So... I hear the middle aged D&D Grognard with a dad bod is the new sexy. Sweet, my time has come! BORIS 084

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

wwww w 3 C Damn, these pants are cramping my balls! F---!! 1) Is that the legendary Crampus?! 3 3 U C @SINISTERCHAP SPECIAL THANKS TO MY FRIENDS 天 X 3 C WEB TOON

Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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