of hardware. This is the Vietnam Veteran of 27 year old hardware. It's shell shocked and ready to ramble about little green people. Except in this case, rambling would be... >*lightly blows on the N64, causing the game to glitch* >It wasn't an act of God, just a worn down piece of hardware, taxed after decades of playing the same game on repeat. Treat with component refurbishment and send home to play Mario 64 for another decade.

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Paulie on Israel and Palestine | /r/Greentext

IMG_0893.jpg 119 KB JPG >I dunno T, way I see it, I'm torn on whatevers going on in the Middle East >On one hand, you can never trust those Jews, even if some of em are alright >don't forget T, they killed our lord, a tremendous blow to us Catholics >On the other hand, I'll never forgive those pallingstinians for 9/11

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Walked right into that one | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 03/29/24(Fri)16:05:55 No.30973896 >"oh you got better at fingering anon" she said >"now I'll show you a new trick involving your lips" I replied (in all truth I just wanted to kiss her) >"Don't get so smug, I already knew how to suck c--- before we event met" she said

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Anon dislikes Shogun | /r/Greentext

File: MV5BNTI4NWNjNDctODRIZC00Z(...).jpg (13 KB, 500x281) Shogun sucks c--- Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)15:43:05 No. 197711767 exists for shock value >>197711818 >>197711901 >>197711993 >>197712019 >>197712021 >>197712076 >>197712145 >>197712178 >>197712275 >>197712467 >>197712667 >"Duuuude it's like Japanese Game of Thrones!!! Epic political intrigue!!" >Entire show has a washed out saturated grey filter, making the daylight scenes ugly and uninteresting >Random torture gore scene in the first episode where a man gets boiled alive, complete with gratuitous close-up shots of his face melting off >This is never mentioned again, doesn't have any consequences, and only >Ishido very obviously murders a politically powerful regent and blames it on bandits - zero consequences >Every line out of Mariko's mouth is some half-baked philosophical b------- >Lady Ochiba emotes and speaks like a f------ cartoonish anime villain >Mariko's husband returns after being thought dead right after she f----- the protagonist only days after, and now they all just happen to need to live under the same roof - wowzers how dramatic and definitely not contrived >Protagonist hangs up a rotting bird beyond the point of being edible despite intending to cook it, he jokingly tells the villagers they'll die in broken Japanese if they touch it >Instead of clarifying the obvious language barrier, the villagers execute the gardener who disposes of it because of MUH DISHONOUR >Protagonist blames himself instead of the very obviously retarded villagers >Mariko is able to physically defend herself with a f------ polearm twice her size in a restrictive dress, and is able to overpower and kill soldiers twice her size >Episode 6 spends half an hour on an unrelated courtesan subplot that goes nowhere This show is utter garbage and is the biggest psyop of the year. F--- all of you for tricking me into watching this trash.

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Its so over lankletbros… | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HIGH TEST 03/26/24(Tue)13:06:51 No.73908261 LOW TEST lanklet Beta 13513515.png 6 KB PNG >be manlet >muscles look bigger >above average penis looks enormous >can easily punch lanklets in the groin and chins How can lanklets even compete?

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Mood killer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 03/29/24(Fri)03:05:55 No.30973896 >"oh you got better at fingering anon" she said >"now I'll show you a new trick involving your lips" I replied (in all truth I just wanted to kiss her) >"Don't get so smug, I already knew how to suck c--- before we event met" she said That instantly killed the mood, I no longer felt aroused so I made up an excuse. She got all angered yelling me because "I left her hanging with a huge headache". I just don't like it when she mentions or hint that she got f----- by other men, the moment she mentioned sucking d---- made me feel grossed out because that meant she had shallowed some other dudes c-- when I was about to kiss her on the lips. Look I know she has a "past" all women has a past nowadays, so it's kind of dumb staying celibate when all women are being passed around before even turning 15, but it's not that i like it, I don't. I simply don't get it, do women think most men are into cuck s--- or something like that? I don't get off by hearing "oh honey Im good at sucking c--- because I got passed around by the entire college and now you get to date me, aren't you lucky? You are dating their leftovers"

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Bet anon goons daily | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 88 likes nlejay223 Sick and tired of fake n----- 69 KB JPG literally nothing Σ 03/29/24(Fri)18:52:10 No.76943098 why do people drink coffee/do drugs >drink coffee >feel jittery and anxious >not even more productive because you cant sit long enough to do anything >do drugs >burn out your brain cells for some temporary pleasure that gives you people who abuse substances are dumb as f---

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Why are they like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ✡ 5 KB PNG 03/29/24(Fri)13:42:16 No. 195398321 >live in Arab region surrounded by Arabs >have Arab climate and weather >eat Arab food >listen to Arab music >speak an Arab language >use Arab architecture >larp as an ancient nomadic Arab tribe >cut off part of their penises because a mythical Arab man told them to >follow an Arab religion that glorifies the Arab land they live on >tribalistic like Arabs >fanatical and ultra religious like Arabs Why do they still pretend they aren't wannabe Arabs?

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Anon wants to be called Daddy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LoM1xM10) why are women like this? thechosenberg-19h rosey Pombrained men shouldn't be allowed to reproduce My (321) husband (35m) says it's inappropriate for our daughter to call him "daddy" My husband and I have been married for 9 years, and we have an 18-month-old daughter together. I'm not exactly sure if what I am about to describe is a definite issue or if it's something that I'm just overthinking and reading too much into. Our daughter started speaking and calling me "mama" and my husband a mix of "dada" and "daddy". Throughout the process of her learning beginning to speak (mainly at 12 months) I would point and refer to my husband as "daddy" when wa were both in that stage with our daughter of seeing her speak and helping her with words and identification My husband would always give me what I thought was a dirty look when I would do that, but he never directly said anything so i just assumed I was 518 KB JPG word gross 03/27/24(Wed)13:29:31 No.19897672 >be women >start using the word daddy sexually for some f------ reason >disturbs us men >they start saying daddy sexually online while posting about it on social media with sexual jokes and so on >guys see this and now find the >hear daughter say the word and get disturbed by this word made a fetish by women over the last 10 years women: "you sick pervert p--- brained freak you shouldn't reproduce!!" what the f--- is wrong with women and accusing guys of the issues their side caused? honestly it's every other day they do this s--- Anonymous (ID: KIGXRqa1 >>19897672 (OP) # 03/27/24(Wed)13:33:00 No.19897679 Sorry but if you are upset by a kid using the term daddy your a pornsick retard. >but its a micro aggression and r--- culture or something Kys >>19897693 # >>19898116 # >>19898198 #

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A "misunderstanding" | /r/Greentext

T File: IMG_8056.jpg (127 KB, 1280x675) Its so f------ over Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)00:54:30 No.76940592 [Reply] >>76941145 >>76940622 >>76941070 >be me >last week >uni classmate I rarely talk too randomly invites me to play dnd >never played and but no friend loser and want to make friends so say yes >go to his dorm 2 nights ago and meet and group >female in group >shes hot >introduce myself >we all sit around coffee table and I practically rush to sit next to her >smile and she smiles back >they explain rules >create my character >make myself chad warrior >throughout session make jokes to girl, try to move closer and closer until our legs are touching >we get to a point in the game where were at a bar >ask her (in rp) to come to my room >she says no >assume its just banter >at the end of the night everyone is leaving, i offer to walk her home >she says no, but our buildings both happen to live in the same direction. >get to her dorm building first >saying goodbye >makeyourmove.jpg >go in for a kiss >first kiss >she laughs and goes back to room >walk home really happy >next day >friend sees me in class and immediately leaves >oh f--- >cop comes in class along with someone from school and pulls me out >informs me that she claims i sexually assulted her > ive been suspended from my college and have to move out my dorm tomorrow How the f--- do i tell my parents? I cant sleep. Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)00:58:03 No.76940622 >>76940592 (OP). >>76940648 I literally cringed reading this, how the f--- did you not understand from her first no that she didn't want you. Why the F--- would you chase this poor woman and kiss her. Literally coomer.

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File: ruckus.jpg (752 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 03/30/24(Sat) 07:22:41 No.76952372 >>76952424 >>76952442 >>76952525 >be me >new MTG set I want drops >have been out of MTG for so long that I didn't even know there was a card shop in my town >pretty excited, head in there right after work >expect the clerk to be an overweight nerd like myself >can't wait to nerd out with him about MTG and buy some cards >might even get invited to a game night >recordscratch.avi >clerk is a 6'3" chad >he barely says hi to me >start looking around at the cards >a stacy comes in and brings him some food, seems to be his girlfriend >don't see the cards I want but pick out a few little things >ask him about the cards while I'm checking out >turns out they had a few sets but sold out >he asks me if I have cash >tell him sorry, just have my card on me >"I'd almost rather not make a sale for so little if you don't have cash." >just say "oh" and put my card away >he starts talking to some customers he knows >no one notices me leave Times have changed MTG bros.

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